Americans hate France because European girls are capable of a level of femininity that makes Jennifer Aniston look like Large Marge.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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So unbelievably true.
12.04.08 at 12:14 pm
Bishop415 also has a girlfriend that lives out of state. He totally swears, God’s honest truth, scout’s honor, all that stuff…
12.04.08 at 12:17 pm
Only slightly out of the states. Niagara Falls. You wouldn’t know her.
12.04.08 at 12:29 pm
i just came
12.04.08 at 12:31 pm
pass me a spoon
12.04.08 at 12:47 pm
ummm…jennifer aniston?
12.04.08 at 12:58 pm
7 kitties. Super cute but I don’t have pre-cum on the inside of my jockeys.
12.04.08 at 1:06 pm
that car plate does not look french
12.04.08 at 1:47 pm
Push to a 6. Wouldn’t even look at her on the train.
12.04.08 at 2:08 pm
DrippyDog is funny, first time ever.
Is Jennifer Aniston really anyone’s model of femininity? Is that part of the joke?
12.04.08 at 2:09 pm
Zzzzzz I’m actually with you. I look at everyone on the train tho. But still, 6ish is more like it.
12.04.08 at 2:10 pm
She looks like Amanda Plummer. No thank you.
12.04.08 at 2:37 pm
there is nothing wrong with her. she is standing normally, hence she is comfortable. i would really watch out for the pigeon toe thing. just think about the effort behind that move.
it’s not as feminine and sweet as you think. it’s actually quite emblematic of a daddy’s girl.
she could be genevieve bujold. i support the 10 kitties.
12.04.08 at 3:04 pm
Perfecto.
12.04.08 at 3:33 pm
Femininity? Looks like she could be a dude. I’m not saying I wouldn’t drop a load on her, though.
12.04.08 at 3:36 pm
MAYBE if we worked in the same office, after like 8 months, I’d say to one of my friends, “Wow, you know who I just noticed is cute? JUSTINE! Yeah, that girl who works in the art department that always brings her own lunch? No, really!”
But 10 Kitties? C’mon.
12.04.08 at 4:28 pm
this is a case of careful attention to detail while dressing making a girl hotter than she would otherwise be. that jacket is excellent.
12.04.08 at 4:41 pm
this is completely accurate. i have been in france for several months now and while this girl in particular may appear moderately mundane by north american standards, multiply her by, like, 1000 and you will begin to understand what our poster is talking about. the point is that almost every french woman is at least this sexy/tasteful, if not more so. he may be wrong about the “hating” part, but certainly french women know what’s up and what’s down when it comes to being sexy. based on my own personal experiments, french men cannot deal when a woman makes herself purposefully unattractive…while sporting my affectionately termed “man-repellent” (read: 1980s mom) glasses, three men argued right in front of me over whether i was “belle” or not. true story.
12.04.08 at 4:41 pm
Do Americans even know what a France is?
12.04.08 at 5:03 pm
# Gbgh Says:
12.04.08 at 5:03 pm
Do Americans even know what a France is?
– A better question would be, “Do they care what it is?”
12.04.08 at 5:17 pm
I lived in France for a year and every girl I had sex with squirted when she came. Since moving back to the States, this hasn’t happened once. Viva la France.
12.04.08 at 6:07 pm
Yeah…it’s true. Even Ted’s comment. But that chick in the pic could be from anywhere.
12.04.08 at 6:42 pm
that’s my future mom
12.04.08 at 6:49 pm
# sacha Says:
12.04.08 at 1:47 pm
that car plate does not look french
SACHA IS RIGHT. EUROPEANS NEVER TRAVEL EVER SO SHE MUSTN’T BE EUROPEAN
12.04.08 at 7:16 pm
Nice hat.
12.04.08 at 7:51 pm
I have never once thought Jennifer Aniston was good for a poke. Now a cardboard box… that’s good for a poke!
12.04.08 at 10:08 pm
ten kittens indeed
12.05.08 at 1:15 am
that caption is true about european MEN as well. have you ever seen a super manly french or dutch or italian dude? hell fuckin no. the entire continent are full of girls.
also…jennifer aniston looks like my butt, that’s why i refuse to look at it, it’s hideous.
12.05.08 at 2:04 am
ah! to be oil and vinegar on her baguette!
12.05.08 at 3:15 am
plus i know her butt smells like spiced mulled wine.
12.05.08 at 3:16 am
i mean, she’s cute. super cute and totally worth ten kitties. And while french women may know volumes that we don’t, this girl isn’t so beautiful because she’s french, if she even is… being 19 without a care in the world, no serious damage or baggage, is what makes her looks so fresh and feminine and beautiful. She’s just not a used up old hag, yet, snap a photo of her when she’s my age and tell me if she still gets ten kitties.
today I think I shall mourn the loss of my youth. thanks a load gavin you shitbag.
12.05.08 at 5:37 am
o fhc…some of us refuse to wear the cares of the world like war medals…some of us get better and better looking with age.
12.05.08 at 1:12 pm
fhc, unless you’re like over 45, stfu!
12.05.08 at 1:14 pm
um, hello?
she’s wearing lace, ballet flats, and minimal makeup… not very new or revolutionary.
12.05.08 at 10:48 pm
um, hello. yes, just read your message. i feel compelled to point out that the captions and most of the comments originate from dudes who care about fashion only in as much as makes a girl pretty. she looks pretty. fuck off back to fashion land. while i’ve got the mic…do you know what i hate most about fashion? the experts giving their opinions after shows. they say such vapid and trite things: “there is a real playfulness to this collection. the flowing lines, combined with the bold use of colour, really add a sense of vitality.”
12.06.08 at 4:56 am
I am going to go masturbate.
12.06.08 at 5:25 pm
Either xnoelle25 is a chick or a gay guy. There is no other possible explanation.
12.06.08 at 5:28 pm
Dear xnoelle25,
Only you fucking care.
12.06.08 at 5:32 pm
not really a chick that would stand out in a crowd for me
12.07.08 at 8:02 am
do want to scissor with her
12.19.08 at 1:00 am
hot.
02.10.09 at 2:45 am