When shoes match tights, it makes the girl look like she’s smokily swirling out of a genie bottle — warily wondering if one of your wishes is going to include you coming back in the bottle to live with her.

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39 Comments
  1. tommy gun Says:

    she looks like campbell brown.


  2. campcore vs wharf Says:

    i hate you


  3. Payeras Says:

    Photo no make work, again


  4. srsly Says:

    granny pannies g-string maybe


  5. imyar Says:

    god bandwagon haters so unpredictable yu-hawn, her outfit is a solid ten for shit’s sake and she’s compelling to all hell, you same lot every goddamn day like clockwork barf out the exact same comments.


  6. Brap! Brap! Says:

    But she really looks like Julianne Moore


  7. Thick and Moist Says:

    pigeon toed again.


  8. yargh Says:

    oof. these amazing girls make me depressed. im a hetero girl who doesnt want to have sex with them, but ill never have that awesome look in my eye.
    nor that anything. jesus.


  9. disappointed Says:

    pigeon toed and bow legged!


  10. homeless Says:

    “warily wondering if one of your wishes is going to include you coming back in the bottle to live with her.”

    exactly.


  11. campcore vs wharf Says:

    can see it now no hate no more….


  12. sacha Says:

    see?


  13. KITTEH Says:

    Top half of this photo = splendid.
    Bottom half of this photo = WTF??


  14. rrrrrrrrrrrroberto Says:

    Solid.


  15. W4LNUT Says:

    i want to rub her the right way_


  16. Grendel Says:

    This girl is perfect, what’s wrong with people here? Afraid of women?


  17. beeeyow beyow Says:

    Rene Russo and Julieanne Moore’s kid.

    Have penis, would impregnate.


  18. skaht Says:

    deserves one more kitten


  19. D-tard Says:

    Lookin’ all fine-ass like circa high school Julianne Moore and shit. Bangin’.


  20. miss appalachian Says:

    why not 10 kitties? because she’s mean and/or her shoes are ashy? i understand why she isn’t perfect. she isn’t really “effortless”. this is pre-meditated murder.


  21. srsly Says:

    shes alright good enough for one night


  22. dudnt matter Says:

    She looks like Jennifer Jason Leigh. I can’t be the only one to think so, can I?


  23. nobody Says:

    would you have to wait for someone to rub the bottle again to get out.
    i’d be pacing around that shit after a few hours on some “i’m really starting to bug out! get me the fuck out of here!” type shit.


  24. Vane$$a Says:

    She’s got that come hither I’m about to take a hugely satisfying granola shit right here on the sidewalk look about her. And of course, there’s the fashionable pigeon toes…ugh.


  25. doink Says:

    banana leg


  26. doink Says:

    but what a banana leg-yum!


  27. nibby Says:

    she looks like girls in high school right now who are discovering the “instantly cool image upgrade” of vintage shopping except she’s older so she can afford this artfully arranged outfit plus the shoes


  28. idk Says:

    but black opaque hose and black heels like like Clydesdale feet


  29. tokahontas Says:

    those feet are like hooves. she’s like a fucking centaur.


  30. booty clap dick trigger Says:

    gotdamn the males of this world! i know she is attractive! i know she is! but she reminds me of a friends boy friend who has long hair and looks a lot like this. and i dont like the guy! cotdamn.


  31. srsly Says:

    say what you will organic chicken eat more chicken any man ever seen


  32. Small White Guy.. Says:

    Meh….. I bet you her vagina wears an untamed dead animal. Thats problem I find with the “organic look”.


  33. jw Says:

    hey i know this girl. she’s a model and french. she also has the weirdest high squeaky voice ever.


  34. Spanky McTony Says:

    I would expect a sultry kathleen turner voice


  35. kat Says:

    i’ve been looking at this photo for awhile and there’s something about her right leg….the curve, with the super skinny ankle, and yes the shoe/tight combo…..it seems so fragile, and still pretty fucking sexy.


  36. 0000 Says:

    She ’s starting a new walk called” the baby giraffee”


  37. ambrosh Says:

    peep that melon. fucking sweet noggin.


  38. Not impressed...At All Says:

    This bitch has one of those Skeletor grills.


  39. Anonymous Says:

    i know this girl. her boyfriend is an evil hipster cowboy.


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