If you’re wearing track pants with no underwear, white tights with red high heels and short shorts is a recipe for disaster.
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STREET BONER 1127
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going to the Bodega to get a bag to put over your head!!!!
04.07.09 at 12:45 pm
Wow. This is impressive. White tights usually equal ugh embodied, but she is killing it.
04.07.09 at 12:51 pm
great, right up until you get to the shoes. why would she match her shoes to her lipstick? black high heel mary janes would have made this a 10. and a wider stiff black belt instead of the brown one would have made it a 10+.
04.07.09 at 12:54 pm
quiero comer su chocha
04.07.09 at 1:17 pm
bingo bango bongo
04.07.09 at 1:28 pm
where are they? an actor’s movement studio?
04.07.09 at 1:34 pm
Boo to the hipster halo.
04.07.09 at 1:38 pm
a stooor forr hipsterrr clofes
04.07.09 at 1:51 pm
i could shatter glass with this here boner.
04.07.09 at 2:03 pm
click those shoes three times & teleport onto my boner.
04.07.09 at 2:18 pm
BOOOOOOOOOING!!!!!
04.07.09 at 2:34 pm
sweet sassy molassey?
04.07.09 at 2:47 pm
About once a month I come on here and see a boner and i say something like, “I would do [hyperbolic terrible thing] to [crude euphemism for sexual intercourse] this [girl].”
so yeah that for this one
04.07.09 at 2:59 pm
I can’t explain it, but this is making her legs and hips look really, really nice. Slight butterface, but that Tin Man guy’s bringing back some kind of Mexican bag, so we should manage. Also, tits?
04.07.09 at 3:36 pm
I think Synthia looks way better in this post. Way to redeem yourself, ‘girl.’
04.07.09 at 3:46 pm
looks like forever 21 threw up on her.
close, but no cigar.
04.07.09 at 4:03 pm
why so serious?
04.07.09 at 4:33 pm
God I hope she gets her period while wearing this.
04.07.09 at 8:17 pm
Hello, Sex Goblin.
04.07.09 at 8:58 pm
Glass? Thats it mr. Homeless?
I could shatter rock
My boner is in fact rock hard, but of a much harder/denser rock than that of the rock it is about to break.
Because that is my fetish.
Rock Cocking.
04.07.09 at 9:13 pm
Other than the Joker wide-smile lipstick, she is maj poundable… Maybe the lipstick makes it better too… it’d be all over the pillow afterward…
04.07.09 at 10:02 pm
(that last post was no ‘Still very much not a tree’ from the previous post.) My browser did it, I wouldn’t want to steal mister rick cocking’s identity… he’d have to post as The Real Still Very Much Not A Tree then…
04.07.09 at 10:03 pm
good lord. what have we become.
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04.07.09 at 10:13 pm
idgi (the caption)
04.07.09 at 10:43 pm
“Slight butterface” really GG? jeeeeeeeeez
04.08.09 at 2:13 am
she looks like a nice girl. She is younger than me. horny.
04.08.09 at 3:39 am
total butterface – not to mention her eyes and smile read “accept me? please?!” outfit looks pretty much a ridiculous mess, esp the stupid skinny headband. i think she is trying way too hard.
04.08.09 at 4:28 am
boner poppin fresh
04.08.09 at 7:42 am
Yeah, maybe it’s the stencil-on cosmetic attack. Her -top- third is clearly the least interesting third.
04.08.09 at 11:38 am
at first I didnt get the caption either, then i looked down at my boner and was like “ohhhhh, if i had on my “tearaway basketball im at the rucker nigga” track pants i would have an obviboner.” I get it now.
04.08.09 at 11:39 am
what’s really good late april/early may??
04.08.09 at 2:06 pm
# Anonymous Says:
04.07.09 at 12:54 pm
great, right up until you get to the shoes. why would she match her shoes to her lipstick? black high heel mary janes would have made this a 10. and a wider stiff black belt instead of the brown one would have made it a 10+.
I disagree on all counts.
04.08.09 at 7:33 pm
These thighs have been on my mind for 24 fucking hours now.
04.08.09 at 11:15 pm
I disagree on all counts…but I’m not going to tell you why.
I’M A 500 LB KITTEH. MEEOOOWWWW.
04.08.09 at 11:42 pm
I like how the photographer was in this one
04.09.09 at 1:40 am
So Emily takes all the Streetboners huh?
04.09.09 at 4:05 am
I fellow singles,
i think that bird is fit like, i am lovin thewhite tights and red shoe combo, she looks like a lovely girl and i would totally spring for a mid-priced meal somewhere and a cab back to mine for some top-shagging-action.
Me mum would be proud you fuckin bazzers!
04.09.09 at 8:47 am
Those are pumps, not high heels. And she has Rachael Ray’s face. Six.
04.09.09 at 8:57 am
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/04/08/fashion/20090409-topshop-slideshow_6.html
04.09.09 at 4:50 pm
^^^^ oh damn
04.10.09 at 11:47 pm
id like my face between her legs and my cock in her mouth. im not not sure how good she looks nekkid
04.12.09 at 2:06 am
GEMMA CAPLAN “Sometimes I feel like being all girly and cutesy, sometimes I feel like being rock-y.”
Photo: Damon Winter/The New York Times
04.12.09 at 8:50 pm
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04.14.09 at 3:15 am
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04.14.09 at 3:17 am
i think everyone on here who has commented needs to actually reconsider there lives. To have the time to sit and criticise someone so harshly who you dont know says so much about you all.
04.29.09 at 3:26 pm
YOU MAKE ME SICK, GET A LIFE! THIS GIRL IS CUTE AND OBVIOUSLY HAS THE GUTS TO WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS
05.05.09 at 5:32 pm