These guys are such pieces of shit, toilets drool when they walk by.

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27 Comments
  1. Regal Beagle Says:

    hmmm… i kinda of like their piece of shit look.


  2. srsly Says:

    FIRST!


  3. srsly Says:

    i thot ‘Piece of shit’ was de rigueur, didn’t they earn that right by now

    Your Racist!


  4. ur doing it rong Says:

    Jimmy Buffet and Bobby McFerrin just hanging at the needle exchange. Amiriteorwut?


  5. rrrrrrrrrrrroberto Says:

    These guys rock. Pure excellence.


  6. Kid Douche Says:

    Apparently, Hiking Dad and Black Bluto are busy solving mysteries and don’t have time to bathe.


  7. Regal Beagle Says:

    @srsly
    *thought
    *you’re
    …and also, not first and if you were, what a waste of a comment.


  8. rashburn Says:

    @ srsly & Regal Beagle..

    Let’s face it, there’s only one way to settle this;
    No-holds-barred, battle royal, jocks v. nerds

    This one’s for the record books.


  9. Ruby Says:

    They’re OWNING their piece-of-shit-ness, though.


  10. srsly Says:

    Oh my Fucking GARD

    pedantic ramblings. Giv a fuck much??


  11. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    1 kittie for Bukowski? tsk tsk…


  12. idk Says:

    I’m crying and I don’t know why


  13. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    they are both ew to the power of ew.


  14. joese Says:

    lots of porn


  15. Weaver Says:

    Imagine the guy on the left with his tanned legs and grey pubes. Now imagine them bristling against your thighs. He reaches climax and shoots a load of dead sperm all over your stomach. He rolls over and starts softly singing some Dave Clark Five.


  16. lol@u Says:

    they sorta look like your alternate reality selves.


  17. Hey Says:

    They don’t seem to give a shit that you think they’re pieces of shit.


  18. dollars to donuts, Says:

    says that the guy on the left goes down like nobody’s business and doesn’t mind getting stinky and sloppy about it. guys that dress and look like that are basically horny lesbian types.


  19. Taeil Says:

    Hey’s got it. Are you shitting on ‘em for not giving a shit? Just look at ‘em. They know their old.


  20. Rock For Light Says:

    They’re more punk than you.


  21. vegan jules Says:

    don’t talk about your friends like that.


  22. Splooge Says:

    It’s the Bizzarro World version of McInnes and Beckles! (Only less sleazy.)


  23. srslybabiieee Says:

    If you said that comment outloud to someone, they’d be thinking ‘nerd!’.


  24. Splooge Says:

    You’d have to know the reference in order to know that it’s a nerdy one, which pins you and anyone else who knows it as a nerd. Closeted, perhaps, but a nerd nonetheless.


  25. KITTEH Says:

    Gavin and his black friend-who-co-does-this-site? In 15 years?


  26. urlgrey Says:

    bizarro versions of fuctioning do-gooders


  27. The People Says:

    Dear fucking God. Just me seeing them two naked then?


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