Drunk people must hate history because nobody has ever won a fight with security guards, ever.
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22 Comments
  1. harvey k-tel Says:

    Watch out for the Karate Kid!


  2. Bennycassim Says:

    haha… redhead is getting ready to unleash some vicious kung-fu


  3. dillhole Says:

    Cedric the Entertainer found some work yall


  4. imyar Says:

    i so recognize ponytail guard, he’s the master, so zen.


  5. Kat attack Says:

    Is that a woman holding him down?!?! WTF


  6. aesk47 Says:

    two words : Mike Vallely…


  7. Vane$$a Says:

    Before I read the caption, I thought it was a gay guy protesting outside the Mormon temple in LA.


  8. bloodyknows Says:

    very true.


  9. Gbgh Says:

    K-holes rule.


  10. christian Says:

    yeah, man! mike vallely. that guy rules the planet.

    p.s. hilarious cedric the entertainer comment. i looked twice and you are so right.


  11. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Sure, when paired up with ex-TSA Lashida “Bloopy” Biggs and Hells Angels part-timer Larry Wheels.


  12. MICKEYBLUEFRIES Says:

    Is Ponyman emblazoned with the slogan ‘Pit Crew’? What the flip, is that some sort of gang?


  13. -- Says:

    grip`em and pit`em
    she`s gripping and he`s about to ram his hand down his throat and rip out his angry wimp heart…. pitted olive style, frickin darkness move


  14. deathbreath Says:

    I once saw a bunch of skinheads kick the shit out of a security guard. But Skinheads are gay so who cares……


  15. lol@u Says:

    shit I’ve won many fights with security. my favorite, got into a fight with 3 guys, managed to shake them off, was making my way upstairs to get out of the club when the security comes barreling down the stairs to grab me. on his way down he slipped and fell and busted his ass hard on the stairs. I just stepped over him laughing while he clutched his back in pain. good times.


  16. Thomas O'Malley Says:

    so you didnt actually fight him? he fell down the stairs… and i hope mickey is only joking…


  17. Charlie Says:

    Its funy because these two seem to pop-up, no matter what country or place you are trying to get into.
    The worst ones are when they can’t even be bothered to fight you, and say they know some guy called the police – thats the end of a career.


  18. lol@u Says:

    yeah thomas, but any zen master will tell you, the only fight you win is the one you never fought.


  19. Thomas O'Malley Says:

    Well said Mr. @u … Well said


  20. Matt Says:

    But any zen master is a pussy.


  21. Rest of the World Says:

    more like nobodys ever lost a fight with security


  22. m Says:

    So much is going on here. Oh gawd.


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