If Puerto Rican girls stopped swearing all the time and moved to France, I would stick a beret on my dick so fast it would make its head spin.

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31 Comments
  1. ZLUR Says:

    Ugh.


  2. Anonymous Says:

    that is one hell of a radiator.

    there, i said something positive.


  3. Loomis Says:

    Puerto Ricans: The most beautiful women in the world, until they open their mouths.


  4. srsly Says:

    try to work fritos and hawaiian punch into the joke next time! Your caption is still pretty fuckin’ funny however!!!!!

    you can picture your beret’d head spinning at a thousand revolutions per second per second like a black & decker drill bit!


  5. srsly Says:

    that would probably make the swearing even worser whoever….but at least there would be a good fuckin’ reason for it in the first place!!!


  6. ZLUR Says:

    looks like that vashti kola chick, but uglier


  7. omg soooo randum Says:

    ok, this one is actually a 10, until as someone else said she opens her mouth and turns into rosie perez from “white men cant jump”


  8. Glenn Manzig Says:

    Nice Hand sir, you have done it. You said the exactly what i was thinking.


  9. Street Boning is Zlur Says:

    NINTH!!!

    You could drive a Mack truck through my gaper.


  10. stick it in Says:

    I like how she smile all innocent when she caught stealin a rug


  11. glendon rusch Says:

    if you don’t LOVE how puerto rican woman sound, then you are a huge faggot.


  12. power bottom beezy Says:

    fail


  13. Jay Says:

    A definite 10 ! In light of her, I feel previous girl should be demoted to an 8. Man, I feel like a sexist Irish pig.


  14. Anonymous Says:

    She looks like she’d bite your dick off.


  15. Leering in Larchmont Village Says:

    Now that’s a solid choice. But a 9. And no white girls should ever get 10s–especially that last one, who is clearly a bundle of anxieties and ambition-sans-aptitude.


  16. Leering in Larchmont Village Says:

    and where’s my fucken em dash? —


  17. todd Says:

    hot


  18. Robert Langdon Says:

    She should be STREET BONER 666 with those diabolical brow arches…


  19. lowdirt Says:

    Fritos!


  20. shadaroba Says:

    meh. the tights ruin the outfit, but then again i’m a girl, so… yeah.


  21. Garbage and Car Alarms Says:

    They don’t all swear all the time, unlike the GhettoRicans on the southside of Williamsburg.
    I passed a group of high school girls on South 3rd street planning a fight between two of them. “Dis bitch gonna fight dat nigga tomorrow..” etc. etc…


  22. dapwell Says:

    @srsly: you can picture your beret’d head spinning at a thousand revolutions per second per second like a black & decker drill bit!

    eh whatever, prolly just WALKA TO DA MUZEUM


  23. Lance Kilby Says:

    Back up


  24. poo-say Says:

    She should lose 5 kittens for that horrible Kitchen curtain she calls a dress!


  25. jn Says:

    shes like black guys.nuff said.


  26. gutthole the original Says:

    man I don’t know what choo all talkin bout.

    She deserves the 10 kittehs she got.

    Puerto Rican or not.


  27. Yes-Know Says:

    A fucken MEN!
    puerto rican girls woooooooooffff


  28. penis Says:

    I want to be inside of her.


  29. ur doing it rong Says:

    puerto rican girls are teh w00t.


  30. RICO Says:

    ARE WOMEN ARE THE BEST BUT U FAGS WOULDNT NO CUZ YOUR GAY PORNO SMUGGLERS AND TAKE IT UP THE POOP SHOOT FUCKING WHITE BITCHES


  31. irish platter pus Says:

    Eww her outfits hideous.. But I bet she culd fukk gudd


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