First they’re better at math, then they stop having b.o. or crime or even body hair. If it wasn’t for those gross brown nylons they all love, we would just hand them the keys to the race war and say, “Take it. It’s yours.”

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42 Comments
  1. maurice del taco Says:

    full of win


  2. Penis Larson Says:

    Live action stars from a vampire themed gothic romance teen anime novel series where all the guys wear top hats and the girls suddenly sprout raccoon and fox tails for unexplained reasons, before bursting out into tears with little exaggerated wiggly lines flying off their foreheads and then their pupils disappear and they fly up into a tree and sing to the moon. p.s. One in four people on the planet are Asian.


  3. nostradamus Says:

    sorry, asian dudes are still on the losing side of the race war. if its whites vs. asians, end result is a new society of white dudes paired with asian women. if its every race for itself and god against all, end result is black dudes with asian women.


  4. ew Says:

    mr. leftie looks like the lord of the dance ( china edition)


  5. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    I like these larger_nips.jpg. They have style and taste. These ones are just cheezy.


  6. Randy the Ram Says:

    tan belt w/all black=failure.


  7. kure kure takora Says:

    Dude on the left accidentally went to Express instead of H&M.


  8. John Lenin Says:

    asians will never win anything.


  9. old somoan gunt Says:

    but you forget something…..asians age like shit. sure they are tight for a long time but then it just fails worse than white ppl. and whites age badly.


  10. captain scabby Says:

    why do asians have unusually stubby bow legs no matter how skinny they are? it’s quite peculiar


  11. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Gavin,

    Things you would fuck and dominant ethnicities should be categorized separately.


  12. DeyPullMeBackIn Says:

    So what’s their band called? I smell a totally postmodern Vapors’ cover on deck!


  13. neezy Says:

    the three girls all having white dressses is FREAKIN ME OUT MAN


  14. ur doing it rong Says:

    Street Boner 522 Haiku:

    go read street carnage
    make fun of asian penis
    they are good at math


  15. Jive Ass Messenger Says:

    ^^^that made me laugh…on the inside.^^^


  16. Hutch Says:

    I’m sorry but asians are so over-done and boring.


  17. Hairlipped Popeye Says:

    Small penises = loss


  18. m Says:

    they make my clothes.


  19. Jakobi Says:

    Yeah, sorry I can’t let this pass with that hair dresser guy on the end.

    The comment is so true though.


  20. Ruby Says:

    Girl second from the left is gettin it.


  21. Beef Says:

    The guys look like fag dancers and the whores look like guys with plate asses and tits, so they haven’t won shit.


  22. LOL Says:

    azns are best a mimicing other races


  23. LOL Says:

    azns are best at mimicing other races


  24. LFKASS Says:

    Uhhhh. Try traveling a bit. They look like a fairly normal bunch outside this dump. The kid on the left is a chump, and the girls’ shoes are bad, but other than that, it’s a regular pic.


  25. newberry Says:

    whites age the worst. they just get their sag sewn up.


  26. Hard-Core Alky (white ass) Says:

    I experience a total disconnect while looking at that picture.


  27. hellahyphy Says:

    asians can’t be the master race because…they drive badly. they’d kill everybody and then end up killing each other in their toyotas trying to make a right-hand turn on red.


  28. Jetpack Says:

    Can we all agree that the real tragedy of the race war — or any war, really — is the type of person who says “full of win”?


  29. ur doing it rong Says:

    I frequently travel to China for work. Lemme tell you, they dress like retards with $100 gift certs let loose in a hot topic. The chicks don’t shave their pits and are embarrassed to take off their bras when you sex them. The men have long yellow finger nails, F’d up teeth and wear knock off Ed Hardy. But they’re super fun people and have rad food.


  30. U HAVE NO IDEA Says:

    THEY INVENTED A BETTER STAPLER TOO

    GOOGLE “A PRECISE STAPLER”

    THEIR STAPLER IS BETTER THAN OURS :(


  31. ? Says:

    meh, white people are the most attractive.


  32. Jerry Rude Says:

    North American asian girls are good because they are really image conscious (they get really stressed out about triple eyelids in the morning).

    White girls give up after four months and start giving dutch ovens and play Sublime.


  33. penisbreath ombudsman Says:

    but can they chill with the blues and snoot a couple liny-poos?


  34. Penis Larson Says:

    fuck asians


  35. these are asians? Says:

    i thought they were Koreans.


  36. a white girl Says:

    asian girls have weirdly shaped legs and knobby knees. so HA!


  37. KITTEH Says:

    Why am I ridiculously attracted to the guy on the far left?????


  38. Lula Says:

    Why are they all dressed alike? What is this, high school? I smell a cult…


  39. chenyip Says:

    White girls, while look good, couldn’t raise a family if God had her clit in a tourniquet. White girls are short term gain. They are the cocaine of race: good for a hot minute, nothing but shit for days on end.

    That said, I have a white girlfriend.


  40. pubic lice Says:

    no one can be as cool as asians… even if the supposedly have smaller peni that just makes it easier for the rest of us… other races lack the micro skills to be good at starcraft.


  41. Monnifer Says:

    Is there a way to locate someone locally to try this?


  42. Alvador Says:

    Always good quality info from this site!


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