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It’s impossible to look hot in the cold so just relax, listen to music and mull over the boner onslaught you are going to hit us with in the spring.

This entry was posted on 03.19.09 at 11:24 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

nacirema Says:

no matter the season she will be giving me any boners

03.19.09 at 11:56 am
whiners suck Says:

^ so you likey or no?

03.19.09 at 12:18 pm
Gil Gerard Says:

Egg yolk. That’s all I’m seeing. Some huge bird dropped a raw egg on her.

03.19.09 at 1:35 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

See my comment from this morning. This chick is only 1/2 a kitty less than those 2 put together. It’s another 4 receiving the an 8 cuz someone is feeling the pain of having to wake up next to the same women for the rest of forever infinity.

If variety is the spice of life, I prefer this morning was fresh basil and this is lowrys celery salt.

03.19.09 at 2:36 pm
ya muvva Says:

plop

03.19.09 at 10:15 pm
cum mental Says:

IT IS NOT impossible to look hot in the cold if your hot

you’re hot (not oweners of Site) you’re hot that cunt I want rIIIGHHT?

anybody thinking La Roux is looking as fuckable as Ron Weasely? niggas?? Anybody gotta TRU DAT? *trudat* I SAY WHAT Trudat I SAAIIIY WAAAAAHNT??! TRUDAT! YA DUN KNOW

03.21.09 at 10:20 pm
KITTEH Says:

WHYYY is there still snow? This is MTL?

03.22.09 at 9:16 pm
srsly Says:

that’s fucking hilarious ! we must drink to your success on this one!

04.04.09 at 11:36 pm

STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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