Come on guy, you gotta know that when you have the face of a gorgeous woman, all the mustaches in the world aren’t going to stop us from getting mad horny.
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27 Comments
  1. Anonymous Says:

    so taken aback by his beauty i didn’t even notice the old naked guy on the right


  2. blerk Says:

    HER beauty!


  3. blerk Says:

    and whatever happened to the photo with all those hipster females packed in the frame wearing ‘i like craptions’ glasses?


  4. cocanine cop Says:

    dude with tie anticipates kiss on forehead, gets slapped across face with man purse instead.


  5. christian Says:

    people who get naked in public, no matter what the reason (drugs, stupidity, hippie, irony), bother me. there’s always some dipshit at the party who is way to willing to “party naked”. have they no shame? jesus.


  6. Gbgh Says:

    aw, he hurt his wittle wist.


  7. srsly Says:

    Judging by all appearances he always gets the girls, It gets handed to him on a silver platter.

    “Sir! Sir! For your carnal pleasure this evening we have this delightful side of pussy, if you’d like to giv her a try?” and he’s all like, “Yes yes, that seems the proper thing to do.”


  8. nerdkiller Says:

    You think this guy is a big time pussy getter? He looks all short. I like how the naked guy is in the exact just turned 30 out of shapeness as me.


  9. chestal Says:

    Man you could hang a wet SKi-Doo suit off that nipple – fantastic!


  10. lois Says:

    More like just turned 50.


  11. CaptainQueef Says:

    holy shit! i totally didnt even notice the naked guy until my 3rd or 4th glance!


  12. Taeil Says:

    Aren’t you kinda scared this is one of your comics come to life?


  13. felicia Says:

    He is way too pretty. and then after admiring his pretty face, i realized there is a naked man next to him.


  14. miss appalachian Says:

    he could be the 9th member of Goldie Lookin Chain, maybe.


  15. Uselysses Says:

    this is my least favorite episode of that 70s show, where they go to a ska concert


  16. adolf hitler Says:

    seriously, is this like one of those hidden image pictures where you have to stare at it for like a minute before you notice the snowmen or yachts? i had no idea there was a naked dude until my fourth look. jeez. so jaded.


  17. Malcolm-Jamal Hitler Says:

    When he’s not making me think of Kutcher, he reminds me a bit of Paul, the Canadian swinger/idea man that Eric Roberts played in Star 80 alongside Mariel Hemingway as Playboy fuck-pot Dorothy Stratton. Roberts’ performance was culled straight from the soul of Sammy “I’m a short, ugly, one-eyed, black Jew” Davis, Jr. It was brilliant. The old guy’s penis reminds me of one of those little Vienna sausages from the can. He also looks like that guy that plays the gay DEA agent on Weeds. I just noticed that his nudity is making me think of a lot of unhappy things.


  18. buttke Says:

    thank christ theres a fucking dink on here for once.
    thats all i have to say. you know what i mean.


  19. Man Pretty Says:

    Is that the dude from Flight of the Conchords?


  20. The People Says:

    No.


  21. argh! Says:

    He’s amazing! And wow. I actually didn’t notice the naked dude until I read that


  22. coalie Says:

    looks like a faggolo


  23. Jill Says:

    HAHA!! I’ve always said he had a beautiful face! haha


  24. Anonymous Says:

    cutie pie


  25. Anonymous Says:

    what happened to his arm?


  26. Svend Says:

    i just love that whole outfit! damn if i could pull of that sort of stuff i would man!


  27. Svend Says:

    the naked guy of course…


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