Before you let a girl you see on the street get you all depressed, ask yourself, “Could she be a supermodel?” If the answer is yes, you go, “OK, so I wish I could fuck a supermodel – duh, so does earth.” Then you can just shrug your shoulders and get on with your day.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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“Duh, so does earth.” that phrase really bothers me for reason.
10.17.08 at 11:49 am
^^ something tells me you’re just a bit too caught up in yourself. i mean really, if i was earth i’d fuck her too
See?
10.17.08 at 11:53 am
I remember Robert Crumb once said, “Sometimes I see a specimen that’s so perfect it will just ruin my whole day.” That really stuck with me because I suffer from the same affliction. I will try this trick next time. Hope it works.
10.17.08 at 12:04 pm
uh her face is pretty but she is carry a stool sample in that bag. that’s why she is wearing the gay clothes and corny sneakers. either that or she is real lonely so she dressed down to seem approachable and even made a sandwich for any guy who is willing to talk to her!
god she is hot wtf is up with those sneakers!? and how can u give her ten kitties!? she is hot but her style is trash. god i want to stick my dick in her
10.17.08 at 12:16 pm
“her style is trash”
Is English your first language. She is a 10. Completely perfect in every way. I don’t want to fuck her. I want to marry her.
10.17.08 at 12:39 pm
schwing!
10.17.08 at 12:41 pm
knock-kneed, flat chested, hooded eyes, and broad nose. 7.5 at best and that’s being very kind. super model? bahhh!
10.17.08 at 12:49 pm
yes it is my first language. her style is trash. just like your game i’m sure if you’re down with the itty bitty titty committee. her style is trash. pretty face. no tits no hips so you know she got no ass and she is wearing some gay vans or something. she aint shit. but since your name is red i assume your some freckled faced red head homo who doesn’t fuck hot chicks. she probably is a ten to you. you pathetic red headed mcdouche.
10.17.08 at 12:54 pm
i liked her better when she was 15
10.17.08 at 12:55 pm
ronold knows what’s up
10.17.08 at 12:55 pm
I don’t know if she could be a “supermodel”, but that’s not an insult since most supermodels look unremarkable and underfed.
Even before the picture finished loading I knew this was going to be ten kitties. And I approve.
10.17.08 at 1:12 pm
Some high standards for people who visit a site called street boners. She looks like bff material.
10.17.08 at 2:10 pm
yeah, she’s gorge
10.17.08 at 2:31 pm
Still hurts brother
10.17.08 at 2:35 pm
She’s a 10, fer sher.
10.17.08 at 2:38 pm
she has sister?
10.17.08 at 2:51 pm
very pretty girl, ten kittens no doubt.
10.17.08 at 3:25 pm
wife
10.17.08 at 4:25 pm
Wowsers I would invite her for a roll on the ol casting couch…
10.17.08 at 4:27 pm
oh good. fuck haute blah blah approves.
10.17.08 at 5:24 pm
it’s quite striking in fact on every moving issue and more often than not, that, there are far more ugly women here than pretty azns, this has been consistently the case and i’m willing to wager that everyone involved wishes we had more and more pics of azns as opposed to pics of ….. oh whatever
10.17.08 at 5:29 pm
11 kittens
10.17.08 at 6:29 pm
I was just talking to some friends today about how to cure the defeated feeling you get when you see 10s and I think I have the answer. Say to yourself “She has impeccable fashion sense, beautiful hair, beautiful skin, etc, etc…” – basically run down all of her good traits – “and she does it all to compensate for a freakishly ugly vagina”. Then picture it (the freakishly ugly vagina). I promise you it works.
10.17.08 at 8:21 pm
I just did it and it worked. I scrolled back up to the picture and it totally worked.
10.17.08 at 8:24 pm
annoyed loves and wants to marry me.
10.17.08 at 8:27 pm
damn what’s with the crazy little men being all concerned about how totally “not a ten” she is because of her chest and shoes??! when i see girls like this who could pull off looking whorish and stiletto-heeled but opt to wear normal clothes instead it blows my mind; sucks for you to be slavishly committed to upholding the standards set by fashion and pornography industries. haha
10.17.08 at 11:24 pm
give till507 a dollar.
shit really works cept i pictured that her vagina had teeth like the movie.
shit
maybe i went to far.
10.18.08 at 1:36 am
id fist her any day of the week
10.18.08 at 11:48 am
If this bitch has teeth in her vagina then consider myself first in line to have my penis chewed off.
10.18.08 at 11:50 am
She’s good in a girl nextdoor way, not a supermodel way.
10.18.08 at 3:19 pm
i just had a dream i could suck my own dick.
it’s not the first time either.
10.18.08 at 4:08 pm
you know im a pretty confident and good lookin’ guy. but girls like this make me question my game altogether. id pull some straight up fuckin movie romance on this dime. real talk.
10.18.08 at 10:26 pm
one thing iv learned, is, they want a gentleman in the streets but a thug twixt the sheets, real talk
if vanessa looked like this one i tell ya what a ride it would be, but worth it
10.19.08 at 8:55 am
the thot of vanessa givs me mornin’ wood
10.19.08 at 11:04 am
she looks like everything you love about Sunday afternoons
10.20.08 at 12:17 am
who cares about a recession? as long as there are girls like this…
10.20.08 at 2:18 am
Why does Gavin obsess about girls like this? They’re bornig. I wanna see more Sharon Stones.
10.20.08 at 3:29 am
problem is: small-to-no knockers
10.20.08 at 4:16 am
Small-to-no knockers is not a problem. Hawt lil Frenchie boobs all the way.
10.20.08 at 11:08 am
DEEP BABE
10.20.08 at 12:37 pm
am I the only one noticing that lazy eye now? It’s bugging the shit out of me….
10.20.08 at 1:45 pm
girl reminds me why i’m straight. not that i forgot or anything…well there was that one time in st.petersburg…
10.20.08 at 4:01 pm
She should get an honorary extra half a kitten for looking so casually fucking awesome.
10.21.08 at 1:37 pm
this chick has perfect skin. she needs to be seen without clothing, perhaps in an art gallery of some sort.
10.22.08 at 12:52 am
Super beautiful, but super vanilla. Part of why she looks so good is cuz she hasnt been out past 1am in 3 years and hasn’t had more than 1 glass of wine evar. I’m just sayin, ya know?
11.14.08 at 12:23 pm