Long hair says, “I was born with two X chromosome and I love them both equally” where short hair just says, “Fuck this shit.”
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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She’s a real woman and proud of it.
06.08.09 at 1:21 pm
Long hair is boring when girls dress boring too. You just look like a bland retail assistant for Gap.
06.08.09 at 1:23 pm
not only that, but she’s a total babe
06.08.09 at 1:23 pm
Sometimes long hair makes you want to just grab a woman and jump into her gelatinous folds.
06.08.09 at 1:29 pm
“…but if you did.”
Keep telling yourself that.
06.08.09 at 1:33 pm
Beautiful girl. I’m glad I can’t comprehend caring about a “boring” outfit.
06.08.09 at 2:09 pm
The drape of her hair over the curves of her chest does it for me. If they are perky enough to rest her hair upon their milky goodness, I’m sold.
06.08.09 at 2:56 pm
this makes up for the geek in the red and the dork with elephant shoes.
thank you. please continue forward
06.08.09 at 2:57 pm
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06.08.09 at 3:24 pm
Sorry, it’s hard to type while ejaculating.
06.08.09 at 3:25 pm
the dress makes me feel comfortable like mom would. and mom’s tits were so plentiful too…
06.08.09 at 3:53 pm
Here I am Again. And don’t go pretending you’re 16th part cherokee cus that shit’s not nice.
06.08.09 at 3:55 pm
the dress makes me feel comfortable like mom would. Sorry, it’s hard to type while ejaculating …
06.08.09 at 3:56 pm
Guys who critique outfits are too preoccupied with chasing dick to be threats in the pusshunt
06.08.09 at 5:15 pm
@felix
sounds great until you marry the pussy attached to the girl who wears an outfit like this and she embarrasses you everywhere you go. for life.
06.08.09 at 6:00 pm
she’s pretty hot despite her t-rex baby arms
06.08.09 at 6:26 pm
Really fantastic point, Stankly.
I die with embarrassment when women wear dresses. How horrible is it? It’s terrible. It’s like nine million times worse than Hitler.
06.08.09 at 7:22 pm
Really fantastic point, Stankly.
I die with embarrassment when women wear dresses. Especially when you’re dating one this hot, and she wears a dress. How horrible is it? It’s terrible. It’s like nine million times worse than Hitler.
06.08.09 at 7:23 pm
Its so nice to see Drippy and Felix Puss picking up the mantle I started.
I think that guys can critique outfits here if they want.. But if you say you’d not try to bang the girl because of her outfit… then you’re only pretending to be straight.
06.08.09 at 7:44 pm
unfortunate outfit.
06.08.09 at 8:24 pm
the t-rex baby-ishness of her right arm comes via this thing called “foreshortening.” her purse and cell phone both experience this same type of visual phenomenon.
06.08.09 at 8:36 pm
Thank you Ms. Marcy Wizard for that keen insight into visual phenomena. This is the type of insight I could get if I wasn’t looking at how her long hair gently cascades across her supple and firm young breasts. If I have like three orgasms in a row, I start to see the world with Marcy-like clarity. Its not a fun place.
06.08.09 at 10:08 pm
I’d like to second blah’s thank you to Marcy. Because just laughing at funny shit is not cool.
06.08.09 at 10:46 pm
art school finally paid off, you got a chance to break out foreshortening. I feel better now knowing this lovely doesn’t actually have teensy john mccain arms, comforted by the realization that i was merely the victim, as were many others i’m sure, of some strange and rare optical illusion. can you explain chiaroscuro next?
06.09.09 at 12:50 am
My foreshortened dick just shot a load into the vanishing point underneath my desk.
God, that wasn’t even fucking funny. But I’m not a jew, so I’m not equipped to be funny. L’Chaim!
06.09.09 at 1:00 am
everyone should check out ruby’s site because HE/SHE is either a bored and Hateful mean queen or desperate and lonely. BOO! At least here it is done in jest. Everyone gets that its all in good fun and in the hopes of producing a few boners for the boys and maybe some fashion ideas for the girls. Nobody wants to ridicule single mothers working hard coming home on the train or real hardworking people. JERK.
06.09.09 at 3:34 am
i just came.
06.09.09 at 7:24 am
Oooh, obvs anons, that really stung. I am so hurt.
You are a fucking idiot.
06.09.09 at 8:06 am
And I hope you aren’t calling that travesty in the leg warmer contraption a “single mother working hard coming home on the train.”
06.09.09 at 8:13 am
Yeah that site is pretty fucked. The inner-world of Ruby seems to be a barren, desolate, lonely place.
06.09.09 at 8:20 am
I can deal with a barren, desolate, lonely place if it’s, you know, funny.
You kind of have to be good at something in order to ridicule someone else.
06.09.09 at 9:28 am
Just to pile on, Ruby, you are truly the poster child for late-term abortions.
06.09.09 at 3:18 pm
… like, post-birth.
06.09.09 at 3:19 pm
unclaimed smegma, you are one of the many reasons why the most debase and witless thing you can say to another person becomes the standard insult. Do you think that that’s a good thing?
Do you think I ’should go find AIDS in prison’, you mediocre, depressing idiot?
06.09.09 at 5:31 pm
i can understand guys not caring about style, but the point is, people who dress this lamely are usually uh lame.
06.11.09 at 3:30 pm
Go find aids in prison. Great. Girl is boring, she will embarrass you and she loves John Mayer. Short haired girls are just more beautiful than long haired ones because we’re feminine enough to not be attached to it. Think about this camel without hair. Then think about Jean Seberg. Get it?
06.12.09 at 9:14 am
camel? if so she’s bactrian, because i clearly count two fully developed humps.
06.15.09 at 3:02 am
I’d like to get Indaher cocktail
07.20.09 at 9:53 pm