So I go to my buddy, “Who the fuck do you think you are, Captain Pussyhound?”?and then we hear this voice behind us go, “Actually, I’M Captain Pussyhound”?and I was like, “Holy Shit, that just came off the dome!?I didn’t know it was an actual guy” but he didn’t hear me because he was already getting laid.
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Shouldn’t “Capt. Pussyhound” bear some resemblance to, oh i don’t know, someone who might have actually seen a pussy? Just saying
03.22.09 at 10:32 am
Remember when they kicked this guy out of Public Enemy?
03.22.09 at 10:55 am
Also
A to the Q: Who still buys Micheal Jackson records?
03.22.09 at 10:56 am
my husband
03.22.09 at 11:47 am
More like engineer of the cock train.
03.22.09 at 12:37 pm
hey look it’s a well-dressed gay guy.
look at that.
03.22.09 at 2:07 pm
Eh, more like Junior Lieut Pussyhound.
03.22.09 at 4:03 pm
john mayer has become so full of himself.
03.22.09 at 6:01 pm
its D-Double E from the Newham Generals you fools.
03.22.09 at 6:52 pm
He should be a 9. Aye captain!
03.22.09 at 7:53 pm
ymca
03.22.09 at 9:11 pm
I want my damn shades back, man.
03.23.09 at 12:56 am
“Remember when they kicked this guy out of Public Enemy?”
win.
while you y.d.f.c. folks (young dumb and full of cum) are scratching your heads all “you mean flavor flav?” the folks who get it (old fuckers) get a chuckle.
which reminds me, if public enemy came around today folks would call them super black nationalist. i am depressed.
03.23.09 at 2:48 am
Holla
03.23.09 at 4:04 am
he looks mildly schizophrenic… this is the type of dude who can lower a girl’s self-esteem by like three whole points in the 30 seconds it takes for him to attempt to mack her down… when one of these comes up to me I’m like “shit for some reason I came out of the house dressed as a desperate person, otherwise this fool wouldn’t be wasting our time” and then I have to go get very drunk somewhere and build up my confidence again.
03.23.09 at 5:34 am
i hate it but its prolly true
03.23.09 at 7:16 am
and never returned any of Fred’s calls … like a real asshole, a real gay asshole.
03.23.09 at 8:12 am
what the fuck?
I said he looked like the Mr. Speedy Delivery, if Mr. Speedy Delivery never returned the calls of Fred Rogers.
03.23.09 at 8:13 am
and Mr. Speedy Delivery sold crystal meth
03.23.09 at 8:13 am
in a third world nation
03.23.09 at 8:14 am
to children soldiers
03.23.09 at 8:14 am
I wish I didn’t want to fuck this pretentious shit, but I’m such a sucker for it. FHC you nailed it.
03.23.09 at 10:06 am
He’s a 10. I’m in love.
03.23.09 at 10:33 am
ahhhh.
03.23.09 at 3:07 pm
your captions are like a prog rock song. long and pointless.
03.23.09 at 3:09 pm
he dates unattractive women but hangs at gay bars and offers to give guys a ride home at the end of the night. he then demands blow jobs of them and threatens to leave them in a bad section of town at 3 a.m. he fucked his sister when they were in their early teens. his name is papa cass. or not.
03.23.09 at 3:43 pm
Oh, no, this is ADMIRAL Pussyhound. Easy mistake.
03.23.09 at 4:43 pm
new taco bell unifrom?
03.23.09 at 5:43 pm
you know, cus he’s brown?
03.23.09 at 5:44 pm
perving aint easy (yes it is thank you street boners)
03.24.09 at 12:32 am
this caption was great, fuck you
03.24.09 at 8:49 pm
slim.
he’s aight.
good dude.
gets bitches i sometimes want.
04.12.09 at 2:21 am