STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 726

STREET BONER 726

A high waist converts short shorts from stupid video ho to libidinous film student.

UPDATE: Her boots because you asked.

This entry was posted on 06.09.09 at 12:00 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

crampston digglesworth Says:

“waist”

06.09.09 at 12:05 pm
danger Says:

Oh but the high waist is a waste.

06.09.09 at 12:22 pm
wack-boy Says:

Could we PLEASE have a close up of the footwear?

06.09.09 at 1:17 pm
imyar Says:

so into highwaisters

06.09.09 at 1:22 pm
blah Says:

More kitties. I’m a huge fan of every libidinous inch of her. Not sure what’s going on with her outfit–but there is belly skin showing and lots of really nice leg, so its fashionable to me.

06.09.09 at 2:00 pm
Andrew 'Dice' Clay Says:

I wanna see her asshole.

06.09.09 at 2:36 pm
J. Arthur Reacharound Says:

My Minnesotan girlfriend c. 1988. Fuck that shit.

06.09.09 at 3:02 pm
frankly mr. stankly Says:

too short to take all of my dick. it just bumps into the cervix.

06.09.09 at 3:24 pm
wharf Says:

when i dress like a girl this is what i look like

06.09.09 at 3:46 pm
Dork Says:

That’s a lot of layers. Also I second the close-up on the footwear.

06.09.09 at 4:20 pm
Ruby Says:

Great smirk

06.09.09 at 6:27 pm
romanchrist Says:

the closeup of stocking/boot combo, oh lawds…

06.09.09 at 7:13 pm
wack-boy Says:

So many have tried, most have failed. She rocks the boots.

Thank you dear Street Carnage.

06.09.09 at 7:40 pm
Books & Backpacks Says:

What’s she eating? Besides my heart. Wonk. Wonk.

06.09.09 at 7:45 pm
Zippy Says:

Very cute girl. Goofy looking clothes. Makes you feel real good about asking her to undress!

06.09.09 at 8:03 pm
Dice Baby.. Says:

With that lace and boots she looks like she’s from Desperately Seeking Semen…. Oh! Get it? Get it? Its a play on words, or a pun or homonym or something.. Homonym?

06.09.09 at 8:34 pm
French ass raper Says:

I would help her put a camera in her bathroom and set up a pay site.

06.09.09 at 9:42 pm
dapwell Says:

@Dice Baby
SWATE

06.11.09 at 6:29 pm

STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

E-mail it! | 17 Comments

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

E-mail it! | 45 Comments

STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

E-mail it! | 29 Comments

STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

E-mail it! | 36 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

Bad Behavior has blocked 5876 access attempts in the last 7 days.