When a drunk girl in rubber boots dances funny on your table, all strip clubs become math homework in comparison.

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23 Comments
  1. PADDINGTON BEAR VS MARMALADE Says:

    WELLINGTONS


  2. Donkey Says:

    ‘Rubber boots’.

    Pah.


  3. HamburgerThroat Says:

    ill stick it in her ass slow like.


  4. Putnam County Pudwhack Says:

    ya need plennya E-V-O-O to get THIS ass into these leggings, nrrhrrhrr


  5. reach and wrong Says:

    “Wait, wait! No! Don’t step on the…. aaaaaarrrrrraaaaaagh!”


  6. Frush^^ Says:

    There is nothing wrong with math homework!


  7. ur doing it rong Says:

    guy in the back is bored out of his mind.


  8. Reality Exploder Says:

    She looks like Ryu about to shoot a fireball!


  9. OPPwtf Says:

    is she stepping all over their drugs? is she a super hero?


  10. Juice bar Says:

    She’d be sexier if she was you know, naked and not so full of her self, oh you like that?


  11. Ruby Says:

    Meh.


  12. Street Boning Says:

    @Ruby You wish your site was ‘Meh’.


  13. rumbear Says:

    i thought they used baby laxative to step on coke but i guess cutting white girl with white girl is pretty ingenious. id fuck her btw


  14. Just Ben Says:

    I like this idea in theory, but further study leads me to believe she’s a dumb bitch that warrants fewer kettehs.


  15. some kinda guy Says:

    She’s got such a good look it’s enough to make me ignore the fact that she’s clearly a bro girl.


  16. idk Says:

    I want to drink gin and reminisce about Pogs and Skip-It with her


  17. Books & Backpacks Says:

    That the gang sign for twat pimples?


  18. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    italian chicks on coke. i’d be rolling my eyes too.


  19. boots are cute, Says:

    hair is nice too. i can’t imagine what it smells like down there though with those tight pants and all that mediterranean olive oily sweat working together.


  20. snuke Says:

    shes a hot bitch so stop hating on her. shes def steppin on the drugs cause shes got the money to buy moree, id fuck the shit out of her.


  21. lindsay milloy Says:

    there’s nothing wrong with wellies, girls in wellies look the best!


  22. booozy Says:

    fucking bitch is dancing on the yayo


  23. Anonymous Says:

    stop her! she’s stomping on the coke!


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