Oooh, it’s the Free Shit Bandit. He shows up at openings and gets wasted on “Free B.R.” while grabbing dozens of promo CDs and t-shirts that fit weird.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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The Hamburglar has fallen on hard times!Does he survive on grocery store samples?
02.09.08 at 9:26 am
It’s Wesley Willis’ estranged brother!
02.09.08 at 1:04 pm
is this guy holding an 8 ounce miniature can of beer or is he a giant?
02.09.08 at 2:27 pm
these guys can be pretty funny unless they’re on crack because then they puke and shit in your alley and you can smell it when you’re trying to go to sleep at night.
02.09.08 at 2:33 pm
The Williamsburglar.
02.10.08 at 9:22 pm
GAVIN! something has been missing from my life and I didn’t even know it…its so refreshing to read your unique brand of witty bullshit again…kudos
02.12.08 at 12:19 am
Sharkula!!!
02.14.08 at 12:14 am
ODB opened up all sorts of doors to crazy.
02.22.08 at 11:53 am
Some say culture is recycled every 20 years. if this is the 80th anniversary of Art Deco, I can’t wait for my Great-Grandkids puking on the ’20s.
03.19.08 at 2:06 am
“People in masks can not be trusted.”
04.17.08 at 2:34 am
I think that dude has a Spicy V-8, actually.
He better shake that bitch, too, or it’ll taste mad nasty.
06.12.08 at 3:33 pm
It’s Boogie Man!
Stealing from the white people and taking it to the streets!
BOYYYYYYEEEEE!
07.14.09 at 9:58 am