If you hate 8s and want to grow old without chicks all up in your grill, do not learn the bass and do not join a band.
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Damien James Hurst Murphy
05.15.09 at 12:19 pm
Thanks for the ego boost, bass is a magical thing. Gets the rumps a’ shakin’.
05.15.09 at 12:25 pm
If you are getting older and pretty girls are starting to ignore you, get in a band NOW! You can’t not get laid. It worked for me and I’m a 4.
05.15.09 at 12:43 pm
What if you’re really good at World of Warcraft and the 8s are 20yr old girls from South Korea?
05.15.09 at 1:15 pm
It might be the angle but she’s a 9.
05.15.09 at 2:02 pm
this is where my money is. Thanks Gavin!
05.15.09 at 2:19 pm
I read that as “if you hate the 80s” and I thought it was all about her legwarmers.
05.15.09 at 2:43 pm
Or his sweater…
05.15.09 at 2:44 pm
hahah @ the username! and also that girl is pretty f’in cute in the face but i would NEVER
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NEVER.. leave the house (loft party! bands!) in some whack ass dino T from delia’s and shitty slouch boots from 12th grade. get your shit right girl!
05.15.09 at 4:05 pm
Hey, is he carrying her purse? I’m not asking metaphorically either.
Also issat a dustpan in his hands? I’m not asking metaphorically either.
And … I was fucking first!
05.15.09 at 4:58 pm
Das lookin fo like a tranni der.
05.15.09 at 5:42 pm
That girl is definitely a 9.
And here’s a memo regarding age:
If you see a guy like that with a girl like that and he’s not a drug dealer – he is really good in bed and/or hung like a donkey.
If he plays the bass it just means he’s nailing her friends, too.
05.15.09 at 8:29 pm
NY 8’s are L.A. 5’s, bitch is toe up.
05.15.09 at 8:55 pm
Old and dumb meet young and dumb.
05.15.09 at 9:23 pm
Cliff Huxtable is missing a sweater somewhere.
05.15.09 at 9:53 pm
40 is the new 14.
05.15.09 at 10:01 pm
um…..she’s not that hot and he’s not that ugly so what’s the deal?
05.15.09 at 11:12 pm
Don’t you hate it when normal guys try and interpret indie rock? You’re totally misinterpreting yourself, Bro. Quick, throw on a Knicks jersey and find a Hooters. Nobody will notice.
05.16.09 at 6:47 am
“Dad, come back soon, your dustpan carrying friend is kinda creepy. Maybe I shouldn’t wear my dinosaur print shirt next time. I think he wants to mush it on his freaky undersea multicolored sweater and make a scary pedo-melange…”
05.16.09 at 11:46 am
obviously she’s a figurative 8
05.16.09 at 1:39 pm
It’s take your daughter to work day for back stage. He’s teaching her how to be a groupie. “… and this is how you hold a dick.” “Dad! There are people watching!”
05.16.09 at 3:14 pm
Is that Matthew Higgs?
05.16.09 at 4:57 pm
a note to everyone, the jacket is giving her the illusion of slouch, demoting her appeal from 9 to 8
this is what is happening; this is science
05.18.09 at 12:18 pm
Bass players can suck the blue-blooded foot-long’d horse-radish monstrosity of a dick that I don’t have.
05.18.09 at 1:19 pm
I hate this mentality. Besides most guys in bands are tools.
05.18.09 at 4:17 pm
i hope im that cool when im 36
05.19.09 at 1:38 am
naw fuck that shit man. bass players are pussies.
05.22.09 at 6:32 pm
Les Claypool is a greta argument for excellent bassists
08.30.09 at 10:31 pm