Bums are a great barometer of what trends have finally made it to the garbage (sorry Zoo York and diamond jeans).
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STREET BONER 1118
Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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It’s true!
04.29.09 at 11:58 am
i think he just took that off some passed out white person on ludlow. The diamond jeans fell out a mexicans backpack.
04.29.09 at 12:06 pm
LMAO!!! Favorite one in a minute!
04.29.09 at 12:15 pm
this is my new favourite street boner. you’ve struck gold with this one.
04.29.09 at 12:51 pm
Can they please start wearing Ed Hardy now!!
04.29.09 at 12:58 pm
Guys like this are funny as shit if you actually talk to them. It’s too bad 85% of people in America are deathly afraid of them.
04.29.09 at 1:07 pm
fuck you. who made you the fashion police? i’ll still be tucking in my hoodies thank you very much
04.29.09 at 1:17 pm
hahahahaha – really good one. all bums should have to wear mark ecko at all times. hate that fuckng guy.
04.29.09 at 1:18 pm
Fucking hipster.
04.29.09 at 1:20 pm
Harold Hunter is rolling in his grave.
04.29.09 at 1:47 pm
It’s 2pm in the afternoon and i’m getting trashed reading Street Carnage (because my husband wants to eat left overs for our first year anniversary so I decided I’m having a pity party for one).Why not do shots of Absinthe alone? “Show me that you still love me after 1 year of marriage. Spend your time and energy on me so I know I’m special.”
Anyways, Dude’s jeans are kinda cool.
I’m sweating and drunk dialing and crying to all my friends with corporate jobs in the middle of the afternoon. sucks to be all u fuckers with real jobs. I teach yoga. I’m on the path to enlightenment but I’m fucking broke (but marriage to someone who has a job) but I won’t be broke forever because i’ll whore myself to Yoga Journal through provocative ads with cool socks and my leg behind my head – then I’ll be rich and then I’ll be some one. Until then I’ll keep aligning my spine to reach the divine. Apparently, my dreams are reasonable because I grew up believing that THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO was a big cool city. The northern lights, loons and the silence told me “you will be some one.”…or maybe that was the TV…anyways. Turns out, I don’t know better. I live in NYC now so I’m super cool. Well, at least cooler than all those people from Thunder Bay that got pregnant (or impregnated someone) and live in a vinyl sided house w/ a broken swing set and watch American Idol and post their child’s first steps to Facebook. Now that I’ve publicly (anonymously /cowardly) belittled most of my high school friends – I feel better about myself. And I think I’m better than that guy in the picture too, for some reason. Can’t figure out exactly why?
04.29.09 at 2:10 pm
^ A winnar is YOU!!1
http://tinyurl.com/uwinner
04.29.09 at 3:31 pm
his teeth spilled out on his jeans like bread crumbs.
04.29.09 at 3:50 pm
Look what you did to Zoo York, Ashton Kutcher. Stay Away from Mishka, Motherfucker.
04.29.09 at 3:51 pm
Thunder Bay is like swine flu. Can’t get away from it. Why are we always running into each other like this?
04.29.09 at 4:34 pm
why is that white college students who go to art school go through this period where they think homeless people are magical and somehow posess secret world weary wisdom that can help you survive?
They are homeless … they failed, they are not magical … they are F*CKED. Black, White, Hispanic, Chinese, Indian … homeless people are a blight and eyesore.
04.29.09 at 5:39 pm
He actually makes this look cool.
04.29.09 at 5:46 pm
i was just in rural southern india and dudes be rocking the ed hardy down there
04.29.09 at 5:51 pm
I Heart Swine Flu!
Ma dad goes to me the toother day – “thum Israeli fuckers refuse to call it SWINE flu coz of the piggy conitations”
I fucking pissed my pants at that one.
Homeless people jokes tho…hmmm its all a bit fucking “Viceland” innit? Nathen fuckin Barley!
04.29.09 at 6:34 pm
I’m doin’ this with ugg boots and Lululemon designer yoga clothes. That twat a couple posts up with the unfaithful husband sparked it up into my mind tank.
Stretched out hood leaned way over to one side, notice!
04.29.09 at 7:40 pm
Has anyone ever seen an attractive homeless person? Pics?
04.29.09 at 7:44 pm
“Chinese homeless person” you say foreigner(the band)………sure buddy, there’s more of a chance of you seeing the elusive north american yeti. Oh and haven’t you ever seen “the fisher king” freedom means nothing else to lose homie.
04.29.09 at 8:15 pm
shuda been: ” WITE PEEPPOL R TRYYIN TA KIL MEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!! “
04.29.09 at 11:01 pm
This guy is such a happy dude, he lives for high fives.
04.30.09 at 1:55 am
sick aisics
04.30.09 at 2:45 am
there are chinese homeless people by statistics alone … in china there have to be homeless people. In NYC there is a homeless lady who is chinese and recycles can for change … Asains are not magical animals that can not be killed by any means known to man, they are just humans capable of fucking up like the rest of us. myth busted.
04.30.09 at 5:48 am
The Fisher King or the Lion King … either way you cut it, you wake up with it in the morning bro. get real, wake up.
04.30.09 at 6:00 am
Best one in a while!
04.30.09 at 7:07 am
YES! this is what street boners SHOULD be. more of this!! and “crazy girls are to men what assholes are to women” type captions and you are SOLID SOLD GOLD.
04.30.09 at 10:55 am
no one thinks homeless people are magic, gavin just likes people who do drugs.
that’s the first thing I thought when I saw this was a ten. “He likes this dude cos he knows how to party”
what. the FUCK. is the motherfucking swine flu. On yahoo!.com it was like “oh god oh god swine flu is going to steal your children, pandemic proportions the world has not seen for 40 years: 10 ways to fluproof your home” and then I clicked over to yahoo.de to check the local weather and it was like “schweine grippe: kein Grund zur Panik” fuck you amis need to get a goddamn grip
04.30.09 at 11:06 am
i like that he’s looking all sharp with the belt and tucked-in hoodie. i sort of have a thing for nattily-dressed homeless men.
04.30.09 at 11:29 am
what?! im still rockin my diamond jeans. damnit!
04.30.09 at 5:08 pm
Foreigner(the band), I see this asian guy in dirty pants collecting cans all the time where I get coffee . Everytime I say to one of my friends that there aren’t asain bums, they say “what about that guy who collects cans?” Turns out asain bum drives a 2003 toyota truck (which he doesn’t live out of) and has a wife (who also collects cans as well) and i’m guessing has a place of residence, he just collects cans?….but hey ,feel free to read “Outliers” by Malcom Gladwell. he pretty much breaks down why you don’t see Asian bums. Good luck in your search in finding a rastafarian who doesn’t smoke weed as well.
04.30.09 at 5:09 pm
ok so he might not be as dapper as Wynton Marsalis,but he’s still got the winning smile and sleek physique of President Obama .
05.01.09 at 1:21 am
I dream of hobo’s giving out fashion advice
05.02.09 at 11:01 pm
man HR looks like shit
05.04.09 at 12:37 am