When you see an ex-girlfriend and she looks WAY better than when you guys were going out, it makes you want to force feed her donuts.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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She’s got a nice lower half, she’s still a shithead though, look at that hat.
04.08.09 at 12:58 pm
I had a girl that used to come to my house just to give me blowjobs and cook me dinner, then i’d play madden and smoke weed then bj and fuck and she would bounce. It was like a dream come true. I dont know how I fucked that up but I did. I saw her the other day and let go of my girls hand like the shit was covered in battery acid. I woulda let her shit on my chest just to see her naked again. :’(
04.08.09 at 1:13 pm
cigarette is a no.
04.08.09 at 1:14 pm
or, force feed her (wait for it…) your cock.
04.08.09 at 1:28 pm
these tapered jeans don’t look good. on practically no one. certainly not on this chick. your legs got to be real skinny. shoes are trying to help the legs look skinny but taint helping. this combination is what you wear when your sense of irony is so overdeveloped that you can’t even tell what you like. also–coup de grace–where you goin with that suitcase girl?! i redub this bitch a 4.
04.08.09 at 1:49 pm
i love calling chicks shitheads
04.08.09 at 2:07 pm
that bitch
04.08.09 at 2:20 pm
SHe looks like she had a remorseful sexual encounter with an ethnic coke dealer or two in the past.
04.08.09 at 2:21 pm
This one looks mean, which sort of frees you up to pull all the harsh shit you wouldn’t normally try with a nice girl. I mean, who cares if a mean girl can’t sit down without a pillow for a few days?
04.08.09 at 2:51 pm
she’s looks my ex-girlfriend. my DEAD ex-girlfriend.
04.08.09 at 2:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfkb4qLIQ7k&feature=related
04.08.09 at 2:55 pm
ew. this girl is a no no no. ha!
04.08.09 at 3:06 pm
so, do you guys think it’s cool to talk like your still in high school? yes, i know this girl personally and she’s fucking nuts but one of the best lays ever. don’t knock it til you tried it.
and try and start talking about women like actual people, douchebags.
04.08.09 at 3:47 pm
Pheadra, don’t be such a bi shithead.
04.08.09 at 4:00 pm
i win i win i win
04.08.09 at 4:17 pm
Pheadra – die slow
04.08.09 at 4:29 pm
Jesus, get a smaller handbag, stop looking like a man and then call me back.
04.08.09 at 4:44 pm
her necklace sucks.
& what’s with all of the red shoes?
04.08.09 at 4:49 pm
sluts like red shoes
04.08.09 at 4:52 pm
I accidentally typed ‘StreetBonerds’ into google.
Ha.
Street. Bone. Nerds.
Ha. haa.
04.08.09 at 5:20 pm
She looks both evil and cold. Literally and figuratively on the latter. Fuck that.
04.08.09 at 5:43 pm
# frankly mr. stankly Says:
04.08.09 at 1:49 pm
these tapered jeans don’t look good. on practically no one. certainly not on this chick. your legs got to be real skinny. shoes are trying to help the legs look skinny but taint helping. this combination is what you wear when your sense of irony is so overdeveloped that you can’t even tell what you like. also–coup de grace–where you goin with that suitcase girl?! i redub this bitch a 4.
Knows nothing about fashion.
04.08.09 at 7:31 pm
I bet her voice is really high pitched and nasal/she can’t hold her liquor.
04.08.09 at 7:50 pm
if i say
“those tapered jeans don’t look good”
that’s because those tapered jeans don’t look good.
it ain’t a question of “knowing about fashion.”
if “knowing about fashion” can turn shit that don’t look good into something awesome, then man i wanna matriculate in mthrfuckin fashion school right now cuz every lady would look like a fuckin MAGIC 10 to me all damn day down the street.
04.08.09 at 10:22 pm
I know even less about fashion. That’s why I disagree with other comments and then offer no solid critique of my own.
Basically, I’m full of shit with nothing to back up my statements.
04.08.09 at 11:38 pm
I AM A FIVE HUNDRED POUND KITTEH. MEEEOWWW.
04.08.09 at 11:40 pm
why is it that the older you get, the more gross smoking is, even when you’re a smoker? When you’re in high school you think that kids who smoke are the coolest evar (reason I started) but now that I’m the roughly the same age as Liza Minelli, I can’t get over how ugly and stinky it is. This girl is proof; take any reasonably attractive person and stick a cigarette in their mouth and watch the cute just ooze away.
I really ought to quit.
04.09.09 at 5:58 am
the lower half good.
My ex girlfriend now has fat arms.
Needless to say i am over the moon.
regards.
04.09.09 at 8:55 am
She gets five or maybe six. No way this is an eight if http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-638/ is an eight too–there’s just no comparison!
Lapdance girl gets a four at best.
04.09.09 at 10:21 am
her face looks like my greasy ex art teacher’s
04.09.09 at 11:17 am
@ fuck haute…
why are all your posts sprinkled with personal anecdotes?
TMI
04.09.09 at 11:51 am
^ im the real ew and i DONT approve of this comment. i approve of personal anecdotes. Unless they rn’t funny. wait, fuck haute coutures anecdote wasnt really a knee slapper so maybe i DO approve of this comment. My dad calls mountain dew mountain don’t cuz it sux.no, he doesn’t, i just made that up.
04.09.09 at 4:32 pm
did this lady tell you to take her picture in mid-drag? if she did, she probably came from a broken home.
04.09.09 at 6:21 pm
LOL @ last two “KITTEH” postings.
ps @ frankly mr. stankly :
When I said knows nothing about fashion, I was more so referring to your ” these tapered jeans don’t look good. on practically no one” and ” where you goin with that suitcase girl?!”
04.09.09 at 9:07 pm
# ew Says:
04.09.09 at 11:51 am
@ fuck haute…
why are all your posts sprinkled with personal anecdotes?
TMI
the internet is full of too much information. if you really don’t want to be too informed of my information here is a hint: skip reading my comments? my screen name is too long for you to “accidentally” read them.
honestly people do you all really need babysitters that bad?
04.10.09 at 4:17 am
The black, the beanie, and the bag all scream “NO”, but the shoes say “If you play your cards right you can come on my face”
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