If you want to get a great apartment in Manhattan with a beautiful view, buy some fancy wallpaper, rent some storage space, shower at your girlfriend’s place, and shit in a bucket.

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This entry was posted on 02.24.09 at 11:47 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
4 Comments
  1. ur doing it rong Says:

    Srsly brilliant idear. Tho what if ur apt faces a dark courtyard but there’s a window into some girls bathroom?

    PS – furst!!!!!!!1


  2. dingdong Says:

    I miss Sam. :(

    bring that shit back, Gavin.


  3. ugh Says:

    ugh-greed, and i’ve done this.


  4. idk Says:

    this is an amazing picture


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