I’m actually glad she didn’t top it all off with high heel boots. My corpora cavernosa couldn’t handle that much venous blood.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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i’d be all over this chick like bill laimbeer on a rebound
12.18.08 at 2:04 pm
okay, thats the hottest chick i’ve ever seen.
12.18.08 at 2:18 pm
stink-eye from purple jacket debbie in the bg yes!
12.18.08 at 2:50 pm
Elegantly constructed, with the all business stance.
Ohh, how she sparkles.
I want 1.
Not now, but right now!
12.18.08 at 2:51 pm
That shirt is hot as shit
12.18.08 at 3:04 pm
i just came
12.18.08 at 3:48 pm
no, no, and no. she looks like a greasy kebab with a bit of fuzz on top.
12.18.08 at 3:53 pm
i agree! i could grease up 40 cookie sheets with those cheeks!
12.18.08 at 3:54 pm
im going to masturbate to the image of her rubbing her face all over some cookie sheets, butt nekked, but with the hat on.
12.18.08 at 4:02 pm
As Amir Kanambahani would say “Oohhh shaith! She’s note bade! I’d cut herr een haif.”
12.18.08 at 4:05 pm
damn this girl is ace
12.18.08 at 4:17 pm
Wait a second, this looks just like my girlfriend… Ana?
12.18.08 at 4:21 pm
That’s so Raven
12.18.08 at 4:21 pm
Why the fuck does SBTV keep giving me the last previous commenter’s name?
12.18.08 at 4:22 pm
she’s perfect
12.18.08 at 4:26 pm
shes not greasy its just the flash
12.18.08 at 4:31 pm
okay this gavin person is too funnee now!
12.18.08 at 4:37 pm
and you know ole girl is pushin a thick trunk
12.18.08 at 4:39 pm
if she was black she’d have to get in the back. but since she is brown she can get dicked down
12.18.08 at 5:19 pm
im gona rub my taint all ova dat hat, while she wear it.
12.18.08 at 6:22 pm
She is hot, but i notice you like girls that dress like guys. Any comment?
12.18.08 at 8:09 pm
I got with this girl after a night of whiskey at Max Fish.
12.18.08 at 8:26 pm
nice.
12.18.08 at 8:48 pm
I want her little, brown fingers in my tight, pink asshole.
12.19.08 at 2:11 am
god, men are such disgusting animals. I wonder why we can’t look at a picture of a gorgeous girl without talking about all the perverted things we wish we had the balls to do to a girl half as hot but never will because we sit at home masturbating to the computer. Ugh. I don’t know why I’m feeling so fragile today but you other commenters made a picture of a perfectly beautiful woman being non-offensive in every way turn into a nauseating experience. Thanks a lot cavemen.
12.19.08 at 6:33 am
WHOA WHOA WHOA
STOP BREAKING
VICE
RULES
12.19.08 at 7:55 am
Yes because girls are innocent flowers who all just want to be friends.
12.19.08 at 1:31 pm
i’m gonna yell at my girlfriend later for not being this girl.
12.19.08 at 2:07 pm
I love you!
12.19.08 at 2:27 pm
# fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:
12.19.08 at 6:33 am
…we sit at home masturbating to the computer.
– Masturbating to the computer? Now that’s perversion.
12.19.08 at 3:40 pm
“The juxtaposition of Willy Wonka suit top and St. Marks Misfits gloves is so perfect we’re … [something something breaking out the high-heeled boots] The vascular tissue in our dinks can only hold so much blood”
12.19.08 at 10:05 pm
I love ladies with kicks
12.22.08 at 4:36 pm
i wouldn’t mind lying naked next to her….is that wrong?
12.24.08 at 10:06 am
rape rape raep
12.25.08 at 3:49 am
Nearly everything that everyone says is irritating or offensive in one way or another. Even this comment, it’s actually very irritating, because don’t I realize that some things are just so offensive that you can’t play around, and blah blah?
12.26.08 at 12:26 pm
this is the ugliest person, ever. bar none.
12.27.08 at 11:13 am
I don’t understand. Is this a fashion blog? Like the Sartorialist but at night. Or a blog about people that you see on the street that would give you a boner? Does the more kittens you get mean they’re less attractive?
I’m fucking confused.
This bitch is a dime a dozen, downtown Manhattan, whatevs. Would pass her on the street and think, “nice hat, bitch.”
It actually looks like you photo shopped an Eskimo’s head on to the body of some frumpy east village ho bag.
12.28.08 at 7:03 am
The number of kittens is the volume you should play the picture at. More kittens = louder. Simple, no?
“This bitch is a dime a dozen, downtown Manhattan”
Which is why you always hear people saying “Pfft what’s the big deal about downtown Manhattan, nobody would ever want to live there”
12.29.08 at 12:28 pm
Keep the hat on…KEEP IT ONNNN!!!
01.02.09 at 7:35 pm
my favorite streetbo girl eva. EVA
I wonder what the fuck she looks like on every other day of her life
01.03.09 at 4:24 pm
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01.15.09 at 8:21 pm
this is nicole of nina sky
06.11.09 at 5:51 pm