Just when you thought this guy couldn’t fit any more subcultures on his body he stuffed pirate in there at the last second.

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28 Comments
  1. ben Says:

    Deep.


  2. Red Says:

    I thought this guy was a dweeb until I saw he has a hook for a hand and that made everything great.


  3. Loomis Says:

    Droog, punk, biker, metalhead, grunge, skater, hipster, hardcore, pirate…
    everything but mod and hip hop


  4. Chapfactory Says:

    He’d better be the most law-abiding honest motherfucker in the world. He’s be real easy to spot in a line-up.


  5. booglaboo Says:

    GAVIN!


  6. rumbear Says:

    although i feel bad that this pritate has lost his hand, i must say wow what a total and complete douche. his feet look like over stuffed strombolis!!


  7. rjb Says:

    I would pay 20 bucks to see him ask the Oct. 17th girl out on a date.


  8. neezy Says:

    he is pretty right on, I’m just surprised he isn’t being burned for the socks + Tevas…


  9. Fredo Says:

    Does it ever occur to any of these guys that the NO SWASTIKAS logo has a swastika on it? Isn’t that like having the phrase NO DRUGS engraved on a crack pipe?


  10. Yer Best Friends Gay Friend Says:

    He’s really got to work on shaving that beardlette so it’s even. Yes, he may be handicapped, but if you are trying to be the pachwork quilt of global subcultures fatso has to have his jazz beard done right.


  11. Anonymous Says:

    “Does it ever occur to any of these guys that the NO SWASTIKAS logo has a swastika on it? Isn’t that like having the phrase NO DRUGS engraved on a crack pipe?”

    Hahahahaha! That was remarkably dumb, you should start a blog or something.


  12. Holy shit Says:

    I’m eating an apple at my desk and nearly choked to death laughing.


  13. bromeo Says:

    hey, asshole: your beard is crooked


  14. sluts Says:

    I love that his shoes are so fug they made someone think they were socks+Tevas.

    Are those long johns or diabetes socks, I wonder?


  15. pothead Says:

    Hey look it’s SB 420 let’s say something weed-related.


  16. pacifisting Says:

    thats one armed bob. he’s a street performer in toronto. he once had me hold a giant rat trap so he could stick his remaining hand in it.

    he can also balance a machetes on his chin.


  17. Im Kenny's wife Says:

    He made me do that to me too! I also had to hold a small but rusty bear trap in my hand!!!!!!!
    Outside the drake one night.
    He’s pretty badass. He was also bitching and bossing his girlfriend around.


  18. nibby Says:

    well if he’s listening to some northern soul and watching wildstyle with the sound turned down i believe we have all bases covered…


  19. nibby Says:

    ..and maybe smokin’ de ganja…


  20. srsly Says:

    you can imagine what he does to women with his robotic arm, he should start a fucking machine website


  21. KITTEH Says:

    # Fredo Says:
    10.20.08 at 12:33 pm

    Does it ever occur to any of these guys that the NO SWASTIKAS logo has a swastika on it? Isn’t that like having the phrase NO DRUGS engraved on a crack pipe?

    You’re a moran.


  22. Joey Says:

    Fredo,

    No. That is not the same at all.

    Please share next time.


  23. Hangin With Mr. Cooper Says:

    I know that guy! His name’s “Bob”. He used to work at taco bell.


  24. Libidos n speedos Says:

    Whats up Fatty GWARbuckle


  25. Libidos n speedos Says:

    Tommy Lee wasted all that time looking in every farm house, hen house and out house in the area when the one armed dude was in front of the agnostic front show the whole time…


  26. DC Says:

    Very edgy/original of him to point out his anti-nazi stance.


  27. TikiSooo Says:

    His vericose vein support stockings kind of cancel out any attempt of looking edgy or scary.


  28. BANANA PEEL Says:

    his beard looks like its coming out of a beard dispenser.


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