As kids we used to think saying “Your Mother wears army boots” meant she wasn’t the kind of girl who turned your heart into a melted crayon someone left in the backseat of a car in July.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Looks like she’s hiding a thousand snaggleteeth underneath that sneering smile.
05.29.09 at 12:05 pm
Now there’s a quick wit!
05.29.09 at 12:13 pm
babeface – could be wearing a shitty diaper it wouldn’t matter.
05.29.09 at 1:01 pm
Elvis Costello wants his pose back from all these halfie chicks.
Whether she’s short or foreshortened, she’s a solid 8. Not that yer asking.
05.29.09 at 1:37 pm
She looks swell. Just swell.
05.29.09 at 1:41 pm
Another sad victim of foot binding tries to stand.
05.29.09 at 2:15 pm
this is exactly the kind of outfit i dream of pulling off, but only midgets can
05.29.09 at 3:31 pm
she probably gets allergies real easy
05.29.09 at 4:05 pm
I picture these chicks saying… “Hey, wait… a guy with a camera! Quick.. hang on, let me arrange my feet into this skewed, bowl-legged, I need cock now, stance…” I never see girls standing like this in real life..
05.29.09 at 4:29 pm
My girlfriend only stands like that. I shit you not. I rag on her all the time about it.
05.29.09 at 4:41 pm
She’s got the classic Japanese pigeon toe… Man they know how to oppress their women… jealous
05.29.09 at 5:14 pm
snacks
05.29.09 at 5:25 pm
I always thought Lesley Arfin had the hottest legs in hipsterland, but these are definitely the real thing. I´m jerking off
05.29.09 at 6:38 pm
It’s a red letter day for boners!
05.29.09 at 7:18 pm
there she is. honey you need to come home.
05.29.09 at 8:52 pm
Less do, more don’t.
They’re just funnier.
05.30.09 at 10:20 am
id smash
05.30.09 at 1:58 pm
cigarette in her hand…dealbreaker. AMIRIGHT BECKLES???? HMMM??!!!
05.30.09 at 2:32 pm
All the queers who always post: “I hate her shoes, they’re a dealbreaker” or “she smokes, I wouldn’t bang her”, or “look at her handbag/ankles/hands/earrings? Can you believe it! Wow, I would pass her by”… please stop posting pretending to be straight men!
Seriously, as all of us straight men know, there are very few female things out there we wouldn’t bang at some point. Depending upon how late at night, how much our friends would laugh at us, how much we’d had to drink, etc… Nowhere in that equation is what a woman wears, smokes, thinks.. etc. Thank you.
05.30.09 at 3:20 pm
It’s true even a penis isn’t a dealbreaker if I’ve had enough to drink.
05.30.09 at 5:24 pm
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hahahahaha
05.30.09 at 5:55 pm
Blah, what you think there isn’t enough sex around to have standards in the daytime. This is street carnage, not “sloppy drunk pity fucks” consolation and planning. Aim higher, you’ll thank us for it.
05.30.09 at 6:24 pm
yond mother
“Seriously, as all of us straight men know, there are very few female things out there we wouldn’t bang at some point. Depending upon how late at night . . .”
My comment assumes daytime standards…
Ugly, fat, scabs, bald… These are things to consider… My comment was concerned with guys who say a woman’s purse, shoes or smoking would be a dealbreaker on an otherwise hot girl.. What do you think about the fashion objections posted here?
05.30.09 at 7:41 pm
But if I aim higher, I’ll hit her bellybutton!
I’ll aim low and get it in everytime, thank you very much.
Lowest of the low…ANAL!!!!!
05.30.09 at 7:54 pm
hey motherfuckers im in germany where the toilets r self cleaning n i can buy booze at the grocery store n everybody can speak like 5 languages n all the guys have blue eyes n ur all stuck in shitty america( or canada, americas forgotten attic infested with rabid quasi french)!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
05.30.09 at 7:56 pm
Arguing against fashion critique on a site about people’s looks and how they are put together is like pissing into the wind, that or an admission that you’re not up to the task. Mating is all about being picky for those who can be .
05.30.09 at 8:59 pm
I have blue eyes, they do not make me scary … they are beautiful however.
05.30.09 at 10:58 pm
cigarette, that’s A FUCKIN dealbreaker. FUCK THAT.
05.31.09 at 11:06 am
Is she native? Caublinasian like Tiger Woods? I demand we find an answer.
05.31.09 at 1:52 pm
lmao @ the leader “SWEET FIXIE” behind her.
hate those ghetto ass frames so much.
06.01.09 at 12:53 am
Fuck, this is so hot.
06.01.09 at 1:46 am
did i just get called a rabid quasi french?
06.01.09 at 12:34 pm