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STREET BONER 507

It’s weird to think about a model being tired after a hard day’s work. It’s like a “foxy moron.”

This entry was posted on 12.19.08 at 1:45 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

24 Comments

srsly Says:

sweet

12.19.08 at 2:19 am
vag Says:

zing.

12.19.08 at 2:37 am
Jacob Says:

lame, yet amazing.

12.19.08 at 2:44 am
Ruby Says:

I wish there was just a little bit of color somewhere…

12.19.08 at 2:49 am
Soz Says:

Best. Caption. Ever.

12.19.08 at 4:02 am
vyvanse Says:

shove it ruby, it’s winter

12.19.08 at 4:04 am
dingleberry logjam Says:

hahahahaha….what?

12.19.08 at 4:48 am
Fredo Says:

“I wish there was just a little bit of color somewhere…”

I wish there was just a little bit of talent, insight, or wit in your blog, but life’s unfair.

12.19.08 at 7:39 am
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

She looks like Yahoo Serious to me.

12.19.08 at 9:03 am
Ruby Says:

vvyanse: no shit, sherlock. point not withstanding.

Fredo: womp, womp

12.19.08 at 12:04 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

*sound of crickets*

12.19.08 at 12:06 pm
ew Says:

i suspect that ruby is overweight.

12.19.08 at 4:46 pm
Lena Says:

fredo, that was hilarious

12.19.08 at 6:30 pm
stanley kubrik Says:

why are there so many haters here, and this girl looks like some russian fatal attraction glen close type bitch. she can serve whoredervs at my next orgy

12.19.08 at 9:54 pm
Pre-cum Pam Says:

She looks like she just drooled out of a piss-slit.

12.20.08 at 2:46 am
Dr. Fate Says:

this site is stupid … its full of rich jocks who lamers who want to sound hip … no one will get why she is hot … because no one who goes to this site (with the exception of a handful of people) are actually into cool or understand what constitutes being truly hip (not what you told to believe and believe without questioning … as many of you obviously do) … plus everyone here is fucking childish.

bah humbug!

12.21.08 at 2:57 am
Pussy Jones Says:

I think she’s hot. And all you bitches with your linked up fashion blogs need go fuckity fuck yo’sefs. Who the fuck wants to look at pictures of clothes? This ain’t The Hills!!!

12.21.08 at 5:09 pm
Loungemasterflash Says:

7.5 Kittens? looks like she uses european fart spray to style her stringy hair.

12.22.08 at 2:10 am
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

@ Dr. Fate: Congratulations! Your paragraph is one of the dumbest I have ever read

Please be more constructive. Rich Jock Who Lamers like myself need more than your ire, we need help understanding what constitutes being truly hip.

12.22.08 at 2:53 pm
Ted Dansen Says:

I second that drippy, i like this site.

12.22.08 at 7:32 pm
KITTEH Says:

Yuck.

12.23.08 at 3:21 am
Not impressed...At All Says:

I can’t believe Hair gets less kittins than Fur trim.
This bitch would be doing ATM after the second date. Get her drunk enough and you and buddies can pull a train on her. Her and her girlfriend will give you head at the same time and then act completely uninterested as soon as the drugs have run out. This girl would look amazing in a fish net body stocking. Okay, I’m projecting… Basically, this girl reminds me of my ex-girlfriend…

12.28.08 at 6:51 am
Lula Says:

Get this girl some leave-in conditioner, STAT.

01.21.09 at 12:00 am
zippy Says:

I bet she shrinks away into the shadows at the first glance of sunlight.

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