As this picture was being taken, my boner nuclear exploded into a tornado of light that turned these two into Freddy.

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24 Comments
  1. ur doing it rong Says:

    Let’s see what’s between legs number 1


  2. ur doing it rong Says:

    I kin put likker in them cups.


  3. WOLD WAR DREW Says:

    Gavin LOVES plain white bitches. I agree with him on his asian fetish though.


  4. Hairlipped Popeye Says:

    Ahhhh…. Pics like this make me glad I’m hetero. Yes I said it. Hetero


  5. williamsburg Says:

    has attractive women


  6. man Says:

    these chicks are like the human-being equivalent of a well-balanced diet.

    i mean it’s all well and good but sometimes you want a raw steak that’ll suck your dick like it has the cure for cancer buried in it’s root.


  7. steamer Says:

    on the left.


  8. Geen Says:

    The girl on the right looks like she is a good fuck and the girl on the left looks like she is a good suck. I would like to glue them both.


  9. man Says:

    geen:

    i don’t think either of these girls realize the mouth is an alternate route for a penis. prove me wrong!


  10. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Dear Street Boners Art Department,

    A curves adjustment, maybe throw this sucker into LAB mode with a little Apply Image Soft Light for further definition, fade that back to around 50%, back to RGB. After that, we might actually be able to see their faces. Thanks.

    Sincerely,
    DDDACBOS


  11. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    ^^or just use the white balance feature^^


  12. weewoo Says:

    they look mean


  13. J Cecil Says:

    god, so boring. this is what w’burg has become (n7 and bedford) – boring corporate chicks latte-ing their way back to their $700K condo after vintage-ing at beacon’s closet.


  14. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    men are so fucking short-sighted. any woman can take one look at these broads and tell that the neuroses of the one on the right, and the clingy OCD of the one on the left are def not worth getting your dick wet for. You’re better off going with the busted arab in the last SB, at least she knows her place in your home.


  15. Emily H. Says:

    LOL @ “I would like to glue them both.”


  16. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    Dear Drippy Dog Dix,

    Adjusting the curves in this pic would render the caption meaningless.

    Yours,

    BD’sLN


  17. penisbreath ombudsman Says:

    these ladies are the equivalent of that fresh xerox smell. know what i’m talking about? kind of chemically, hot fresh paper smell? feel me? no? fuck you.


  18. Beef Says:

    I’m in need of mental help, because every time I see gorgeous women like this, all I want to do is give them cross-face chicken wings.


  19. ??? Says:

    wrapped up like a duce, another runner in the night


  20. drippy dog dix and cum or something Says:

    @BD’sLN: Ha, you’re right! My reading comprehension level is now at an all-time low. Strike my comment from the record.


  21. King Edward the VII Says:

    Is it just me, or are the girl on the right’s boots-knees area making anyone else want to vomit profusely?


  22. penisbreath ombudsman Says:

    seriously, why are people saying these ladies are hot? you can’t even see their damn faces. they’re so pale it’s like they are being erased.


  23. Ghb Says:

    I’d knuckle those sluts


  24. jbeckman Says:

    they look to be begging for change – quarters in that cup?


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