What’s easier, seducing this girl and making her punk or just getting a smart, funny, punk chick and not being such a homo about hotness?
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What a woman!
02.27.09 at 11:47 am
Does anyone over the age of 17 really want to make this girl “punk”? I don’t really know what she’s going for, but I’m into it. Fuck punk chicks.
02.27.09 at 11:52 am
The girl? SUPER GOOD LOOKING. Love her. from top to bottom: urban outfitters, urban outfitters, urban outfitters, urban outfitters, urban outfitters, urban outfitters. seriously.i suck for knowing this. going to go find the boyfriend, take off my flowery skirt, and feel better about myself for being a superficial asshole who needs their style mapped out for them by a store from aviators to zippered shortshorts. no, on second thought, maybe i’ll keep it on. the girl’s still hot, though.
02.27.09 at 12:02 pm
I would kill for her hair, it is fucking awesome. And, I’m not a dude but something about her seems laid back and approachable despite her hotness.
02.27.09 at 12:04 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
You were on the right track with the russ meyer one!
when she takes those reotards off those knowbby knees are going to make you shrink worser when it finally settles in when your on your fucking wedding night!!!!!
TOO FUCKING SKINNY BUT ALL THE FUCKING “PREETY WOMEN” ON HERE ARE ALL LIKE, “SHE’S SO WELL PUT TOGETHER IT’S MAKING ME HORNY”….OKAY THAT’S A GOOD THING- GIRLS GETTING HORNY BUT WHAT ABOUT ME MOTH FUKKA!!!!!!!! MORE BIG GIRLS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02.27.09 at 12:10 pm
@ the original (just a normal girl):
Serious question…Do you know that it is from urban outfitters for sure? Or is it just a guess? I actually want to know because people are always saying that shit whenever a polished threateningly attractive girl is on here. Do you work there or something?
PS Genuine curiosity, no assholery here.
02.27.09 at 12:12 pm
Ew. Ths whole look is very 1993, and that was a sweet year. Sixth grade, discovered skateboarding and the lemonheads. don’t let miss reality bites over here harsh my mellow with her gay paisley carpet bagging trendmongerisms.
02.27.09 at 12:24 pm
Ew. Ths whole look is very 1993, and that was a sweet year. Sixth grade, discovered skateboarding and the lemonheads. don’t let miss reality bites over here harsh my mellow with her gay paisley carpet bagging trendmongerisms.
02.27.09 at 12:24 pm
At 31, I’d actually prefer a grown-up, not a punk. That would just be ridiculous, and sad. Furthermore, I don’t care if she shops at Urban Outfitters or K-MART. What the fuck is wrong with you?
02.27.09 at 12:28 pm
gorgeously put together and is that a teeny weeny belt bracelet i see? adorable.
02.27.09 at 12:32 pm
@ whiners suck
i know what you mean, it’s the same when people go on and on about hipsters like they’re trying to crack the code.
not threatened, she looks damn cute and put-together, and i guess the 9 kitties is how some (gavin et al) figure, rightly, that a 10 has a vibe that says “why yes these are my favorite garters peeking out from my skirt, and yes i have more than three cds in my apartment, and no, they aren’t just a bunch of soundtracks, and no, these 4 inch heels don’t hurt in the slightest, want to come on my tits?”
but yeah, minus putting down a boring lifestory, i do a lot of buying for style shoots because its the perfect airhead job and urban outfitters is affordable rip-offs. and the print on that dress is the exact same as the one i pulled a couple months ago, i would bet the jacket is silence and noise, and that sweater is giving me major deja vu. if i’m wrong, i’m wrong and that’s cool, either way the girl is still hot and i’m still waiting on some guy’s lunch break to feel not so empty and shallow…….in my vagina.
02.27.09 at 12:33 pm
punk is OK … but “punk” is contextual dude, what is punk to me is a corporate to Crass and what is punk to Crass is lame and pretentious to me.
I would prefer her big brown bush making me a beard.
02.27.09 at 12:34 pm
that skirt is atrocious.
02.27.09 at 12:44 pm
how about not being such a homo about whether or not she’s into punk?
02.27.09 at 12:45 pm
@ the original (just a normal girl):
thanks for the answer, oh and I wish I had lunch breaks like yours, jealous here.
02.27.09 at 1:17 pm
I can’t tell if she’s hot, due to her unpunkness. I guess I’ll never know, ho hum.
02.27.09 at 1:21 pm
bitch is super fat yo.
02.27.09 at 1:21 pm
she’s the lower east side laura ingles and that is better than punk. god man. it’s time to love the lord.
the skirt is not atrocious by the by.
i actually deem her original. seducing her? changing her? why would you change her? silly.
she’s a 9.75. she just needs some boots. Dries boots.
02.27.09 at 1:25 pm
i’m “punk” because i’m not attractive enough to get away with being a bitch…i don’t even like fugazi.
02.27.09 at 1:32 pm
Pretty girls can be boring too.
02.27.09 at 1:33 pm
Who fucking cares what music uneducated teenagers are into anyway? Make a hot girl punk and she’s not hot anymore.
02.27.09 at 1:41 pm
I’LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
02.27.09 at 1:53 pm
Dude, Gavin, I’ve asked that same question to myself everyday for the last 29 years…
02.27.09 at 2:21 pm
She looks great too. Cute little smirk, and she managed to put together pieces that most people would use in a horrendous fashion into a nice fit. Good job.
02.27.09 at 2:51 pm
this is what you call a perfect woman. good god i came just looking at her.
02.27.09 at 3:30 pm
you could always get her addicted to heroin
02.27.09 at 3:48 pm
that’s fantastic! so now you must be a homo if you only want to bang hot women? try as you might, you can’t pull off the old pc-correctness with the penis. the penis knows what it likes and despises you a little more each time you try to tell yourself that you are a homo for getting stiff when a pretty, tight woman walks by and is not decked out in the requisite douchebag, anti-outfit.
your penis is laughing at you, not with you. and at night, when you tuck yourself into bed alone or quietly crawl in next to your plus-sized gal, your penis silently weeps.
today’s pic is quite nice.
02.27.09 at 4:21 pm
I’m with Monty on this one.
02.27.09 at 4:46 pm
She might be really punk and just doesn’t dress like it every day.
I mean, wouldn’t that be kind of hotter? Finding out some girl who dresses in a way that makes her look adorable is really into Black Flag or something?
02.27.09 at 5:00 pm
NOOOOO! DON’T RUIN HER!!! she looks like she’s read all of emerson, uses kiehl’s shampoo, has never eaten fast food, and always smells like earl grey tea.
02.27.09 at 6:06 pm
who cares about what she’s wearing? shes a dime. stop being such a homo about fashion
02.27.09 at 6:26 pm
check out those sunglasses on her head.
never heard of emerson, was a huge panic at the disco fan two years ago, now she loves santogold and wears urban outfitters “prep”.
totally fucking hot, but dont try and throw intellectual depth and weird quaint purity into the mix.
02.27.09 at 7:07 pm
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE, she’s beautiful and dudessss can suck my ballsack because nobody was a huge panic at the disco fan EVER. ever.
02.27.09 at 7:19 pm
I met a hot blonde girl with the dirtiest fucking fingernails the other day. And another girl in my art school is an illustrator and likes pedophiles. Yet another girl is a huge Siouxsie and the Banshees fan and looks the part.
This bitch is New York, boring, Christian, and boring. She might laugh at your jokes, but she’s into shopping, television, and Leonard Cohen.
02.27.09 at 7:38 pm
I’m also in a punk band and the more my lead singer could stop wearing leather jackets, making “punk” looking flyers dissing Coldplay, and wearing zipper pants the better.
02.27.09 at 7:41 pm
trick question fat man, punk’s dead.
02.27.09 at 9:53 pm
Suzanne takes you down…
02.27.09 at 11:05 pm
Amusing. You idiots would not even be able to sniff her purple tights.
02.28.09 at 2:55 am
I just sucked some dick and it was awesome!
02.28.09 at 4:23 am
this looks like the type of girl I would absolutely never get along with, and now I see that the girls commenting on here who love her are also the types of girls I cannot stand and who cannot stand me.
she is biologically pretty from the neck up, but she has no shape, too much hair and not enough tits. i may be a hater but I know hot when I see it and this is not it. a little more skin, or transparent tights, anything. She is giving me nothing to work with here. I just have a strange impulse to go file some books at the library or polish some antique furniture or something else completely fucking bummer-ish.
02.28.09 at 8:04 am
She’s prolly afraid to cum too hard lest she shit all over her Ikea futon, but she’s so goddamn constipated it ain’t happening no how.
02.28.09 at 10:37 am
This whole feature is fucking RETARDED. What would make you think that whore is smart or funny? She looks like a totally retarded slut. Fucking stupid ass pieces of shit. Try thinking with, like, YOUR BRAIN, instead of your dicks, and the world won’t be such a shitty ass place.
02.28.09 at 10:55 am
Actually, after reading the other comments on this page, you should all just kill yourselves. Now. NOW. NOW NOW NOW. FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES.
02.28.09 at 10:57 am
KILL YOURSELVES
02.28.09 at 11:00 am
Wow. People take this shit TOO seriously.
02.28.09 at 11:34 am
damn she looks right out of “slacker”. fuckin’ sign me UP.
“punk”. fuckkk offff with that, i’d much rather her be her so i can choke-fuck her with that jesus chain
02.28.09 at 1:06 pm
She’s a babe.
People really do take these pictures and comments seriously, it’s mostly just amusing when people like “Uhh” break down from realizing how superficial and delusional the average person can be. Of course, he/she will be back in a couple of days after the standard mild bout with anxiety and depression (“When people look at me do they analyze me the way they do Streetboners?”) and everything will be back to normal. But to be able to witness that mental breakdown where an individual wants everyone who visits a website to die — that shit makes reading this bullshit worthwhile.
02.28.09 at 2:42 pm
only 9 huh? oh yeah shes not weird or something
02.28.09 at 3:28 pm
This girl suuuuuuccckkksss.
She makes me groan.
LAME.
I’d totally take a nice, cool punk girl.
02.28.09 at 9:30 pm
What’s with the ugly opaque tights?
03.01.09 at 8:27 am
Maginas married a fat girl. nuff said.
03.01.09 at 1:16 pm
did this chick suck the chrome off the bronze snake or something?
Why are there no new pictures?
03.01.09 at 3:03 pm
When punk chicks outgrow/get over punk they turn into these overly fashionably composed mature ladies. Perhaps it’s to compensate for the years in the wild?
03.02.09 at 3:18 am
i banged a hardcore catholic girl once, doggystyle in the mirror, but i had to go to church with her once first! after i covered her back she looked at me in the mirror and said “see, i’m not that catholic.” she turned out to be a real private freak but super conservative in public – crucifix always on display.
this girl may be telling you something!
03.02.09 at 5:30 am
I have to say, she’s incredibly hot, but I don’t think she’d look this good naked. I believe this would call for a rushed, sweaty, push-the-clothes-aside-and-just-do-it fuck, rather than a relationship. Or perhaps a relationship based on just repeatedly doing that would be okay, too.
03.02.09 at 1:22 pm
I don’t know what’s easier, but I know what’s better: porking it.
03.13.09 at 3:52 pm
doesn’t the cross mean she’ll do blow and suck your d!ck like its dinner?
Maybe that’s just Canada
11.18.09 at 3:01 pm