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40 Comments
  1. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    To each his own, different strokes for different folks and all that shit. A little big-faced in my book.


  2. ew Says:

    she looks like value city kristen stewart.


  3. man Says:

    this site makes me angry that i am a faithful boyfriend


  4. Hairlipped Popeye Says:

    Sure it may take her some time in the morn to pretty up. OK what I meant to say was “Yep I’d hit it but I sure the fuck don’t wanna wake up next to it.”
    Dig?


  5. imyar Says:

    someone ’splain the fucking pyramid heel on boots to me please thank you.


  6. ur doing it rong Says:

    I’m with Hairlip on this one. I’m calling first dibs!


  7. ew Says:

    Dummy.


  8. ew Says:

    ^ OK YOU ALL THINK IM JUST JOSHIN’ WHEN I SAY THAT ANYONE WHO TAKES MY NAME WILL HAVE THIER EYE SOCKETS RAPED. WELL MY DAD WORKS THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY N GOT ME SHITTY CHRISTMAS PRESENT SO THEIR IS A CHANCE I COULD HAVE HIM TRACK YOU DOWN. THEN ALL I WOULD HAVE TO DO I FIND SOMEONE WITH A PENIS , AND HAVE THEM RAPE UR HEAD ORIFICES. STUF THAT IN YOUR PIPE N SMOKE IT!


  9. ew Says:

    *THERE IS A CHANCE


  10. ew Says:

    YA KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT I LIKE IT BETTER THE FIRST WAY, IT ADDS LEVELS OF COMPLEXITY. THAT SOME DA VINCI CODE SHIT RITE THURR.


  11. dsfksi Says:

    I really hope those liquid leggings never go out of style. I feel like it’s payback for the year we had to look at chicks in those $700 ballet flats that they thought made them look like Audrey Hepburn but just made them look beat. Whereas those wet look leggings make every girl look like Olivia Newton John trying to look like a slut which — face it — is the one that you want.


  12. CaptainQueef Says:

    good GOD i would plow the shit out of this chick.

    her hands look a little man-ish though


  13. man Says:

    CaptainQueef:

    as if you would ever motherfucking notice that if you weren’t scanning every bit of color depth on this picture to dispel the entirely rational fear that your dick will never be anywhere near her mouth/vag/butt

    it won’t by the way.


  14. CaptainQueef Says:

    ^ wow. that was beautiful.


  15. man Says:

    i just think all the “well this chick is hot but that one miniscule flaw totally gives me whiskey dick” shit is ridiculous. if i saw her in a bar, i’d leave, invent a time-machine and go back about a week to friend her on myspace so i could have an excuse to go up and pretend like we were in the same species.


  16. ur doing it rong Says:

    @Man: She looks naughty enough tho, u never know. There used to be this hot girl that would show up alone at a great metal bar in NY at 3am on saturdays. She’d just go to the bar solo and get (if she wasnt already) wasted and sit there by herself til someone came along. I hooked up with her 3 times and twice got in a cab with her, but both time she sobered up enough to not get out at my house. Fucking UnWhore. I was still pretty chuffed with myself. I should mention, this was not the type of girl that’d be alone at a shit bar that played Pantera. Just saying, u never know.


  17. man Says:

    urdoingitrong:

    yeah i guess. i mean sluts are a concept i can get behind, but, that’s a random variable. assuming all things being equal, an attractive, well-dressed white girl who gets her picture taken enough to develop a “signature” pose probably won’t swallow the first tounge that comes wagging


  18. ur doing it rong Says:

    But lookit that shite place she’s in. She’s totally down for bottom barrel. Her friend prolly dared her to go and meet some guy there. That could be you/us ! Dibs on first!


  19. man Says:

    i don’t like the fact that you are clearly british, but, you’re pretty funny so i’ll go sloppy seconds with you


  20. man Says:

    Dont call me a fag. Shite is a good word no matter what the origina. America is the cats pajamas!


  21. man Says:

    lol at “british=fag”

    don’t fucking steal my name, fag. america is number #1. gordon brown is a pasty bitch


  22. ur doing it rong Says:

    SCTVB=fag for not fixing that stupid Name bug

    I’m so American I dont know who gordon brown is! Take that other country somewhere in an Ocean!


  23. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Hey now, you guys don’t fuck!


  24. ew Says:

    Glad I’m not ew


  25. Hairlipped Popeye Says:

    @ imyar
    The whole purpose of the pyramid heeled boots is to get her white booty out there a little more so it is infinitely more bangable. Taught in both Slut 101 and Perv 101. Get to class!!


  26. Snaggle Tooth Says:

    no promises


  27. ew Says:

    ^ THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO UR CHILDREN FAKE EW @7:55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  28. ew Says:

    You mean I’ll have a hot daughter who’s glad shes not ew?


  29. real ew Says:

    yeah, that kid is way too attractive to have sprung from your loins.^This one is getting closer.


  30. If My Boater's on the Doorknob... Says:

    I been feeling like jumping off a bridge lately–but if I did, I’d miss tomorrow’s `Boner and all the horndog hi-jinks in comments. Co-freaking-nundrum. Still, live or die, I gotta get down to some SERIOUS leftie masturbation right fucking now before my wife wakes up.


  31. whiners suck Says:

    she only has 1 heel! she must have Perthes’ Disease


  32. Ruby Says:

    But Hairlipped Popeye, that same thing could be accomplished with a stiletto heel, without all the fucking ugliness of the pyramid thing.

    Because granted, her little ass looks like it needs all the help it can get.


  33. Ruby Says:

    Or shit, any other heel.


  34. vegan jules Says:

    you can spot someone who is cruel and unhappy a mile away, they’ll be wearing leather. It’s worse than wearing giant brands on your appendages.


  35. whiners suck Says:

    Hey, whiners suck @ 11:08 who is not me, she does have two heels dumbdumb.

    Also all this biz about the pyramid heel doesn’t make much sense. Its the height of the heel that makes your ass stick out. The higher you go da more it will be accentuated. Also in reference to the heel’s shape, the skinnier the heel is the bigger your booty will look in comparison, so to say that the chunky pyramid heel is to make the butt stick out more is false, its just another heel and it was only designed that way because some designer thought it looked cool and so did this chick. However, any heel will make your butt look better than none at all. Oh and I have a vagina and I do wear heels so I think I am semi-qualified on this one.

    @vegan jules: you are a douche, did you ever consider that it might be synthetic leather?


  36. whiners suck Says:

    Oh I forgot to mention that this girl is hot, she ain’t pulling off the boots but she looks fucking great. I think you guys are being way too picky I think man is right, you’re just bitter because you could never pull in a dame like this.


  37. ew Says:

    none of the above ews were actually me. just for the record.


  38. ew Says:

    will the real ew shady please stand up- n chex ow t deez ausum dformed babi
    pix!

    http://www.rense.com/1.imagesD/dbaby4.jpg
    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40700000/jpg/_40700259_freddienude203.jpg
    http://www.savewarchildren.org/images/iraqbaby2.jpg
    http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/du-baby07.jpg

    on a serious note, stop the use of depleted uranium shells by the u.n. n u.s.


  39. metal dude Says:

    moderation?


  40. ew the VII Says:

    Yo, what happened to my informative photo montage of horrible bay deformities? i was just trying to hlp the kids!!!!!! just say no to depleted uranium shells.http://img.photobucket.com/albums

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