Just when we were considering getting a boner from your weird high heel Jetson snow boots, the Uggs come along like a long conversation about child abuse.

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31 Comments
  1. imyar Says:

    tsk tsk such a shame was getting it all right til she pulled out the fuggs.


  2. Mr. De Quad Says:

    would have been a DIIIIIIME without the uggs. fuck uggs.


  3. A Dizzose of Rizzeality Dingleberry III Says:

    The only thing worse than child abuse is the burden of administering an entertainment blog.


  4. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    They look like Canadians.

    And I am not posting too quickly you piece of shit website!


  5. boner Says:

    the boots didnt faze my junk. still got a boner for these two chicks. vagina for the winz


  6. fizzlebottom Says:

    girl on the right looks so bummed ugg monster came waltzing in to ruin the show.


  7. Stab Master Arson Says:

    I go to Sacramento State and EVERY fucking girl wears these. God, I gotta get out of here!


  8. Ruby Says:

    AHAHAHAHA YES!!! GREAT caption. One of my favorite analogies in a while.


  9. ur doing it rong Says:

    I’d make an exception in her case


  10. miss misty Says:

    That’s because they are like 17 and you haven’t abused them yet. With your fashion sense.


  11. badtooth Says:

    That’s one of the best synopses I’ve ever heard on this website.lol.+1 internets.


  12. ur doing it rong Says:

    @miss misty: it’s well established that we like them that way. By we I mean me, and prolly someone else. Can I get a witness?


  13. Canadave Says:

    You can’t spell Fucking Ugly without uggz.

    Dealbreakers. 100%. No exceptions.


  14. Gavin McInnes is LAME Says:

    anyone who doesnt like uggs can go fuck themselves….with cold feet


  15. StreetGarage Says:

    I know one of these girls. The blonde is 17. Ew, guys. Ew.


  16. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    The blonde is 17??????? YUMMMM!!!!!!!


  17. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    both as nice


  18. butterballs Says:

    “Footwear” like Uggs are the reason people got originally beat up in the 1990s for tucking their pants into their boots. Then everyone forgot why it was ever uncool, that is, until Uggs came into being…

    JUST LOOK AT THEM — is there anything more unattractive?

    Maybe a pair of sweatpants with a bulging lump of shit in the ass?


  19. huh Says:

    i can’t believe the blonde got a 7. maybe the last 3 kitties are invisible?


  20. bob "stop hating and get this paper, nigga!" barker Says:

    uggz, pure fucking laziness, YOU ARE WEARING HOUSE SHOES OUTSIDE.

    fuck it, this is some white people thing, its a white people thing that needs to get dropped with a quickness.


  21. golgotha Says:

    that big red truck in the back is the best thing about this picture. what is that? am i nerd? no. just drunker than you.


  22. atkins diet jules Says:

    seventeen is more than the age of consent in many places, such as Utah. That’s why she needs to carry a blanket around on the street.


  23. Coach Says:

    12 year olds, I can’t tell the difference and neither can you


  24. australia Says:

    ugg boots are the reason here friend looks embarrassed.


  25. I Crap Sunshine Says:

    I scrolled back up and, I have to admit, laughed out loud at the big red truck.


  26. Sweat Phil Says:

    I can’t believe how many fucking retards still wear those fucking Uggs, I saw thousands of them in DC last weekend.
    Although those are probably midwestern tourists that just found out about them.


  27. Mass Appeal Magazine Says:

    ^^i think you meant canadien tourists


  28. urlgrey Says:

    this made me want to burn my uggs, fuck ill never get that benjamin back

    ps: i would be honored to experiment with these two


  29. Schtoop Says:

    Shit, at least those Uggs are decently in tact (emphasis on at least). Floppy-heel, 30-degree-angle-sole wear and tear would’ve been a whole fucking lot worse.


  30. Pussy tastemaker Says:

    I’d fuck the dork on the left.


  31. KITTEH Says:

    HATEZ boring white girls.


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