This is the kind of thing you think is going to be way better than it actually turns out to be. Sort of like when teachers give inner city kids cameras and then have a photo show.

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37 Comments
  1. blah Says:

    What sort of Rube-Goldberg power-strip-orgasmic contraption have you depicted here? She ignores the drum set and piano in the background to toplessly “play” a series of pots, switches and pedals. Is something vibrating there that we’re not seeing?

    Now, if there were a Siamese BJ going on in the background, that would complete the picture.


  2. Hooray Yankee blue-jeans! Says:

    Oh shit, I didn’t know ‘the asymmetrical haircut headbanger duo’ was on tour!!. +1 kitties for tits, -7 for the haphazard soy milk placement in case she needs to vegan-ly refresh herself on the sly.


  3. The Oldest Man Alive Says:

    That’s the greatest picture Ive ever seen… this week.


  4. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Calm down.


  5. yeah Says:

    there’s something really lick-able about little nipples the same color as the rest of the breast.


  6. jOjo "Cockmeat" Turner Says:

    Looks like she could do a “7 inch split with the Newmore switchblades.


  7. homeless. Says:

    I still think you should have used the pic of her pouring the soy milk in and around her mouth.


  8. finally Says:

    hahahahahahahah…finally!


  9. Jojo "Cockmeat" Turner Says:

    UPLODE VIDEO PLEEZ


  10. NePlus Ultra Says:

    this shit is fucking dumb. stupid bitch. i hope that soy ilk spils onto that power strip and electrocutes her. oh, wait. this is art.

    disregard that


  11. Dirk Funk Says:

    providence?


  12. srsly Says:

    too bad she isn’t a true feminist, i coulda skeeted farther and further if she didn’t have to wear the jeans, anyway, 10 cunts i mean cats for her performance art


  13. charlie turner III Says:

    i’ve got to hear these tunes, does this rocker have a myspace?


  14. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Girl roadies often get electrocuted this way.


  15. imyar Says:

    the carton of soy really ruins what was already ruined, ruined squared.


  16. pubert Says:

    ha ha I love her little box of soy milk. after she’s finished she’ll take a big chug of it like she’s napolean dynamite.


  17. WhUUUUUT???? Says:

    I gots 6 words for ya: YET ANOTHER SET OF WIERD TITS


  18. Dork Says:

    ^^^ Exactly my thought!


  19. miss appalachian Says:

    why is this happening? clearly our parents were ignoring us.


  20. Wack-boy Says:

    No mater the level of stupidity, titties make it all good.


  21. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) Says:

    WELL I HATE HOW ALL THE GUYS IN THE ‘NOISE SCENE’ FEEL THE NEED TO TAKE THEY’RE SHIRT’S OF WHEN EVER THEY START TO FEEL THE MUSIC SO HARD


  22. Art School Dorm Lesbian Says:

    Does she have suspenders or a vest on?


  23. Metal Rock Says:

    She’s the opening act.


  24. suicidal bendencies. Says:

    man check out that line 6.


  25. porky thatcher Says:

    Soymilk? I thought it was chicken stock


  26. Dick Zits Says:

    http://www.myspace.com/holyfuck she’s doing a cover of a Holy Fuck song


  27. Peyton Westlake Says:

    Might literally be my ex-gf. I’m afraid to ask.


  28. HOMO Says:

    yeah, turning a knob on a line 6 delay modeler, fuck, ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER!


  29. spotty Says:

    there again , she might be giving the invisible man a blow job


  30. idk Says:

    she’s riding the invisible cock of her own self “worth”


  31. Doc Johnson Says:

    She’s controlling our new Rock Band Butt Plug.


  32. WORLD WAR DREW Says:

    not okay.


  33. i took your bitch Says:

    idk, ouch, just ouch


  34. notjohndoe2 Says:

    this is why i dont go for that whole noise rock scene


  35. nicole Says:

    ass down, titties up…


  36. Anonymous Says:

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA tragedy


  37. MCB Says:

    Topless art noise shows are the lesbians’ answer to strip clubs. They pay the cover to oogle a naked chick on stage… but she isn’t being “objectified” or “exploited”… oh, no! She’s “expressing” herself!


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