STREET BONER 441
It may be eponymous as a motherfucker, but being shot next to boners is not a great way to get pussy.
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January 7, 2009 1:22 pm
When Europeans come to New York they get dipped in Glow-in-the-dark sauce and end up looking like a giant kid who grew up in a thrift store.
January 7, 2009 12:55 pm
Dreads like this always make me think of scientifical hip hop which is more parenthetical than diabolical so less diametricals will face more obstacles and blah blah shut the fuck up and go read a book.
11.03.08 at 2:30 pm
Especially when you’re orange.
11.03.08 at 2:34 pm
A good way to get pussy tho, is to dress as a Brooklyn Daniel Boone.
11.03.08 at 3:00 pm
Yeah, but if you cropped out the unwanted boners, he’d be a 9. If he had a moustache, he’d be a 10.
11.03.08 at 3:40 pm
i thought those were thermoses at first and now i really a want a penis-thermos. if i make some of those would any one else buy them? i gotta c if there’s a market out there.
11.03.08 at 4:00 pm
yeah, i also saw thermoses. that being said i drink a lotta coffee and i don’t really want to carry around a penis of the necessary size. too many questions.
dude’s cute. crop the picture.
11.03.08 at 4:17 pm
i can’t be the only one here not reaching for the dictionary but still not knowing what the fuck an eponymous is. It seems to be some kind of describing word. Obscure adjectives are for smug and elitist music reviewers, if you keep it up I’m out of here and never coming back.
keep the cheering down to a dull roar.
11.03.08 at 4:29 pm
This is clearly the most hilarious and bizarre use of the word “eponymous” ever done. It’s usually used to describe a thing that is named after itself. Like The Ramones eponymous album “The Ramones.” In this case an orange Street Boner is shot with a bunch of orange boners.
11.03.08 at 8:23 pm
I’m sorry, but this guy is hot as fuck.
11.03.08 at 10:04 pm
This guy could have been okay, but suffers from the bizarrely all-too-common problem of being split at the torso into two different people. From the waist up he’s got kind of a classic, mid-century Neal Cassady thing going (the grown-out Men’s Standard and clean shave save him from going ’70s), but from the waist down he’s a member of Crisis or something. In context they’re fine, but his jeans are way too tight and his shoes are way too fey for the suede and fringe upstairs. He’s not ‘mixing it up’; it’s an oil and water situation.
11.03.08 at 10:04 pm
This guy could have been okay, but suffers from the bizarrely all-too-common problem of being split at the torso into two different people. From the waist up he’s got kind of a classic, mid-century Neal Cassady thing going (the grown-out Men’s Standard and clean shave save him from going ’70s), but from the waist down he’s a member of Crisis or something. In context they’re fine, but his jeans are way too tight and his shoes are way too fey for the suede and fringe upstairs. He’s not ‘mixing it up’; it’s an oil and water situation.
11.03.08 at 10:09 pm
i just made the anonymous post above, but i’m distraught that for whatever reason it links to ‘bizneasstime.blogspot.com’. i’m not giving those yahoos the luxury of association with my excellent post.
11.04.08 at 4:50 am
commenting on a streetboner with reference to, or containing the likeness of a penis, is gay.
11.04.08 at 5:20 am
oh. thank you for the explanation loomis.
well… this guy still sucks and isn’t sexy/cute/appealing in any way, he has the legs of a ten year old girl. Girls who like this dude are hot for little girls. Gross.
i do agree with a previous comment that if he wore a moustache he’d easily earn more kitties.
11.04.08 at 11:26 am
hey you guys,
first off, he IS gay.
i’ve been stalking him for 3 years now. and i agree; when he had a mustache, he was my ideal unicorn.
xoxo
11.07.08 at 7:07 pm
he looks like a genie. as in, he has giant shoulders and his legs are being sucked into a vortex that is the lamp. it’s really weird.
11.10.08 at 7:43 am
Yeah … agree with Sassy Sally … I know it’s the wide angle of the camera and all, but his legs look ridiculously teeny … the tight pants only add to the cartoonish effect
11.12.08 at 5:10 pm
how do his legs support the rest of his body?
he needs 511’s pronto.
11.27.08 at 9:45 pm
i never knew i had stalker
11.28.08 at 4:53 pm
i know who you are.
just kidding
11.28.08 at 4:58 pm
i’m lame.
12.17.08 at 2:05 am
i dont think hes too worried about gettin pussy with the way he’s dressed. i give him 10 out of 10 on the fact that he must be gay