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Most hot girls disappear after November because they find a mate to hibernate with so if you see one, wrap your arms around her and scream, “DIBS!”

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16 Comments

ur doing it rong Says:

Pantalon blanc après Jour du Souvenir? Inacceptable !

12.05.08 at 12:17 pm
LOL Says:

10

12.05.08 at 12:29 pm
choadzer Says:

I’d happily tuck this bitch up in a duvet under the stairs and fuck my way through S.A.D.

12.05.08 at 12:52 pm
Dr. Fate Says:

yes, because most girls (like most humans) I know … respond really well to being property.

12.05.08 at 12:55 pm
choadzer Says:

awesome – that showed me.

12.05.08 at 1:01 pm
nasa Says:

cock rocket

12.05.08 at 1:03 pm
clicky Says:

wheres the three stage clicky clicky goodness on this…. boooo

12.05.08 at 1:09 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Well, if you’re from Brooklyn you have the option of returning to your quaint hometown and delighting the girls from high school with tales from the big city and the wonders of “blog life”.

12.05.08 at 1:10 pm
vadge toujours Says:

that hat is fucking gigantic. it’s like she’s wearing a turret on her head.

12.05.08 at 1:10 pm
Gbgh Says:

And by a mate you mean a coke dealer.

12.05.08 at 1:13 pm
wet bandit Says:

the footwear is harsh.

12.05.08 at 2:02 pm
ew Says:

how do we even know she’s hot? her face is all rumer-willis-walmart-comercialy by the sun.

12.05.08 at 2:38 pm
gnargnar Says:

this girl would probably grab the slack of my pants and say “we need to change this” and then offer to buy me white chuck taylors

12.05.08 at 3:12 pm
click for tit Says:

where is it

12.05.08 at 3:14 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

@Cap’n Glitterfuzz: I’m on to you

12.05.08 at 4:12 pm
xavier Says:

fuckin ace

12.05.08 at 4:33 pm

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