If a woman consoles you when you’re barfing, she’s inadvertently saying, “Marry me and I will never leave you, even when the cancer treatment makes you unbearable.”
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Gah why didnt i know this a year ago!!
10.28.08 at 4:10 pm
nice boobs
10.28.08 at 4:38 pm
This is 100% true. Same goes for a woman consoling you when you fail to perform sexually.
10.28.08 at 4:55 pm
i hope mr. ‘i can’t hold my booze’ knows how lucky he is. look at that swooping bust!
10.28.08 at 5:10 pm
TRUUUUE
10.28.08 at 5:10 pm
dont liek the old lady cardigan! grandpa style is hot not grandma style! but with that cute little rack she can stroke me while i barf all day long
10.28.08 at 5:11 pm
really? i must be very weddible
10.28.08 at 5:25 pm
Freud was right, I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad!
10.28.08 at 5:49 pm
Hey man whats up?
10.28.08 at 6:39 pm
wonamkind>mankind
10.28.08 at 6:40 pm
womankind>wonamkind
10.28.08 at 6:51 pm
Yeah that’s great and all but that doesn’t mean I want to marry HER.
10.28.08 at 6:59 pm
very niiice jubblies
10.28.08 at 8:03 pm
hrm… every girl i’ve ever dated has been extremely unsympathetic when i was barfing. coincidence??? I THINK NOT!
10.28.08 at 8:25 pm
hang on to that girl, and never let go, barfy.
10.28.08 at 9:28 pm
Nice tits, sweetpants! If you’re lucky, some day that hunk will puke all over them.
10.28.08 at 10:35 pm
Maybe it’s just an extra funny phone call. She is all like, come on stop laughing, lets go
10.29.08 at 4:09 am
He needs to marry her before she PBRs herself into the standard-issue hipster beer gunt.
10.29.08 at 9:04 am
all that cheap rum……..gulp
10.29.08 at 9:20 am
I can’t say anything back about this — she’s like my girl.
10.29.08 at 10:07 am
Err–bad about this rather… Console me so good.
10.29.08 at 10:07 am
CAN’T SEE IT- ONLY HALF LOADS. SORT IT OUT. YES, I’M TYPING IN CAPITALS. I ONLY NOTICED WHEN I GOT HALFWAY THROUGH AND NOW I CAN’T BE ARSED CHANGING IT.
10.29.08 at 4:43 pm
fellas, this is true. i married the lady who was there for me when i was best friends with every trash can i saw, and things have never been better.
10.30.08 at 2:37 pm
those kind of girls are lesbians…cuz they married girls. real men can hold their booze and NEVER barf in front of a lady.
10.31.08 at 3:10 am
Oh, is that what I was inadvertently saying? But does it still count if I made my roommate clean up after him cause it was her booze?
01.14.09 at 4:46 am