I asked my dick what he thought of this and he said, “I love the gray and blue palette. It’s so retro.” Is it normal for your dick to talk like that?
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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it is if you’re a homosexual
02.11.09 at 11:10 am
i hope that scarf is creating the illusion of a butt chin and she doesn’t actually have a butt chin. And to quote Sheek Louch “she look good but pussy prolly stink”
02.11.09 at 11:24 am
. And…
how you love that?
02.11.09 at 11:25 am
i’d let her suck me off
02.11.09 at 11:26 am
Would be vastly improved sans scarf.
02.11.09 at 12:17 pm
your dick is gay, dude. all my dick ever says is “pussy, now?” and “pussy, now!!”
02.11.09 at 12:41 pm
has discerning taste, which makes me suspect that you have mistaken your vagina for a penis. there’s no such thing as an “innie dick”, fyi.
02.11.09 at 1:10 pm
I don’t think her vagina smells at all, even when she is on her period. I think she trims her bush too. Good post.
02.11.09 at 1:11 pm
No. My dick would say “get closer, i cant tell if this bitch is a 4 or a 6.” I’d lean towards the former. If she had just 1 brain cell she’d be wearing heels. She’s a faggot.
02.11.09 at 1:12 pm
Tom needs his ass eaten _properly_, dammit, and so this guy from the apartment building comes over whenever Tom’s wife is out on a shopping excursion.
02.11.09 at 1:18 pm
she is wearing heel’s sorry faggot
02.11.09 at 1:23 pm
she is wearing heel’s sorry bra
02.11.09 at 1:24 pm
yeah I tots spot heels
02.11.09 at 1:24 pm
This is not a good look but those are great legs.
02.11.09 at 1:36 pm
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
she looks like a younger, gayer, cornier, uglier Sally Field.
not in a good way, ICYWW (in case you were wondering)
02.11.09 at 3:18 pm
@furminator: whatever you’re so dumb
02.11.09 at 3:46 pm
# umm. Says:
02.11.09 at 11:26 am
i’d let her suck me off
OH, YOU’D LET HER SUCK YOU OFF WOULD YOU?!
By the tone of your post, you sound quite fat. Good luck with that.
02.11.09 at 4:48 pm
she look liek a medieval Fremcnh peaseant boy in drag.
02.11.09 at 5:13 pm
she look liek a medieval Fremcnh peaseant boy in drag.
02.11.09 at 5:13 pm
those are heels though ur doing it wrong
02.11.09 at 6:16 pm
she rook rike a broke ass sexual chocorate
02.11.09 at 6:34 pm
your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
02.11.09 at 8:13 pm
maybe its the hair cut but shes kind of got a down’s syndrome face.
02.11.09 at 8:27 pm
STREET BUMMER.
02.11.09 at 10:26 pm
if i had a head like that i’d stay up all night and slap the piss out of it. seriously, i’ve seen better heads hanging over a piss trough
02.12.09 at 12:01 am
My penis says no to women with medieval he-man/cereal bowl hair cuts.
02.12.09 at 2:03 am
they should make a website of girls like this….like russian mail order brides, except it could be a place where hipsters, artists and musicians can go and find their useless, brain dead, vintage wearing, crafting twats for girlfriends
02.13.09 at 12:28 am
Boys, boys, boys. The scarf is hiding the adams apple
02.13.09 at 9:47 pm