The bonfire of potential a sheer dress gives can easily be snuffed out by a pair of flats. Patent leather, lace up stilettos on the other hand, are a fucking flint made of gasoline bombs.

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19 Comments
  1. Loomis Says:

    My comment that said I can’t see the picture is gone but now I can see the picture so I don’t care. See thru dresses make me cry.


  2. felicia Says:

    how do you approach street boners, especially 10s ?

    do you compliment them on their outfit and ask for a picture? or maybe say something creepy? I’m curious.

    and this girls outfit rules. high five my asian sistah!


  3. Bad News Blues Says:

    For a dress that looks like white-tak rolled around on a newspaper, she wears it well.

    If only she had 1 duff eye, a bit squinty and a smile, she’s be a full grown cat.


  4. wharf Says:

    oh god yes


  5. jammer Says:

    The a grammar for this one especially bad is.


  6. Charles Says:

    And the very next moment, there was a huge taxi crash! And rightfully so!


  7. tommy gun Says:

    like i said, grab those heels. why that’s deletable i have no idea.


  8. Bad News Blues Says:

    Like I said, ’she’s be’ a full grown cat. I Think I know why. I’m from ‘Greasby’ on the Wirral and it sounds like it. 2D Macks.


  9. chiz Says:

    i have an extremely small weiner.


  10. Where's waldo Says:

    Let’s go Where’s Waldo on this fucking street boner, can anyone name that city?


  11. home Says:

    why is she hanging on St. Marks & 2nd Ave in Manhattan? Arm pit of the East Village.


  12. Taeil Says:

    Why can’t my mom look like a piece of ass like this?


  13. Where's waldo Says:

    I thought NYshitty was suppose to look shitty
    that pole next too her looks nice as fuck
    really NY?


  14. Jive Ass Messenger Says:

    Asian women would be sexier if they didn’t have such short ass legs, but this one ain’t too bad. Pregnancy is hot.


  15. tommy gun Says:

    hahahaha @ Taeil – best comment ever lmfao!!


  16. she look old Says:

    wow, a 42-year-old 10.


  17. ew Says:

    This bitches dress is fucking hideous


  18. KITTEH Says:

    It’s just so god damn evident that Gav needs to bone a truck full of azns and get this whole yellow fever under control.


  19. 000 Says:

    The reason asians are 30 billion % of the worlds population is not only that they wanna fuck eath other but cause EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK THEM!!!!Even lazy old people men can pick up asian chicks.Most guys feel like the Big Bad Wolf going into an ESL class.


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