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STREET BONER 422

Women shouldn’t wear pig tails after 22, short socks with heels after 25, and tutus after, like, 4.

This entry was posted on 10.21.08 at 9:43 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

14 Comments

DirtyMexican Says:

Fuck this bitch; what does she think she is, cute?

10.21.08 at 9:57 am
campcore vs wharf Says:

you are a racist if you don’t think she is hot….racist

10.21.08 at 10:08 am
Loomis Says:

She is pretty but the outfit barely garners a 4. I guess her looks brought it up 2 kittens.

10.21.08 at 10:16 am
srsly Says:

no color coordination whatsoever -10 pussies

10.21.08 at 10:36 am
Ted Danson Says:

No.
No pigtails EVER
No socks with heels EVER

10.21.08 at 10:57 am
bleep bloop pew pew Says:

The fuck? Pigtails are stronger than viagra at any age.

But yeah, socks with heels are always lame, but then again heels are for strippers and drag queens.

10.21.08 at 11:40 am
crampon Says:

i want to do it to her, while she has that tutu on… skeet on them shades. round 2, the tutu gets blasted. all up in them ruffles

10.21.08 at 12:42 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

I agree with Bleep Bloop pew pew, yes, I agree indeed.

10.21.08 at 3:14 pm
captain awesome Says:

I would totally do her, if she kept the tutu on

10.21.08 at 7:26 pm
srsly Says:

id do her as well

- if she put a mutherfucken paperbag over her head, real talk

10.21.08 at 7:50 pm
fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

damn i still wear pigtails and i’m 27. I don’t do it to be hot, I just wish i were chun li.

10.22.08 at 8:05 am
heh Says:

Looks like Condoleeza Rice trying to be hipster.

10.22.08 at 8:21 am
KITTEH Says:

Pigtails = yes!!
This betch + her outfit = NOOOOOOOOO.

10.22.08 at 10:28 pm
zippy Says:

Is that the obnoxious middle sister from “Cosby”?

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