Arranged marriages get a bad rap in Middle Eastern indie films but, sorry, it must fucking rule to be presented with a perfect 8 that has to serve your every need for the rest of her life.

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36 Comments
  1. HamburgerThroat Says:

    id fuck her


  2. whiners suck Says:

    She is really pulling off the over the knee boot without looking too whorey. Bravo!


  3. srsly Says:

    ^^ Hahaahaha


  4. bob barker Says:

    thats an 8?

    then im fucking a perfect 10 right now.


  5. Street Boning Says:

    Too bad she’ll be a 4 by 30. :(


  6. Judge Says:

    Not only a huge brain but probably ass crack is perfect too.


  7. king rumbear Says:

    sorry buddy 8s have tits and no wrist tattoos. but she is def a cute 6.5. id marry her but not think about her when i jerked off


  8. burbia Says:

    cmon, she´s a 9


  9. McFuckin Says:

    Michele?


  10. ur doing it rong Says:

    she’s so fucking giddy for life it got her upgraded from a 7 to an 8. Usually I like the grim detached “I used to be goth Peter Murphy is god” look, but this is doing it for me. She’d be fun in bed.


  11. FGGT Says:

    these types of girls always have the best pussies


  12. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    does that include rimjobs? if so, sign me up for the next trip to India!!!


  13. man Says:

    oh my god, has the inflation of ratings gotten so bad that’s an 8?

    we need to reduce the interest on pussy before women turn into zimbabwe.


  14. quaker ewey granola bars Says:

    peter murphy moved to turkey and converted to islam. weird.


  15. Splooge Says:

    It must suck to be presented with a 2, though.


  16. Fox News Frottage Says:

    she could play that one buck-toothed hipster chick in the movie version of “Ace of Cakes.”


  17. Ruby Says:

    So true, whiners suck. And that shit is rare.


  18. miss carriage Says:

    she could be stunning with some raw food and some kegel exercises.


  19. miss carriage Says:

    and no bangs.


  20. poopside burnout Says:

    what the fuck are you talking about, ‘no bangs’? who gives a fuck?


  21. HalfAfrican Says:

    Zimbabwe all the way!


  22. hellahyphy Says:

    she’s german. yuck.


  23. Marie Says:

    Her boots and tights are kind of ugly but she looks like Mandy Moore!


  24. RRR Says:

    I’d fuck just about any hot-legged girl wearing boots


  25. oh hi Says:

    beacon’s closet.


  26. normal man Says:

    yeah, but what if your “presented” with a perfect 2 and there’s nothing you can do about it?


  27. beacons closet Says:

    quintessential


  28. Half Says:

    8? Seriously? I guess I’m glad I don’t live in NYC.


  29. aesk47 Says:

    zimbabwe! fuckin funny!!


  30. nip Says:

    someone is gonna be fat in some years.


  31. Gil Says:

    I think Jim Goad said something about winning the war on terror so we can treat our women like the Muzzies do…..

    I couldn’t agree with that more.


  32. agreed Says:

    Totally Linda Rondstat-y


  33. mwar Says:

    you go to beacons too much,… or not enough? (trollin’ for medium to easy ‘cute’ girls? bingo.)


  34. Chester Desmond Says:

    Plus she would be a virgin – and that’s just nice.


  35. George Orwell Says:

    yeah going to beacons closet is like shooting fish in a fuck barrel


  36. KITTEH Says:

    # Fox News Frottage Says:
    02.06.09 at 8:33 pm

    she could play that one buck-toothed hipster chick in the movie version of “Ace of Cakes.”

    HA HA


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