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This guy got kicked out of the bar for being Superwasted but managed to sneak back in by changing his hairdo slightly and wearing nerdy glasses. Maybe that comic book isn’t so stupid after all.

This entry was posted on 02.10.09 at 1:09 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

stereo rectal steroid Says:

that would make him bizzaro world superman then.

02.10.09 at 1:12 pm
gastrointestinal gospel Says:

then how come his eyes aren’t all red then?

02.10.09 at 2:16 pm
Ruby Says:

Clark Bent

02.10.09 at 3:17 pm
Books & Backpacks Says:

SuperWastedMan
Back looking disabled not wasted.

02.10.09 at 7:11 pm
katt williams Says:

yes, please.

02.10.09 at 7:38 pm
You're Doing It Wrong (the original) Says:

He looks like a guy I used to frame houses with.

02.11.09 at 12:01 am
Emily H. Says:

Haha, he is bizarro world Superman! I almost got kicked out of a bar the other night because I didn’t have ID, but I managed to stay in by hiding from the card-check guy.

02.11.09 at 1:14 am
Um Says:

“Bizarro World Superman” would just be Bizarro.

02.11.09 at 10:43 am
imyar Says:

if that story is true that is v hilarious

02.11.09 at 1:16 pm
nail banger stick framer Says:

you can’t frame houses!

02.11.09 at 1:26 pm
Bob Dylan's left nut Says:

My house was framed once, but the real culprit turned out to be a mischievous condo.

02.11.09 at 5:23 pm
Hairlipped Popeye Says:

This douche tried to add me as a friend at Facebook. What an ass

02.13.09 at 9:45 pm

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