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STREET BONER 511

Striped socks and Reeboks are the diplomatic license plates of footwear.

This entry was posted on 01.06.09 at 1:02 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

yeah but she has icky nipponese stumps. bllllllllllllgh.

01.06.09 at 1:07 pm
srsly Says:

i agree with the puddy tat faces. good call on the striped socks and reeboks.

01.06.09 at 2:35 pm
kure kure takora Says:

that’s the problem with 90% of japanese chicks, they get skinny but when you tell them to pick something up, their bodies just implode because they’re so weak.

Girls need to get on a bike or do some sort of physical activity.

01.06.09 at 3:02 pm
Some kinda guy Says:

do want

01.06.09 at 3:41 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

10 kitties of un-sexiness? Yeah that’s about right.

01.06.09 at 3:52 pm
hiya Says:

she has no reflection… VAMPIRE

01.06.09 at 4:27 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

I kind of dig it.

01.06.09 at 4:41 pm
hell Says:

i disagree.

01.06.09 at 6:25 pm
metal dude Says:

could easily be a (somewhat gay) metal dude

01.06.09 at 6:51 pm
soper c Says:

shanghai represent! best city for street boners

01.06.09 at 8:35 pm
bizzay Says:

its not shanghai or japan… its in seoul somewhere- and those glass doors are suicide barriers.

01.06.09 at 9:16 pm
Vincent Dermody Says:

Thanks Bizzay.

01.06.09 at 9:24 pm
bloodyknows Says:

how is this 10 kitties? the reeboks are ok, but everything else? the socks are too long, jacket is too short, and those headphones are lame.

01.07.09 at 4:16 am
sumptuous taint Says:

eh, i got nothing

01.07.09 at 5:35 pm
soper.c Says:

that’s fucking shanghai hoser

01.07.09 at 8:07 pm
northumbria Says:

that’s seoul without a doubt. read the hangul on the feet thingies. suicide doors! sheesh! how is studying 12 hours a day to work 11 so bad?

01.07.09 at 11:44 pm
m Says:

eh.

01.13.09 at 10:06 pm
pyotr mansbridge Says:

This is somewhere in Korea – Busan or Seoul.

01.14.09 at 8:58 pm

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