When you see a girl’s closet it looks like a pile of useless shit stuffed to the ceiling. Then they stick their body into one of the things and you go, “Oh.”
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That scarf is just about long enough to hang herself with for wearing those stupid boots. I bet she has everything ever recorded by or written about Taylor Swift.
06.11.09 at 10:26 am
Shut up, Zippy.
06.11.09 at 10:27 am
she can live out my Emmylou Harris fantasies … all of which are rated XXX.
06.11.09 at 10:28 am
I can never figure out what girls clothes are when theyre on the floor. I pick them up and there’s just fabric with too many holes, all the same sizes in weird shapes. Cant tell the front from the back.
06.11.09 at 10:52 am
This makes me want to drink moonshine out of her vage.
06.11.09 at 10:53 am
still looks like a pile o’shit to me.
06.11.09 at 11:31 am
C’mon John, she has a nice pair of slim legs on her. What do you want to wear those ridiculous boots for unless you have a raging case of toe jam going on.
06.11.09 at 12:44 pm
what is she hiding behind the scarf? vampire marks? S&m marks? or just fat?
06.11.09 at 12:45 pm
I’d eat her box. That aint sayin much though.
06.11.09 at 1:09 pm
your exactly right . their closets look some ripped their clothes to shreds.
06.11.09 at 1:58 pm
Would have been vastly improved sans scarf
06.11.09 at 2:20 pm
I’m with Ruby on this one.
06.11.09 at 2:27 pm
^ Ruby’s a fag, so go figure
06.11.09 at 3:02 pm
you go “Oh, that sucks about as much as I thought it would”
06.11.09 at 3:32 pm
I wish I was standing in front of her, and while we were talking she magically levitated up so that she landed on my outstretched tongue. Just a thought.
Also, not that I care or anything, but what is she wearing that outfit for during the day? And where did the skirt come from? Oh well my Lovely, back to my tongue
06.11.09 at 3:35 pm
Boots or scarf, you can’t do both.
06.11.09 at 7:35 pm
Hand me my rope!
06.11.09 at 9:45 pm
Uh oh, conventionally hot! Better find a flaw!
(Seriously, though, the outfit is perfect for a one night stand – lose the dress, keep he boots and work out six different ways to tie her up with the scarf. Heaven!)
06.11.09 at 10:01 pm
Anyone who finds anything wrong with this has a savage case of the retards.
06.12.09 at 9:14 am
This girl is hot. I come here to this site a lot … I like to look at the different people on the street … once my friend was even on here, he made a death metal sweater with dancing Mexicans on it. This site has always been really fun to check out before I hit the new york streets running … literally.
Anyway, this girl is hot … this is a fantasy girl, she doesn’t actually exist … she is made out of good old country music records from ex-girlfriends and blonde hair … she was not born, but sprung out of a cummy smelling trunk stuffed with vintage clothing like Athena.
B O N E R C I T Y!
06.12.09 at 10:10 am
not enough kittiez.
06.12.09 at 1:23 pm
the boots are really lame. i’d fuck the shit out of her anyway. she could leave the boots on or take them off. she could leave only one boot on and i’d still want to fuck. I would wear the shitty boots while we fucked if she wanted me too.
06.12.09 at 2:14 pm
her head is floating. instant decapiboner
06.12.09 at 7:28 pm
really says:
“the boots are really lame. i’d fuck the shit out of her anyway. she could leave the boots on or take them off. she could leave only one boot on and i’d still want to fuck. I would wear the shitty boots while we fucked if she wanted me too.”
This is the best comment I have ever read on this site. Who cares about the clothes if the girl is hot… “I would wear the shitty boots while we fucked if she wanted me too.” I’m still laughing at this!
06.13.09 at 9:06 pm