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68 Comments
  1. Ted Danson Says:

    cory!


  2. Ted Danson Says:

    i especially love the man wallet on the bum


  3. Ted Danson Says:

    this looks like nylons “it girl” special. but i love cory and i especially love the man wallet


  4. sorry Says:

    sorry, but I like girls with tits. this is just a gay-looking dude.


  5. this thing Says:

    is really unattractive


  6. !!! Says:

    umm actually it looks like she’s trying really hard


  7. Check it out fellas. Says:

    I fucking hate Doc Martens. Jesus.


  8. ROLLIE FINGERS Says:

    “IT GIRL” MY ASS, JUST ANOTHER SKINNY LITTLE WHITE BITCH. FUCK cobrasnake!!!


  9. Leather Owl Says:

    Or she’s another trust fund girl from LA with no clue about reality. GO BACK TO L.A. SCUM!


  10. louis Says:

    shes dressed like me!


  11. Vane$$a Says:

    I love it when Hollywood bitches get all Halloweeny and dress like us regular people. It’s Bakhtin’s “carneval” come to life.


  12. peaches Says:

    9 kittens? really?


  13. stfu Says:

    nice gut, bitch. and why are you wearing a man’s legs?


  14. rumbear Says:

    her get up makes my skin crawl


  15. FHC Says:

    acid-washed jeans and t-shirt fringe.

    “this bitch owes us kitties”

    will the oringal writer of that statement please come forward so I can at least cite someone when biting their shit?


  16. FHC Says:

    oh and the latch-key kid look is totally lame. Even as a latch-key kid in the 80s I hid my stupid keychain under my shirt. Sometimes when I ride my bike and don’t have pockets I have to put my keychain around my neck, but i take it off as soon as I’m off the bike. Cos looking this ghey is a crime. She should just wear a hyper color fanny pack and be done with it

    ps doc rule!!!! and definitely are “shoes”


  17. Vane$$a Says:

    You’re so fucking busted FHC. I thought you were supposed to be a 24 year old black woman living in Berlin, but now you were a latchkey kid in the 80s? LIAR! But I do agree, Docs rule.


  18. homeless Says:

    i hope she works out in that gear.


  19. homeless Says:

    nice gut? she’s so skinny


  20. sorry Says:

    i cant stand this bitch, another worthless los angeles social climber, with no real talent except for being raised a spoiled only child.


  21. not sorry Says:

    shes a burn out plain and simple


  22. Bong Hitz Says:

    I wanna smoke a spliff with this chick and then ride some wild horses.


  23. c'mon Says:

    I’m sick of these late 80s babies who were too young to understand the horrors of acid wash. It’s a fucking atheistic nightmare.


  24. c'mon Says:

    her head isn’t in proportion to her body. that looks like a man’s body!


  25. booty clap dick trigger Says:

    my penis is flacid. i’m pretty “with it” but cotdamn is this out of the range of thing i think i understand. ACID wash is hot shit? its too close to be ironic or cool! there are still mullet sporting folks in the world that still wear acid wash stuff and have been since 85!


  26. yargh Says:

    do you mean aesthetic nightmare?
    eat shit.


  27. wack-boy Says:

    Didn’t this moron get decapitated in a bike accident?


  28. Juju Says:

    looks like cory kennedy on richie sambora´s body


  29. valentina Says:

    cory: get a real job already


  30. cumby Says:

    this girl is a great big bug fucking BLAH MEH


  31. cumby Says:

    only an ex skinhead wouldn’t demote her to sub6 for those lame-oh Cherry Docs. fuck that shit it ain’t the early 80’s any more when you were young yall. that said you know this girl knows her type and is trying to get SKREWED


  32. campcore vs wharf Says:

    i’d look GOOD in this


  33. Umm... Says:

    …that’s not a chick.


  34. LOL Says:

    shes shaped like a dude too.


  35. Gore Mckown Says:

    She’d kick the shit out of all of you bitches. The east coast has been tagged. Westside!


  36. dubya Says:

    i like that cory kennedy tries to dress herself like she’s retarded and homeless but then decides to doll it up with a 1400 dollar hermes belt its so fucking stupid and useless just like her entire persona and sense of reality


  37. northumbria Says:

    emperor’s new clothes situation. admit it: she looks like plain old shit. she pretty, no doubt; only pretty girls can so boldly rock the butt ugly outfits.


  38. ick Says:

    If only the pretty girl realized there is no possible way to rock this. It looks so wrong and to think I liked her sense of style. Not anymore.


  39. chichi Says:

    she reminds me of a tweaker.


  40. Beef Says:

    I can’t get into this bitch, because when I cover her head, all I see is Jani Lane from Warrant.


  41. idk Says:

    some1 said it on another boner, but I miss the SHIT YES or HALE NO opinion on outfits. none of this ghey 8/10 3/10 malarky. either it sucks or it doesn’t.


  42. Little Lord Fauntleroy Says:

    Wasn’t that chap a Meat Puppet?


  43. Hi hater!! Says:

    how cool are you guys! wow i was worried for a bit, but i can see no that you check websites to hate on girls half your age so that people really know whos ‘boss’

    She should like totally get out of new york cause she s a trust fund girl, oh wait, she makes all of her own money and pays for her mothers flights and hotel rooms when they go on vacations.

    The reality is that 90 percent of people in new york are trust fund kids. if you re parent s paid your rent (1000-2000 a month) for the past four years on 5,000-50,000 dollar a year school, you fall under that category, bottom line. All of you that live in new york since like “pre-911″ are not above anyone because you all did the same shit. if you moved her in 1982 you still did it by the good grace of your parents, and good for you. But you are not allowed to be “elite”. and about 98 percent of kids that grew up in new york (omg soo cool!!!) and still live here, are richer then god.

    this girl is 18 meaning she was born in 1990, when you we re supposed to be old enough not to give a flying fuck about anyone but your friends.

    But go you, it s totally in right now to be a spiteful old person.

    the nerve of you absolute loosers. I m not saying you have to like her, however you sound insane.
    only child? you got it, dead on, i m glad you did your research. wait what d you say? how were you supposed to know that? oh i only assumed you knew cause you re a tweaked out psyco.

    They made a special place for you guys,” it s called williamsburg and it s tottally awesome, it s like this sweet neighborhood with all these great bands that are great until they re famous….then they totally suck, and like theres all these spics there, omg did i just say that!!? lol, whateves like in a month it ll be toottallyy like..whatsitcalledd… gentrified and not cool anymore, but at least i won t have to get hit on by them when i try to shopppp~~~!!! me and my girls got this apartment sooo cheap it s a studio on north 6 for only 3000 dollars a month! my job as an unpaid internet totally covers it tho, i mean my mom does not pay my rent….”

    L A will always be more welcome in new york city then you will ever be. Granted that LA is lame, being from the midwest is impossibly boring. Sorry your style is under appreciated, i mean duhh, your shirt has a coca cola logo on it, totally innovative. But to be fair, you did wear american apparel before any of your friends.

    Hey guess what tho? i wrote this really long message on a message board so i suck too right? Wrong! i m really cool, and i have alot of friends and get in everywhere i go without waiting on lines, hahaha, and so what, i said it. lol I m not ashamed. I don t go post negitive shit on a website who s sole purpose is to say that they think cory is actually dressed cool. ok i m going to bed

    take that!! you scum out of town presumtous know it all ruining new york graffiti hating rent rasing art student underachiver music elitest trend ending loooooosers


  44. Mountain Jew Says:

    I’m not sure if worrying about it at all either way isn’t evidence that you’re kind of stupid.


  45. LAWLZ Says:

    @ Hi hater!!

    Loser is spelled with one O, you spelled presumptuous wrong, and even underachiever… HAHA way to go [not back to school obvi..]


  46. prezdent buckwheat Says:

    she´s more like cory plus sponge bob coz she´s squarebelly but trying to look like a lesbian, actually she´s fucking hot


  47. void/crisis Says:

    the ‘man body’ comments are funny because it just shows the power of draping; if you haven’t noticed before cory actually has really big tits.


  48. The President of the United States of America Says:

    I just saw the same photo on 4Chan, and they were saying it’s not Cory and that it’s a dude named Neil Burke who is the singer of the band Horsey.


  49. Hi hater!! Says:

    Never claimed to be smart or spell well, i dropped out of high school, and did not go to college. Don t really care. I didn t want to live my life in loan debts so i could know what nitchzes “gay science” was all about. haha. Not dissing college or anything. It s great if you want to learn medicine, law or something comparably worthwhile.

    However, i did learn one thing: When you are out of high school, you stop bickering about high school girls. Because you are an adult, not a child.

    Adults can buy beer, and enjoy going out to dinner. Kids make fun of girls for dressing like boys, or having more money then you (even though you re more than likely from familys who make over 100,000 dollars a year).

    Unless you are one of the cast of “just one of the guys” then I guess that s all good.


  50. c'mon Says:

    what kind of retard drops out of high school in this day and age.


  51. droolsey Says:

    erbody chill out n watch Quantum of Solace:

    http://www.ninjavideo.net/video/13043


  52. Mille Says:

    Cory Kennedy seriously? she and peaches can eat a bag of dicks. They’re talentless hacks.


  53. ew Says:

    ^IMPOSTER!!!!!!!
    its kewl tough cuz i was just probably gonna make a bunch of pointless derogatory comments in the same vein as the ones above.BUT FUNNIER.


  54. ew Says:

    *though


  55. thedayafteryoudie.blogspot.com Says:

    you guys need to cheer up


  56. Moran Says:

    Don’t drag Nietzsche into this please.


  57. man Says:

    key necklace for cocaine? That shit is so stale. NOT COOL NOT COOL YOURE SO NOT COOL.. im from miami and the underage little cunts wear them like they think theyre in some fucking suck-dick-for-coke secret society. then they cry when their tits and cunts end up on lastnightsparty. take a look.


  58. OMG Says:

    so0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o0O0o many comments T__T


  59. Tully Selektor Says:

    Cory Kennedy’s whole shtick is looking like shit ALL THE TIME. She always looks like a goddamn mugshot. Sounds cool in theory, but shit gets played out quick.


  60. droolsey Says:

    id let cory tongue my balls


  61. hellahyphy Says:

    dear hi hater,
    wooooooooooooooaaaaaah.
    love
    the hyphiest

    ps
    you seemed more angry that people hated your outfit than when they insulted your intelligence.
    wooooooooaaaah.


  62. margot Says:

    You know an accessory was stolen from some bitch’s mother when it’s beige.


  63. Hi hater!! Says:

    i got alot of free time, and my outfit is dope, but i m not cory kennedy, if that s what you re thinking.


  64. Hi hater!! Says:

    though i d repost this:
    i m defending them because someone needs to point out how sad and depressing it is that you guy s are adults talking shit about children.


  65. jock jams Says:

    id hit it.


  66. Chester Desmond Says:

    wowwww i’m so jealous I HATE HER SO MUCH YORE A BITCH :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[


  67. starts to rub her pussy Says:

    starts to rub her pussy…

    Nude blond doll sucking monster cock close up free teen babes….


  68. pussyballs Says:

    You know when you take a shit and it smells so much like a bacon egg & cheese that you have to go out and eat one. Cory reminds me of that.


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