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42 Comments
  1. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    1st


  2. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    Are those the AZN’s from Last Nights Party? I wonder how many of those chicks Bronques rails.


  3. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Separated at birth, and now reunited for the first time in New York. This pair display indisputable physical proof of the differences between 1st world, and 3rd world upbringings.


  4. valeerie Says:

    @The Bedroom Athlete

    i spotted these two backstage at a MSTRKRFT show. Bronques was there too.


  5. valeerie Says:

    The dude with the white shirt in the background is 1/2 of MSTRKRFT whatever the fuck his name is. They suck, but whoa daaamn their backstage hoes are hella fooiiine.


  6. Street Boning Yellow Fever Says:

    This is like one of those meth face before and after pics.


  7. Lovely Lad Says:

    the dude on the left is obviously one of those BoyGirls from Thailand


  8. tommy gun Says:

    lmao at that caption.


  9. bloodclot Says:

    me rikey


  10. KrakenSkulls Says:

    dont get the caption, is that engrish? total ladyboy TRAPS.


  11. PHRENoLOGIST Says:

    Yes good Caption… the boy on the left is clearly much more asian then fellow on the right.


  12. the one in red... Says:

    …is a dude. I know for fact. I used to work with it at the Great Wall. Other one is it’s sister.


  13. Anonymous Says:

    definitely tone it down a bit… and thank you


  14. Jetpack Says:

    Solid caption. More kitties than the girls themselves.


  15. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    @ valeerie

    Agreed about The Masterkrafts. I wish people would stop doing party photos at the whole hypebeasty Steve Aoki masked DJ jerkoff sessions. There’s so many events that are OVER 9000 times better.

    PS What is it with all the alt bros wearing the “leather jacket with an American Apparel hoodie” on the party pic sites? Girls can pull it off, but a leather jacket on a guy is best accompanied by nothing.


  16. Danielle Says:

    @ Bedroom Athlete

    Please list some of these “so many events” that are 9000 times better. I’m just curious. Thanks.


  17. Bedroom Athlete Says:

    @ Danielle

    Lulz. It’s actually “OVER 9000″ times better. It doesn’t work if you just say “9000.” Click my name for more info. These places don’t play electro so you probably won’t like them. I Love you.

    Examples

    -Los Angeles
    Punky Reggae
    Part Time Punks – and any special event they hold
    Trojan Records night at Fais Do-Do

    -San Francisco
    Teenage Dance Craze -and any special event they hold
    Shutter
    Leisure


  18. ur doing it rong Says:

    When i was a kid we’d go to SLC to visit family. Whenever we stayed in a hotel I’d get an increased need for masturbation. I suspect it was something to do with the unfamiliar environs. Anyhow, having to share a room with my sister I’d leave breakfast early and do it in the bathroom with the local paper open to the sears ads. Getting off to pictures of women in overall shorts and sensible shoes requires alot of focus. I’m all growsd up now and the sears ads are prolly alot hotter, but if not i could print this shit out and go to the bathroom here at work and rub one out to lil dude left and his hot sister. Fully clothed jerkoff material is hard to come by, but here it has been found. Kudos sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.


  19. Ruby Says:

    Asian girls always seem to have the best bangs. Asian guys, like the one on the left, not so much.


  20. melsa Says:

    hahahahaha


  21. Sen. John McCain Says:

    That little guy on the left reminds me of a Viet Cong Sergeant that used to terrorize us at a P.O.W. camp in 1968…
    He used to stick bamboo shoots in our fingernails, and scream “Dinky Dao! Dinky Dao!”

    I miss you, Ngoc…


  22. theory Says:

    #1 LADYBOY FOR SURE, #2 LADYBOY MAYBE BUT I DONT CARE AS MUCH


  23. white power Says:

    part time punks reunited both “a certain ratio” and “pylon” for one of their festivals. so, yeah…those dudes are pretty cool. plus they had “spectrum” with full psychedelic light show one sunday.

    sunday nights at cinespace in hollywood can be fun. usually they have at least one good band and one good dj. or if you want a cool little diver that isn’t over-hyped you can hit up Crane’s Hollywood Tavern on el centro. the owner, darren crane, is hella cool and keeps a real nice vibe flowing up in that joint.

    in san francisco, on the other hand, i am out of the loop. but i’ve had some pretty amazing coked out nights at a bar call “Pops” on 24th and bryant. deep mission. went there quite a bit one summer when i was living in my van like a scuzzy mission trog. hey…no rent!


  24. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Word, Mr. Bedroom Athlete


  25. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    @ white power

    I found out about that too late. I was so pissed. Pylon is fucking rad, and that was the first time A Certain Ratio played in the US in 23 years.

    I live a couple blocks from Cinespace so I’ll check it out on Sunday next time. Thursdays at the Edison are rad too.


  26. Anonymous Says:

    @ Danielle
    GTFO mah s/b/tvc


  27. Hooray Yankee blue-jeans! Says:

    the (?) in the red looks like his/her name would be Vang or Phuk or Thuth or something weird like that. Cheekbones are the giveaway.


  28. Peter Mansbridge Says:

    Ladyboy or not, it’s still a twofer when the nuts be cold.


  29. Hey, you guys... Says:

    Tu-Doan it wrong


  30. Peyton Westlake Says:

    Asians are sarcastic now? Does this mean I’ll no longer be able to get cheap sweat pants on sale at Target? My Saturday Night Home Movie days are over forever. I’ll consider arming myself.


  31. not YOURS Says:

    @ white power

    pops in san francisco can suck my clit.

    its all about every other bar but that burnt out bike messenger den.


  32. E Says:

    @ whoever is talking about some show they saw lastweek-monday-sunday…whatever.

    shut the fuck up.

    we live in the middle of fucking nowhere. most of the people who read this blog don’t give a fuck about you little parties. go chit chat on twitter.


  33. Tom Myspace Says:

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=101482037&albumID=660626&imageID=2479514


  34. TOOT TOOT Says:

    The one on the right. :)


  35. pleb Says:

    this is kind of funny because girls don’t eat so they can get cheekbones like the one on the left but they don’t realise it just makes them look mannish, eheh


  36. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    awesome caption.


  37. eggrolls not ecstacy Says:

    CHINEEZZ HORZ


  38. Beef Says:

    methinks these chinks is thai


  39. don Says:

    ?


  40. Ph?ked Up Says:

    methinks these chinks is thai


  41. KITTEH Says:

    The best thing about these girls is that their names are My Tu and Cam Tu.


  42. mfk Says:

    Lady boy


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