Staring at short shorts is like looking into the eyes of the storm because everything you want out of life is stuffed into one cubic foot of canvas.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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Its as if the skies opened and the love of the lord spread across the land.
05.13.09 at 12:35 pm
i live in philadelphia. if i can find 20 girls today who are infinitely hotter than any one of your street boners, can i have your job?
05.13.09 at 12:46 pm
She’s got a face that only a mother could love but a body that makes me think I could be bi. Weird.
05.13.09 at 12:49 pm
Great caption. I don’t know how canvas relates to the eye of a storm, or what I would want from the eye of the storm, but the gist of it makes up for the logical trappings.
Also, you gotta stare at those shorts, cuz the rest is less than yummy.
05.13.09 at 12:49 pm
That’s the funniest joke you have ever written.
05.13.09 at 1:00 pm
I really want to go down on her but she can keep her shoes on.
05.13.09 at 1:10 pm
I don’t want!
05.13.09 at 1:13 pm
phenom bod, smokin’ shorts, face um, nice shoes?
05.13.09 at 1:20 pm
i bet she likes ‘em uncut.
05.13.09 at 1:37 pm
Gavin loves anyone in short shorts remember? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4QUUZqCp7g
05.13.09 at 1:38 pm
she looks like my aunt pam, thanks to that my boner has been compromised
05.13.09 at 2:29 pm
don’t laugh at that outlandish, oversized bag, she can’t afford a stroller because she spent all her money on those shoes to distract vision from the facial area
05.13.09 at 2:33 pm
she’s ugly
05.13.09 at 3:39 pm
anyone who thinks this girl is ugly needs to go back to Whiteyville and stay there forever. she blows your average “hot” anaemic hipster bitch out of the water.
this lady is beautiful and i love her face, her stance, her tiny waist and her awesome awesome legs.
you crackers are going to give her a michael jackson complex so cut it the fuck out.
05.13.09 at 4:25 pm
The Venus fly-trap of pussies.
05.13.09 at 4:30 pm
starring at that mug on the other hand…looks like krs1
05.13.09 at 4:32 pm
Agree with FHC, those legs are awesome.
05.13.09 at 6:55 pm
Jungle fever I have.
05.13.09 at 8:05 pm
Only the Gays are looking at her face. I’m mesmerized by the hint of cameltoe. I’m waiting for the gay Dude to weigh in about how he doesn’t like her handbag, so he can’t imagine having sex with her.
05.14.09 at 12:41 am
A cubic foot of canvas would cover a masseev ass
05.14.09 at 6:20 am
Actually, now that I think about it…. That handbag does make me more likely to have sex with her… Its big enough to fit over her head… (Oh! says Dice Clay)
05.14.09 at 9:24 am
cubic foot, eh?
05.14.09 at 10:16 am
Aunt Esther at 22.
07.13.09 at 4:08 pm