These outfits look like the kind of crazy and delicious sandwich you come up with when your cupboards are bare.

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42 Comments
  1. Red Says:

    The other day I made a grilled cheese out of some almost rotten swiss cheese and filled it full of jalapenos. I took out the dry factor by dipping it into mustard and mayonnaise. It was the best sandwich I ever had in my life and I didn’t even know I had food in the house.


  2. Loomis Says:

    Scanwiches is way better than Why You’re Fat
    http://scanwiches.com/


  3. Anonymous Says:

    fantastic. yummy shoes on both.


  4. LAME Says:

    Street Boners Censoring Comments!!!

    Just posted one that they took down. Fucking Lame!!!!


  5. bob "pistol whippin' tail and sippin' ale" barker Says:

    this is pretty real.

    this is a for real wank fantasy. damn


  6. You're Doing It Wrong (the original) Says:

    brown belt w/black socks is a no.


  7. Vane$$a Says:

    A couple of cute looking dudes. I do them.


  8. Ruby Says:

    I agree about the brown belt. Girl on the right has an amazing smile though.


  9. frankly mr. stankly Says:

    man before now i never knew i was into softball thighs…


  10. nacirema Says:

    They look like they’re ready to leave.


  11. imyar Says:

    sorry brown belt with black red blue grey anything goes. esp with black though cos it’s an in yer face gross old man gave up thing. think about it. then think about it again.


  12. homeless. Says:

    oh my god, scanwiches!!!


  13. idk Says:

    men’s dress shoes are the new loafers


  14. idk Says:

    butter and sugar sandwhich


  15. idk Says:

    btw i just made myself a peanutbutter (is that two words?) banana and honey sandwhich


  16. BAPS Says:

    this picture was taken on the set of 90210


  17. DickZits Says:

    Isn’t that the broad from the Wonder Years?


  18. Tornados and Rain a comin' Says:

    Der ya go


  19. streetbummers Says:

    these bitches look like they’s from the mfkng stone age


  20. time travel for retards Says:

    “the mfkng stone age” you mean the 80s


  21. blah Says:

    Yuk to both of them. I’d hit it, but it would be at 2AM and after I’d texted a few sure things… I’m too straight to know what I’m talking about with the hair, shoes and clothes, (“oh, the one on the left’s bangs look so 1976″ – or some such) but something looks off.


  22. KITTEH Says:

    YUCK.


  23. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    small town girls give me a rash. i can smell the effort from here.


  24. Small Towns Rule! Says:

    looks like there is some hairy beavers running around town


  25. duc Says:

    hey bitch i like those red shoes you borrowed.


  26. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    lame bangs and grandma lipstick for the girl on the left, but they are a couple of babes no doubt


  27. stuffstuuuuufff Says:

    they are indeed babes, but look like they follow everything whowhatwear.com tells them to do… boring!


  28. anonymisour Says:

    guys who comment about where these girls learn how to dress, or what size town they’re from, or say they’re too straight to comment about their hair and then comment about it = fags


  29. poo-say Says:

    relish ,turkey (thin sliced) and ricotta cheese=Best random sandwhich ever!!
    & whats with the 80s hair??? the girl on the left needs a bob hair cut
    and the girl on the left needs some highlights and a flat iron


  30. goombleuttoms Says:

    they look like they dont look good naked at all. but nice faces.


  31. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    @ anonymisor: i’m not a fag i’m a girl. smooth move ex lax.


  32. melsa Says:

    didn’t we bury bangs in the fashion grave yard last summer? no? no? yes, yes we did.


  33. jerkoff Says:

    man do i want to eat that brunette’s ass.


  34. yep Says:

    there’s something weird about these chicks

    oh right, i’m a fag


  35. lolz Says:

    im sorryyyyy but the one one the left looks like such a midwestern housewife. pretty girl though
    the one on the right is sassy, though


  36. ur doing it rong Says:

    OMG Winnie Cooper is a fucking dreamy. You know she’s like a scientist now IRL. Nevermind I just googled, she wrote some math books, but Blossom is a scientist, that I don’t have to check.


  37. Gil Gerard Says:

    Oh, I’ve seen this one! It’s on page 16 of “Making the Jump To Lipstick Lesbian In 10 Easy Steps.” They’re on step 4.


  38. Gil Gerard Says:

    whats up with those bangs?


  39. wolfshirt420 Says:

    damn yo these girlz be whack as hell


  40. Gil Gerard Says:

    Looks like Zena and Natasha Bedingfield.


  41. LeftAsRain Says:

    Choo Choo! next stop… bangtown


  42. cadetcactus Says:

    her shoes match her redeye


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