
If Puerto Rican girls stopped swearing all the time and moved to France, I would stick a beret on my dick so fast it would make its head spin.










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Ugh.
05.01.09 at 11:32 am
that is one hell of a radiator.
there, i said something positive.
05.01.09 at 11:38 am
Puerto Ricans: The most beautiful women in the world, until they open their mouths.
05.01.09 at 11:38 am
try to work fritos and hawaiian punch into the joke next time! Your caption is still pretty fuckin’ funny however!!!!!
you can picture your beret’d head spinning at a thousand revolutions per second per second like a black & decker drill bit!
05.01.09 at 11:44 am
that would probably make the swearing even worser whoever….but at least there would be a good fuckin’ reason for it in the first place!!!
05.01.09 at 11:45 am
looks like that vashti kola chick, but uglier
05.01.09 at 12:16 pm
ok, this one is actually a 10, until as someone else said she opens her mouth and turns into rosie perez from “white men cant jump”
05.01.09 at 12:41 pm
Nice Hand sir, you have done it. You said the exactly what i was thinking.
05.01.09 at 1:18 pm
NINTH!!!
You could drive a Mack truck through my gaper.
05.01.09 at 1:26 pm
I like how she smile all innocent when she caught stealin a rug
05.01.09 at 3:14 pm
if you don’t LOVE how puerto rican woman sound, then you are a huge faggot.
05.01.09 at 6:05 pm
fail
05.01.09 at 6:16 pm
A definite 10 ! In light of her, I feel previous girl should be demoted to an 8. Man, I feel like a sexist Irish pig.
05.01.09 at 7:40 pm
She looks like she’d bite your dick off.
05.01.09 at 8:19 pm
Now that’s a solid choice. But a 9. And no white girls should ever get 10s–especially that last one, who is clearly a bundle of anxieties and ambition-sans-aptitude.
05.01.09 at 8:40 pm
and where’s my fucken em dash? —
05.01.09 at 8:41 pm
hot
05.01.09 at 9:06 pm
She should be STREET BONER 666 with those diabolical brow arches…
05.01.09 at 10:40 pm
Fritos!
05.01.09 at 11:51 pm
meh. the tights ruin the outfit, but then again i’m a girl, so… yeah.
05.02.09 at 1:17 am
They don’t all swear all the time, unlike the GhettoRicans on the southside of Williamsburg.
I passed a group of high school girls on South 3rd street planning a fight between two of them. “Dis bitch gonna fight dat nigga tomorrow..” etc. etc…
05.02.09 at 2:44 am
@srsly: you can picture your beret’d head spinning at a thousand revolutions per second per second like a black & decker drill bit!
eh whatever, prolly just WALKA TO DA MUZEUM
05.02.09 at 2:35 pm
Back up
05.02.09 at 5:05 pm
She should lose 5 kittens for that horrible Kitchen curtain she calls a dress!
05.02.09 at 5:30 pm
shes like black guys.nuff said.
05.03.09 at 3:39 am
man I don’t know what choo all talkin bout.
She deserves the 10 kittehs she got.
Puerto Rican or not.
05.03.09 at 2:16 pm
A fucken MEN!
puerto rican girls woooooooooffff
05.03.09 at 4:27 pm
I want to be inside of her.
05.04.09 at 8:24 am
puerto rican girls are teh w00t.
05.04.09 at 4:13 pm
ARE WOMEN ARE THE BEST BUT U FAGS WOULDNT NO CUZ YOUR GAY PORNO SMUGGLERS AND TAKE IT UP THE POOP SHOOT FUCKING WHITE BITCHES
06.14.09 at 11:58 am
Eww her outfits hideous.. But I bet she culd fukk gudd
11.04.09 at 6:23 pm