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Next to a huge gap in her teeth, glasses are about the greatest accessory a woman can have. They say, “I’m hot and smart and I will never cheat on you” and they remind us of underdog babes like Bailey from WKRP or Betty from Archie comics.

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20 Comments
  1. Terry Says:

    She’s gonna pack on 50 in 10.


  2. boom Says:

    Betty didnt wear glasses…
    she just wore a whole lotta sexy


  3. molly Says:

    Hot and smart, yes, but as long as she mingles with the tantalizingly incestuous hipster crowd, there’s always room for cheating.


  4. Johannes Says:

    They’re both borderline overaccessorized.


  5. Chonnie Watson Says:

    Hey, I’m into the site and everything, but can you guys make it so that I don’t have to scroll past 20 comments on each picture? Can’t there be a default comments hidden thing going on?


  6. SeMeN SPeRmS Says:

    “Bailey from WKRP”…oh fuck, you just gave me masturbation fodder for tonight!


  7. GRRRRRR! Says:

    Or Velma mmmmmmmVelma!!!Why didn’t her and Shaggy ever hook up?Let’s split up and look for clues!


  8. kokoboko Says:

    it also says “i love jizz on my face”


  9. mr.wilson Says:

    Jinkys! You know Velma was the filthstress in the gang. Zoinks! You could see traces of a five o’clock Sanchez shadow above her lip, and gracefully running down to her chin.


  10. Conrad Amenta Says:

    that chick looks like Jesse Pearson


  11. Isabel from Ecuador Says:

    Damn, why did I get Lasik!


  12. esteban Says:

    Did you just realize this? Go rent a movie called Reality Bites while you’re at it. You’re waaaaaaay behind.


  13. KITTEH Says:

    eeeew.


  14. chuck_bryson Says:

    Their boots are going to star in the soon to be pitched SPY vs. SPY “blockbuster”.


  15. 3021 Says:

    there was no denying it. as far as his female incarnation went, Larry David made for a pretty hot chick.


  16. Harge Says:

    My girlfriend has both a gap and glasses. She’s a fucking 10. Faggot nerd dudes who live “downtown” and went to “university” drool over her and post ads on craigslist claiming to have shared a moment when she rides the fucking subway. It’s annoying. As for me, I’m unemployed, lazy, and have an attitude as bad as my complexion. We love each other.


  17. Spiri†Crusher Says:

    those are some ugly ass hynas!


  18. 000 Says:

    Some girls are just meant to be cuddling with you on a couch watching Six String Samauri!We call them Rental Chicks!!!(as in movies)


  19. Maarlen Bierhat Says:

    I agree, this chica is going places; while her Femullet on the left is too busy soul searching through her purse for reasons why.


  20. Replicant Says:

    “Nice tux…… to die in….”


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