If you just started college and are looking for a gimmick, we highly recommend making your drink of choice “Sniper.”

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14 Comments
  1. Jetpack Says:

    It’s a good gimmick, because Sniper is hard to drink.


  2. Doinmusic Says:

    Fuck that, i want the statue of liberty booze.


  3. BANANA PEEEL Says:

    You can go to a party and ask a girl if she wants a shot and then pretend the bottle is a sniper rifle and be like “boom!…hahaha! sup baby?” and then pour the shot.

    You know what though? Don’t do that.


  4. ur doing it rong Says:

    u think I’d get sued for starting platinum Schlager?


  5. SARS Says:

    just a thought, but anyone else notice how ghetto-elite bottles of booze look more and more like big bottles of fucking gross smelling cologne that you couldn’t even get a bum to wear?


  6. crampston digglesworth Says:

    666 stars!


  7. idk Says:

    handles on booze bottles is the best idea since plastic instead of glass


  8. Sefton Clydesdale Says:

    I thought that was bong


  9. bunnys kidnapper Says:

    Much like Sefton Clydesdale, I also thought that was bong, until I realized it was bottle of alcohol.


  10. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Plastic instead of glass isn’t a good idea.


  11. joshy Says:

    i rocked this like a mofo last summer on fire island. and yeah i drank straight from the “muzzle”


  12. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    Any hooch that comes with a shoulder strap is good by me.


  13. Charmander Says:

    Is this bottle plastic? Because I would make it a bong, and no one would be impressed, but I’d like it and that’s what counts.


  14. johnny utah Says:

    they sell a vodka that is shaped like a bong, and you just rip off the logo seal hting n you can put a stem in there…


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