Petite girls are fun to fuck but when you’re seen in public with them you feel like a small-dicked pedophile. For the long term, you have to go with a real-deal Russ Meyer type, no matter how uncouth.
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true!
02.26.09 at 12:16 am
I bet when you take her jeans off her thighs expand like those little capsules that you used to put into water and would grow into dinosaurs.
02.26.09 at 12:18 am
Holy moly….
02.26.09 at 12:25 am
GOOD LAWD
02.26.09 at 12:43 am
ouch my hearts breaking
02.26.09 at 1:01 am
i’m going to be late for work now because i must go masturbate.
02.26.09 at 1:32 am
AT LEAST 10.
02.26.09 at 1:45 am
whoa kadunk
02.26.09 at 1:48 am
DC is full of 10’s like this, but dayum!
02.26.09 at 2:40 am
stacked!
02.26.09 at 2:42 am
wasn’t this ground already covered in “dear drew”?
ps NO FAT CHICKS
02.26.09 at 2:48 am
nice!
02.26.09 at 3:50 am
i love long legs and wats at the top of em Yum Yum mmmm Bum Bum
02.26.09 at 4:13 am
i am instantly thinking “doggy style” or at least “frontal”.
02.26.09 at 4:21 am
no I don’t mind looking like a medium-sized dick pedophile.
P.S. The secret to not having a fat ass and thunder thighs is to go vegan and play sports once a week.
02.26.09 at 4:28 am
too big. eat less, do more coke.
02.26.09 at 6:39 am
She totally sucked my cock once.
02.26.09 at 6:40 am
No thanks. You can keep Vaginal Davis here, and I’ll stick with the fun sized girls and we’ll all make lots of babies and live happily ever after.
(‘cept you, because you’re fucking a dude.)
02.26.09 at 6:46 am
ample
02.26.09 at 8:07 am
now, she is more like it. if you have never fucked a woman built like her, you have never really fucked, and your dick still has skinny girl training wheels on it.
02.26.09 at 8:19 am
best one yet
02.26.09 at 10:43 am
The main benefits of a non-skinny girlfriends isn’t obvious. It’s that if you fuck a skinny girl vigorously, you end up with a profoundly bruised penile area. This can set your sex life back at least 2 weeks.
Don’t confuse this with a pro-fat chick stance. But, a chick should definitely be “healthy”. Like a vegetarian that isn’t afraid to cheat every once in a while.
02.26.09 at 11:05 am
If there’s one thing this girl is not, it’s a vegetarian
02.26.09 at 11:11 am
i got nothing witty to add…i just love those hips and thighs….jeez
02.26.09 at 11:16 am
Those are some AMAZING legs.
02.26.09 at 11:32 am
You probably mean Russ Meyer, not Myers.. I’m an asshole.
02.26.09 at 11:38 am
but petite chicks are crazy fun for sex
02.26.09 at 11:45 am
i love bitches. BIG BOOTY’D BITCHES.
teek tighs & the non-pigeon toe’d stance = automatic skeet
Can you bounce quarters off of coked out hipster girls flat asses? i think not!!!
(((ugh, yes i am 110 lbs but i am poor & cannot afford to eat bacon…)))
02.26.09 at 12:03 pm
wow. she is on the dream team.
02.26.09 at 12:09 pm
god DAMN!
02.26.09 at 12:20 pm
I hope that this is not most men’s sentiment, I’m just shy of five feet tall and weigh 100lbs, fuck I’ve always worried about the pedo thing but chalked it up to my own paranoia/insecurity. now I know no one will ever marry me. I must go cry now.
02.26.09 at 12:29 pm
PS she is bangin
02.26.09 at 12:29 pm
She’s sitting on a fridge. I am in love…
02.26.09 at 1:11 pm
don’t cry. All the cool dudes would rather fuck the petite girls, we’re too cool to look like pedophiles and when you’re purring and whimpering on the end of our dicks the easier it is to imagine you’re fourteen, the hot-hot-hotter it is.
Fuck this tall manly cellulite bitch.
02.26.09 at 1:29 pm
No actually that’s true. Gavin’s right. But I’m 5′ 8″ and half asian so I look okay with small girls in public.
Go for cool asian guys, support them, and encourage them to be cool and not wear glasses–or shoot up schools.
02.26.09 at 1:33 pm
this group of commenters is like a herd of heffalumpalas gushing about the sex appeal of carnie wilson or beth ditto. maybe if you all say it enough times and in unison, you can convince the rest of the world that your girlfriends aren’t fat loads like this one.
just because you can’t find anything hotter to screw, you needn’t be delusionally commenting on this one. she’s fat just like the ones you are fucking.
02.26.09 at 1:40 pm
“when you’re purring and whimpering on the end of our dicks the easier it is to imagine you’re fourteen, the hot-hot-hotter it is. ”
quite right.
02.26.09 at 1:43 pm
dam girl you’re chunky can I get yo numba?
02.26.09 at 2:00 pm
She is one of those cool Rosario Dawson chicks, whose sister is a born again Evangelical Christian and whose family lives in a cool apartment in one of the hoods (probably Queens) who is obsessed with Rosario Dawson and zombie movies.
02.26.09 at 2:00 pm
ah.. heavy mental flo. I love this bitch
02.26.09 at 2:19 pm
damn. this is considered fat?
ok then. apparently more faggots read SBSC than i first imagined.
02.26.09 at 2:19 pm
yeah she looks cute in those flesh binding jeans but trust me, take the clothes off and it’s 1 kitten. without the jeans those thighs and ass are a battlefield of deep pocketed cellulite and stretch marks. (have you seen the stomach folds fat chicks get??) i should know — ex girl looked exactly the same. talk about buyer’s remorse.
02.26.09 at 2:32 pm
Yesterday’s white girl, at the same weight and shape, got panned and today’s black girl looking every yard as big gets praised to the hills.
Right, wee’z all liberals here. Only cool to like it on black and when it’s white talk smack.
02.26.09 at 2:34 pm
i find it funny that she’s eating in the picture. (cuz she’s fat. by white people standards.All the non gay black dudes i’ve ever known salivate over asses that look like two Hefty bags full of oatmeal, so’d they probably fuck this bitch.)
02.26.09 at 2:39 pm
p.s. didn’t we settle like a while ago that all guys are kinda pedophiles?
02.26.09 at 2:43 pm
You fucks are all mental. She’s not fat, she’s sitting on the edge of a fucking fridge for fuck’s sake. I don’t give a shit how skinny you are, you sit on something like that and your ass is gonna get all squished out too and then all these fags’ll be laughing at you too.
02.26.09 at 2:57 pm
i’m glad all those skinny jeaned little fags find this ‘fat”
…all the more for me….
02.26.09 at 3:02 pm
@ bob dylans left nut
i suspect she hangs out around fridges a lot.
02.26.09 at 3:14 pm
@ YES: AWFUL from two posts ago was dressed like shit. she looked uptight, way too serious, not any fun, lumpy as shit, complains when she doesn’t get her way, leaves a shitty tip and 10 pounds overweight. Homegirl above us has her finger in her nose.
02.26.09 at 3:34 pm
im really into the ineptly smelling your finger face or scratching your nose and thinking of something math related. totes mega adorable.
02.26.09 at 3:36 pm
she reminds me of a contemporary version of vampirella.
maybe its the painting in the background.
i’m in to it.
02.26.09 at 3:38 pm
any guy that cannot see this sitting on his cock is a faggot. cellulite? please (and thanks!)..
02.26.09 at 3:41 pm
@idk: Awful also has no waist.
02.26.09 at 3:44 pm
All of you f@ggots wish you could smell my kitty!
02.26.09 at 3:56 pm
My dong is way too small and skinny to fuck with full figured bitches. Kill me, please.
02.26.09 at 4:07 pm
If I was with this chick in public I’d feel like a gay man who enjoys a special attraction to the NBA center type. Petite women, especially if they’re white and have a round ass with a handful of jug, are fucky number one. They are indisputably THE Show.
02.26.09 at 4:22 pm
if you’re not attracted to fat jello-assed girls youre a fag.
02.26.09 at 4:40 pm
Godfrey Jones, Mr. OK, vegan jules, Mr. Belvedere, pass, Anonymous = cobb knobblers
02.26.09 at 5:47 pm
the hard part about reading the whiny comments here is knowing that this girl is the right balance of curve and skinny. If she were white she would look the same, that AWFUL bitch was just completely fucking apple-bodied and goofy looking. I want to seriously cock slap the jokers that even try to compare both. This girl is fit, and I would wager that she would probaly keep it tighter for longer than most of the girls out there. If at 5′9 I would bet shes an even 130.
02.26.09 at 6:01 pm
i would like to clit sucker-punch the wadbrain liberals on this site that are trying to say this fat woman looks good while the fat white woman looks, you know, fat. all of these pity “BOO YEAA”s don’t change the fact that this woman, though she is black, is too fat.
02.26.09 at 6:24 pm
I think Keira Knightley’s the hottest girl on the planet and even I think this girl is worth 20 kittens. I mean MY GOD CMON
02.26.09 at 6:34 pm
oh, i get it now. all these guys that are posting about how perfect she looks to them are fatasses too. that makes sense. anybody in decent shape must seem like an anorexic when you’re pushing 2 fiddy.
02.26.09 at 6:38 pm
I agree with bob barker. Except the cock-slap part. I don’t have the equipment for that.
She is not fat, and the overwhelming feeling I am getting from all the guys saying she is is “incredibly insecure mu-fuckas.”
02.26.09 at 6:43 pm
but what about the white girl, ruby? is she not fat also?
02.26.09 at 6:46 pm
Joey Odessa, has it right. This chick is too thick for my liking. Remember when Gavin hated on the world and said America was awesome and that Obama sucked and everyone got riled up and we discovered the average age of reader/commentator on this website was about 30-40? Welp, clearly that tick in the average reader/commentators brain, telling them skinny girls are hot has expired. It’s just in our design. When we are seven, we like other seven year olds (we only care about the face at this time). When we are twelve, we start to like tiny curves, when we are twenty we like skinny girls with big tits and a firm ass, and when we are thirty five we have wives that have had kids and are fat and then we are attracted to chubbs ^^ up there. That simple.
If you’re eighteen to twenty five, this broad is not your game.
If you’re older, she is.
Done.
02.26.09 at 7:16 pm
Holy shit! She’s at least a buck thirty. That’s unfathomably enormous if you’re an unemployed hipster douchebag heroin addict.
02.26.09 at 7:33 pm
Guys really now. She’s good looking and is just so well proportioned. Just come on.
02.26.09 at 7:54 pm
Is she picking her nose?
02.26.09 at 8:25 pm
Anonymous, the A-WFUL girl you are referring to was not gigantic, but her outfit squz all her fat in a nasty manner. And as someone else mentioned, it is all about the proportions. This girl is curvy in the way that word was originally meant to be construed (i.e. having an hourglass frame with breasts, hips, and a smaller waist). “Curvy” has much too often been used as a euphemism for fat, which it is not. A-WFUL, for example, is not curvy. She is just tacky.
02.26.09 at 8:30 pm
As a side note, I think we should bring back “squz” as a word. I miss it lol
02.26.09 at 8:30 pm
I think some black was thrown into me because I get straight boners when I see girls like this. A pretty face and a set of thighs, that’s what’s up!
02.26.09 at 8:52 pm
Foxy to be sure. But she won’t age very well. Those sexy legs will turn her into a lumbering, slow moving, tree woman in 25 years. I’d still eat her ass in 30 years though. Ball sexy. Ouch!
02.26.09 at 9:02 pm
She’s hot, but her outfit isn’t
02.26.09 at 9:41 pm
Baby, you can pull your finger away from your nose now…I’ve figured it out. It’s vanilla. Your pussy smells like vanilla
02.26.09 at 9:45 pm
The thing about those pants is that they have near maximum slimming effect. For one, they’re ridiculously tight to the point where her shit is so packed together that upon release we’ll probably find an extra two inches of god only knows what type of fleshy material attached to her stems. Secondly, she’s wearing black boots and super dark blue jeans. Dark pants always make women appear thinner to the point of it being witchy in its illusory effectiveness. I’m guessing she goes at least 6′1 and a buck seventy. If you’re the kind of guy who enjoys piggy back rides (getting not giving), sitting on your woman’s lap, and getting smacked around when you wise off, she’s the one for you. Otherwise, you need to leave her to the Yao Ming’s of the world.
02.26.09 at 9:47 pm
P.S. I should also say that she has great style and what appears to be a ridiculously pretty face.
02.26.09 at 9:49 pm
Best legs in street boner’s history!
Totally support the ten.
What happened to *click pic for nipple* ???
02.26.09 at 11:46 pm
Just end on this one. She’s all the street bone we need.
02.27.09 at 1:04 am
Finally!
She’s lazy in bed though.
02.27.09 at 3:29 am
Dear Vanessa, thank you for switching ranks and helping us weed out the fat bitches. Much appreciated.
02.27.09 at 4:44 am
P.S. a fat ass is a horrible waste of a nice face.
I should know. I had a fat ass before I went vegan. Cellulite is all stored animal fats from milk and cheese, all.
02.27.09 at 4:48 am
I’m no longer on the fatty team cuz I went from being a junk food vegan to a healthy vegan (no more carbs and fakin’ bacon!), kicked the booze, and got me some of the Billy Blanks Tae Bo. I’m no waif, but I’m definitely kickin it with a higher class of broad of these days.
02.27.09 at 6:58 am
Randolphin is 18-25, and now you know.
02.27.09 at 6:52 pm
wow. I had you pegged for such a cunt who’d gone softer the last couple of weeks. I’d rather kick it on here than be out having drinks with my band. You’re from the east coast and went to USC. I’m from the west coast and went to NYU. We’re both wannabe artists, though you’re a writer. I worked on Wall Street once but you still work in business.
Who else has more in common? We should instant message or something.
02.27.09 at 7:25 pm
Oh yes! More like this, but with less clothes. I’m requesting red tartan farm shirts on all women like this. Bosomania, carnage negroes.
02.27.09 at 9:04 pm
what is going on in these last few posts? Did whiners suck actually meet/fuck randolphin in reality?
Will vegan jules and vane$$a meet/fuck and produce the anti-christ? dud-dun-dun. ( that was was supposed to b soap opera music, btw.)
02.27.09 at 9:32 pm
Schwaaaaang!
Damn, I know this Amazon knows how to make it clap…fo real.
Slob on my knob..Yes please!!!
02.28.09 at 12:55 am
All I could hear when I saw this photo was “Got them child bearin’ hips …baby just pop right out, POP!” HAHAAHA. Whatever, she’s hot. The end.
04.15.09 at 11:48 pm