Only one in three males bothers to keep his foreskin clean, though it’s almost impossible to predict who.

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27 Comments
  1. Dingleberry Hopscotch Says:

    Yes. I clean mine…. small dick pride!!!


  2. Street Boning Says:

    The guy in the middle sucks a mean one.


  3. Street Boning Says:

    and every once in a while, three of those ones that DONT keep it clean get together to talk about their dirty foreskins…


  4. srsly Says:

    the two on either side do a piss poor job of keeping uncle-dad clean but they do toss a mean salad otherwise


  5. whoseit Says:

    I keep mine clean. Its not hard… its been in a glass jar filled with formaldehyde since I was a few weeks old. Actually, it seems rather difficult to get dirty.

    I think I would be embarrassed to have to pull out an anteater ever time I got laid. Seems really disgusting… or maybe thats the root of all biased behavior… hating what isn’t what you are/have.


  6. Carl Says:

    Wish I at least had the option to keep mine. Nature’s intended design will always be a mystery to me. It is pretty easy to keep clean though.


  7. holy fuck Says:

    carl, if your entire statement is accurate, you are a fag


  8. derek Says:

    is that a real fact?


  9. Elph Says:

    This old arguement again. They’re easy to keep clean, chicks dig how they feel, american chicks are scared of how they look.

    For more, go here..

    http://www.blognigger.com/2008/08/ask-blognigger-should-we-cut-our-kids.html


  10. KrackenSkulls Says:

    getting cut makes your dick look bigger at all times.

    This thread is now about which one you’d rather get arrested with/related to. I am going with grandpa camo in the middle.

    wtf book is that right dude is holding? fucking Dianetics or Tommyknockers?


  11. ew Says:

    wait, whoseit would be embarrassed to have a foreskin, BUT thinks its totally cool that he keeps his severed one in formaldehyde? Do u also abide by the old rule “its not gay if their dead?”


  12. Jakobi Says:

    Circumcision FTW!


  13. Farkakte Says:

    We Jews have been stockpiling our foreskins at a secret underground facility guarded by our Anglo-Saxon Reptilian Masters and the Illuminati.

    Each foreskin is used to clone ten more of us, and those ten clones are then put into cryogenic storage.

    One day we will march out of the Hollow Earth, get all of our stolen money back from Bernie Madoff and start busting kneecaps.

    [Unused Hebrew foreskins are made into Funyons and menthol cigarette filters.]


  14. ew Says:

    fark: maybe you could use all those collected foreskins to build an actual cock you jew cunt.


  15. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    Dirty foreskin smells like cheese and mayonnaise.


  16. SPIES Says:

    i vote moles-hes the under dog


  17. ew Says:

    ew at 11:35 stoled my tag but its cool cuz i stand by his statement. kinda.


  18. Enchilada Skateboard Says:

    Fact: Wearing double coats will shrink your head.


  19. James McTierbontham Says:

    Nothing will ever beat the sensation of pulling back the hood when you’re taking a huge piss, unless you’re inside of a vagina. Everything feels better uncircumcised.


  20. JUST A RRRASH Says:

    rha! hobos…


  21. whiners suck Says:

    uncircumcised cocks really don’t look much different than cut ones, and as I’ve said before I am more a fan of that au natural (and I am an American girlwoman) But really it doesn’t matter, I mean, if its stiff and stuffin ya it doesn’t make a diff if its got a hood on or not.


  22. Pollywantacracker Says:

    Simon Cowell needs to stop farting out boy bands and do some real work. This shit is getting ridiculous.


  23. tommy gun Says:

    dude in the middle has swagger. like his style.


  24. imyar Says:

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  25. Dork Says:

    I say NOTA. Just a guess.


  26. lol Says:

    hahahahah


  27. girly guts Says:

    I <3 uncircumcised dick because you can actually give one an effective handjob as a female. Circumcised is easier to suck though… less complexity.


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