Nothing ruins a girl like brown nylons. If she’s white she must be Polish and if she’s Asian she must be a FOB. All it takes is that one layer of muppet skin and – boom – your dream girl becomes some weird foreigner that thinks the Rolling Stones is Bob Dylan’s magazine.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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nah…I think she just has a disgusting tan. she’s still hot.
02.16.08 at 11:38 pm
yeah…she goes to a tanning bed, i don’t think those are nylons. and even if they were nylons, who cares? you can only see them in the 6 square inches of skin between the hem of her jeans and her shoes and she’s probably just wearing them so that she can counteract the heat she’s losing by wearing heels. she’s still a solid 8.
02.17.08 at 2:05 am
She’s Phoebe Cates’ doppleganger for sure.
02.17.08 at 2:31 am
What the hell is a FOB? I’m lost
02.17.08 at 4:10 am
FOB= fresh off the boat.
bury me with ol’ jim beam, and i’ll be on my hellride
02.17.08 at 4:36 am
She is a FOB!Fucking Overwhelming Babe!!Isn’t that right Garth?….Garth?
02.17.08 at 7:32 am
actually she’s got a great vibe I think you guys are being a little to CSI in your fashion
02.17.08 at 10:02 am
this chick is hot,
if youre a guy you must be half a fag , commenting on her shoes.
02.17.08 at 10:25 am
ten
02.17.08 at 11:12 am
too bad that she can’t even read.
02.17.08 at 11:47 am
she’s soooooooo booooooring.
02.17.08 at 12:25 pm
gavin , you’ve been telling the same jokes for years. yer shit is tired …go fall on a knife.
02.17.08 at 1:53 pm
the word FOB stands for Fresh Off the Boat and is mostly used in Canada, where Gavin was raised.
ahem.
02.17.08 at 2:35 pm
Sometimes I find the relentless decrees about shoes, pants and who is and isn’t too old to look how tedious.
But I’m in 100 percent agreement about the brown nylons thing– They produce instant erectile dysfunction. It’s what our moms and grandmothers wore to make our fathers seek sex elsewhere.
02.17.08 at 4:26 pm
Despite the fact that she is cute-ish, she is wearing brown leather shoes with a brown jacket, and a BLACK PURSE. that is a no-no. Black and Brown rarely mix well.
02.17.08 at 8:35 pm
who cares if her bag, jacket, and shoes match? Who are you guys? Jackie O’? Also, brown nylons suck BUT she IS a super babe, and she’s probably just trying to keep warm….
02.19.08 at 12:31 pm
she one semester away from the freshman 15 blowing out the back of her jeans
02.19.08 at 2:20 pm
Damn! And she was so hot too.
02.19.08 at 4:12 pm
heels = way too high maintainence
heels + expensive purse = don’t even fucking bother
02.20.08 at 8:52 am
Where do you even get ‘nylons’ anymore?? A figure-skating supply store?
02.21.08 at 12:00 pm
Admitting you have a problem is an understatement when you see an Inuit Corsican in suede platforms and all you think about is the picture-in-picture of those fabulous horse shoes.
03.19.08 at 4:00 am
She has every ex-boyfriends penis in that bag you know.
04.17.08 at 2:58 am
What’s a FOB?
05.10.08 at 6:20 pm
or a grup, for that matter?
05.10.08 at 6:20 pm
Some men like myself find this look extrememly arousing and sexy. I love nylons on a woman especially under jeans or trousers.
09.10.09 at 2:06 pm
For those that are criticizing this girl, you fall into two categories based on gender:
Guys- You’re just bitter because you couldn’t pull this chick if your life depended on it. In fact, you have probably been rejected by more than one girl in heels. Aim lower.
Girls: You’re just bitter because this girl makes you look (and feel) like Charles Grodin. Don’t hate, lose weight because you’re not going to get any prettier. Sorry (not really).
p.s.- Guys shouldn’t care about her shoes unless she is wearing dead babies on her feet. Bunch of hairy-back Marys ya are.
01.01.10 at 11:16 am