Dance like a latch key child. That is, dance like nobody’s ever been watching.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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this may be the best SB/dos & donts caption of all time.
i have renewed faith in you mr mcinnes.
03.17.09 at 1:22 pm
he looks just like my friend Stinking John!
03.17.09 at 1:26 pm
where is this, LA?
03.17.09 at 1:47 pm
I was dancing when I was twelve
I was dancing when I was aaah
I danced myself right out the womb
Is it strange to dance so soon
I danced myself right out the womb
I was dancing when I was eight
Is it strange to dance so late
I danced myself into the tomb
Is it strange to dance so soon
I danced myself into the tomb
etc
03.17.09 at 1:53 pm
That guy is the greatest. What the fuck is wrong wichoo? You want him to be Danny Terrio or something? He’s got the most style in the world because he don’t give a fuck what nobody thinks. Aces.
03.17.09 at 2:16 pm
im being dead fucking serious here, but either my father who ran away and never came back has an identical twin that was separated from him at birth or this is what has become of him.
03.17.09 at 2:39 pm
@puberto ^
If that is your pops, he’s kinda hot.
& his taste in Canadian suits!
O MON DIEU C’EST MAGNIFIQUE
03.17.09 at 2:48 pm
I just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy!
03.17.09 at 3:15 pm
Vane$$a’s on the money with this sleazy nugget. I’d befriend him for the sole purpose of deploying a van skulking routine at an ex’s place.
The frequent complaint about Los Angeles is the scent of self-importance that rapes your nostrils upon arrival. So I’m always entertained when people fail to pick up their own aroma. Bashing LA is so LA.
03.17.09 at 4:00 pm
Is that the Box Elders??
03.17.09 at 4:02 pm
this is the only acceptable use of that song that i have ever come across. you are a genius. also did i spot you in a wholefoods by accident?
03.17.09 at 4:29 pm
no. both those dudes are great. maybe if the dude had cowboy boots to go with his canadian tuxedo. but still…he rocks.
03.17.09 at 4:37 pm
do0d in the back (shirt over head) is a wanker. foreground bro is lush. u have lost touch with modern man yo…
03.17.09 at 4:47 pm
Any man who wears a white belt should be hung by it from the nearest tree (unless they’re black, cause that shit’s just ignorant, man)
03.17.09 at 5:03 pm
one time in 2003 i told one of my guy friend’s that he should get a white belt as a joke. then 2008 rolls around he’s wearing one and i made fun of him and he said “you told me i’d look good with one….” shit.
03.17.09 at 5:33 pm
this redefines what is possible in a street carnage caption. because of this caption shit is now knowable.
03.17.09 at 6:36 pm
i bet he dates very beautiful out of shape girls.
03.17.09 at 7:31 pm
Holly-w0od comes to the Sudbury legion.
03.17.09 at 7:43 pm
he’s a guessing game. i guess he’s the type of guy that would either fuck me or kill me, or maybe both in his makeshift lean-to in the wilderness behind his parents’ house. it’s fun to play the guessing game. emotional stability is for suckers.
03.18.09 at 3:53 am
and his pretty long-haired friend would get jealous and fling my decapitated skull across the lean-to as my guessing game continued to fix his attention on my dismembered parts.
good photo, this one.
03.18.09 at 3:56 am
Looks like a fun friend, I have to say. But I wouldn’t go to a diner with him, because I bet it looks really nasty when he eats.
03.18.09 at 8:06 am
@jetpack: lol, I scrolled back up and stared at the photo and I just thought “yes jetpack, yes, yes, yes, so true”
03.18.09 at 10:28 am
Looks like a guy I used to work construction with.
03.18.09 at 10:47 am
I think this guy is the guy who works over at the video place in Greenpoint, he has a cool Pig Destroyer shirt and is a totally decent and friendly person who probably took a bad photo because of st. patricks day or something and the other guy looks like jason mewes if jason mewes were really into iggy pop.
03.18.09 at 9:11 pm
That’s what it’s like when everyone’s dancing. It’s a silly-looking activity.
03.19.09 at 12:49 am
Jesse F Keeler?
03.19.09 at 3:13 am
Wow, his girlfriend has no rack at all.
03.19.09 at 10:35 am
this took a sad reality to a hilarious new level
03.24.09 at 9:22 pm
Looks like the dudes from the box elders.
03.29.09 at 12:52 pm
*pukes*
04.12.09 at 2:26 am
Violent Bullshit crooner or Lester Bangs or both?
06.01.09 at 7:50 pm