Ninjas always eat, shit, and sleep in hiding because they say those are the three times you’re most vulnerable. Wrong.

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24 Comments
  1. aesk47 Says:

    Nice Hezbollah shirt…


  2. rumbear Says:

    next on kazakhstan idol..


  3. Handjob in Hancock Park Says:

    Now I’ma taking that mike and callin’ it my own
    Abdul faggit over here wanna give me his bone
    Rockin hipsterphonic stache and Hezz-balla tee
    Step back, y’old bitchez, for Lady Gaza, killa MC!


  4. if i stuck her, Says:

    wearing that jacket, into the holster side of my vacuum, she would come out clean as a whistle.


  5. ur doing it rong Says:

    him times her = the golden ratio of fail


  6. ur doing it rong Says:

    also, she has the puffy face of a white koi fish.


  7. Ruby Says:

    Ahahaha @ “the golden ratio of fail” Good work


  8. guy incognito Says:

    Guy on the left was a genius physicist who worked at fermi lab until he went crazy.


  9. The Boss Says:

    This picture is amazing.


  10. homeless Says:

    i hate snow mexicans


  11. Mr. Sanchez Says:

    “No daughter of mine is gonna grow up to be an Eskimo slut!!!”


  12. Vincent Dermody Says:

    BFF!


  13. Books & Backpack Says:

    Human League
    reunion tour


  14. blin Says:

    this is like a god damn new yorker cartoon and caption. sell outs.


  15. hunter Says:

    Hi Gavin you’re doing it again.


  16. hunter Says:

    yo his face was unblocked earlier.


  17. Elisa Says:

    MC Pooper (http://www.myspace.com/pooperisyourbff)

    What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
    Polaroids.


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  19. ew Says:

    @ hanjob in hancock park.
    man, now i wanna start rapping as Lady Gaza in a hez-balla-tee. I’m gonna make em the new keffiyehs n all the kewl kids will be wearin em. suk it kykes! (sp?)


  20. The Count Says:

    Why is her face so creepy? I can’t work out why. It is though.


  21. THIS IS A BLOG Says:

    yo you look like a blog


  22. jbeck Says:

    haaaa – - chicago big ups!


  23. Lennis Cuprum Says:

    Marshall Mathers karaoke contest?


  24. Anonymous Says:

    mahjonggggggggggggg


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