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The only accessory cooler than a white cane is a blind friend.

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18 Comments

Anonymous Says:

that has no feet

02.11.08 at 1:20 pm
Andru J Says:

A blind midget.

02.11.08 at 1:55 pm
T Nugent Says:

I like him.

02.11.08 at 5:12 pm
Anonymous Says:

that cane is blinding

02.11.08 at 9:17 pm
k Says:

its good being blind, cause in his mind she is hot and white

02.11.08 at 9:22 pm
Doug Says:

This site is totally inappropriate.

02.12.08 at 12:15 am
Guy Incognito Says:

He’s got a really neat mustache for a blind guy.

02.12.08 at 12:52 am
Cheddar Dude Says:

zit me or is this site laid out just like pfork?

“reviews” in the centre, “news” on the left, and media on the right.

oh, who cares.

02.12.08 at 1:46 am
GRRRRR! Says:

I’d like to lead a group of Oddball Commandos and this guy’d be the computer/demolitions expert!His cane would have a multitool and electric screw driver.

02.12.08 at 3:27 am
muthafutha Says:

jeezus crist blind AND an amputee
at least his friend has shopping bags he can hold onto

02.12.08 at 11:46 pm
weirded out Says:

I saw these two walking down st. marks st a few weeks ago. but both were blind. they were feeling walls

02.18.08 at 8:48 pm
KITTEH Says:

I want his pants. They are nothing that I’ve ever seen before.
Seeeeen.

02.21.08 at 3:24 am
Harge Says:

How is he defying gravity? YODA.

02.22.08 at 12:02 pm
lazy lines Says:

He has an enormous head. Fucking huge.

02.27.08 at 10:43 pm
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

The only thing worse than a friend who’ll blow out your eyes and eardrums with a five-gallon fertilizer bomb is the one who’ll dress you after, Hella Killer.

03.19.08 at 2:50 am
Replicant Says:

“Excuse me have you seen my calves?…… Neither have I!!!!”

04.17.08 at 2:42 am
scared Says:

What is up with the perspective? Their proportions are so off they look like midgets.

05.28.08 at 12:27 pm
Anonymous Says:

That dude looks like a Hispanic Matthew Dear.

10.22.08 at 1:59 am

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